airtwardo 7 #1 February 23, 2012 http://www.aol.com/video/72-yr-old-may-be-guinness-book-of-world-records-shortest-man/517278934/?ncid=wsc-video-cards-image Sorry buddy...but on the bright side, at least now ya got someone to look down on! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #2 February 27, 2012 I already did, as often as you're on your knees. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #3 February 27, 2012 Quote I already did, as often as you're on your knees. ON MY KNEES I'm still 4 & 1/2 feet taller than you! YOU gotta be standing on stool on top of a chair wearing your six inch strapless pumps just to bounce my balls on your forehead! Your 'jumpsuit' doesn't have booties, ya just sewed the leg-holes closed on a pair of speedos! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nolan358 0 #4 February 27, 2012 Quote Quote Your 'jumpsuit' doesn't have booties, ya just sewed the leg-holes closed on a pair of speedos! I laughed so hard at this my wife came downstairs to find out what the hell was wrong with me... Well done Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #5 February 28, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Your 'jumpsuit' doesn't have booties, ya just sewed the leg-holes closed on a pair of speedos! I laughed so hard at this my wife came downstairs to find out what the hell was wrong with me... Well done Yeah 'Gonzo Fun Facts' usually have that effect on people! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
