funks 1 #1 March 24, 2006 I'm not sure what to think of this. Any suggestions or advice? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #2 March 24, 2006 she's a filthy filthy whore. send her over, but first send pic Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #3 March 24, 2006 Let me get this right. She slipped and fell on some other fellas mighty love lance by accident? I'd make her sleep in the garden, pond, water thing. yea shes dead...in all seriousness i think once either person has cheated in a relationship its over, you never forget (guilt doesnt go away and you cant trust again if they cheated on you) Yep i'd dump her instantly and go get drunk1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #4 March 24, 2006 Sorry man, but my dick was there, and well. THings happened. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid_Icarus 0 #5 March 24, 2006 Without pictures, I just can't believe you.... ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #6 March 24, 2006 QuoteI'm not sure what to think of this. Any suggestions or advice? Dude, all I can tell you is that it really *was* an accident. I swear, I was just minding my own business sitting around naked and with a hard on in Taco Bell when she slipped on one of those little containers of hot sauce. No worries, though. I didn't want to do any damage taking it out, so I worked it in and out really slowly with lots of TLC. Took nearly three hours, but I was finally able to take it out without hurting anything. I was worried a few times, though, because she kept yelling, "Oh, FUCK, Baby!!!!!" Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeiber 0 #7 March 24, 2006 Use her for sex until you find someone better. Don't spend a dime on her though. If she sucks in bed, ditch her. Let me know if you need 'payback' ideas. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #8 March 24, 2006 Damn walt....you too? His girlfirend sounds accident prone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #9 March 24, 2006 Its all fun and games until somebody gets their feelings hurt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #10 March 24, 2006 Who cares... as long as you're still gettin some. Not like you were gonna marry the ho. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #11 March 24, 2006 QuoteDamn walt....you too? His girlfirend sounds accident prone. You're not kidding. The same thing happened three days in a row. That girl needs to be more careful! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeiber 0 #12 March 24, 2006 QuoteWithout pictures, I just can't believe you.... I've got pictures and video for ya...Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryno1972 0 #13 March 24, 2006 What a dumb BYOOOOTCH!! Hopefully she feels really stupid.... But I would not be able to forgive for something like that.glad to be here!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #14 March 24, 2006 What a traumatic experience this accident must have been for her. This is a time when she really needs you to be there for her. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #15 March 24, 2006 QuoteI'm not sure what to think of this. Any suggestions or advice? I think you should send me your mailing address, as well as some pictures, you goon. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #16 March 24, 2006 QuoteI'm not sure what to think of this. Any suggestions or advice? 12 ga. 00 16 ga. is fine - but 12 is so MUCH BETTER. Stay away from the bird shot - double aught is what you should be happy with. After all - it IS the end result that you are after.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #17 March 24, 2006 How big was the penis?? This is the real issue. If the Penis was larger than yours.. Then irreparable harm has been done. She will never again be satisfied by you knowing that there are larger Penis`s out there. Also sex will not be as pleasurable for you as she has now been stretched out and therefore must be replaced immediately. If the Penis was Smaller than yours.. Then its OK.. Now she will just have a Much greater appreciation for you and be faithful always as she know knows that you truly are the great Love Monster you always thought you were.. You should buy the person with the smaller penis a beer for doing you this great service. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 March 24, 2006 Quote You should buy the person with the smaller penis a beer for doing you this great service. It was you, wasn't it J.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #19 March 24, 2006 QuoteIt was you, wasn't it J Yep. It was me. Now where the Fuck is my Beer?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattyblast 0 #20 March 24, 2006 It's all your fault. Now admit it, find a new woman, and move on. You'll be a much better person for doing so."DOOR!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #21 March 24, 2006 QuoteIt's all your fault. Now admit it, find a new woman, and move on. You'll be a much better person for doing so. Come on, at least try to find some new material. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #22 March 24, 2006 QuoteIt's all your fault. Now admit it, find a new woman, and move on. You'll be a much better person for doing so. Impressive. Quite. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #23 March 24, 2006 Where was she impaled? This is a very important bit of information that will help decide whether it was accidental or not.... Was in the cookie, the nookie, the eye, the mouth, the belly, the navel, the back, the nose, the ear, the ????... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #24 March 24, 2006 QuoteWhere was she impaled? Through her inner ear canal. Where else does one get impaled by a penis? --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #25 March 24, 2006 QuoteQuoteWhere was she impaled? Through her inner ear canal. Where else does one get impaled by a penis? You had sex ed in Kansas, didn't you? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
