livendive 8 #351 January 30, 2012 Can't quite grasp the concept of "stop, drop, and roll" Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #352 January 30, 2012 Has an einstein-esque haircutSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #353 January 30, 2012 Just practiced playing "Hangy Meaty Box" on his guitar. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #354 January 30, 2012 Too cheap to buy real cheeseMy reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #355 January 30, 2012 hes still old Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #356 January 31, 2012 Can speak in gang signsI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivecat 3 #357 January 31, 2012 is stuck on their back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #358 January 31, 2012 Quote is stuck on their back. Wouldn't mind being stuck on her back."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deltron80 0 #359 January 31, 2012 Needs to move to a region with jumpable weather and/or a wind tunnel if she wants to be a real skydiver. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivecat 3 #360 January 31, 2012 needs to find better things to do than stalk all the pretty ladies on dz.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #361 January 31, 2012 Can't handle her liquor."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivecat 3 #362 January 31, 2012 needs a better avatar Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivecat 3 #363 January 31, 2012 wishes he could find someone that would let him lick her Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #364 January 31, 2012 apparently really wants ski to lick her... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivecat 3 #365 January 31, 2012 Hit on 269!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #366 January 31, 2012 Quote Hit on 269!! Wishes 269 would friend on on face book Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #367 January 31, 2012 Jealous that Cat friended me. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #368 January 31, 2012 Doesn't post their jump numbers like a newb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #369 January 31, 2012 Thinks Twardo is sexier than CatI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #370 January 31, 2012 Quote Thinks Twardo is sexier than Cat Called dibs on twardo."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #371 January 31, 2012 Quote Doesn't post their jump numbers like a newb Lies about his jump number, like a n00b"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #372 January 31, 2012 uses the word n00b Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #373 January 31, 2012 Quote uses the word n00b Best she could come up with. She's a boring drunk."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #374 January 31, 2012 Quote Quote uses the word n00b Best she could come up with. She's a boring drunk. Doesnt know that Twardo is only into Gingers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #375 January 31, 2012 Quote Doesnt know that Twardo is only into Gingers Want's twardo to be in to her."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
