Squeak 17 #1 January 16, 2012 Well sort of, he clipped the rock on a WS Base He is busted up pretty bad but apparently will be fine. Hope he heals well, but gotta say, it does not come as a surprise.You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 843 #2 January 17, 2012 You're fucking brilliant. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dorbie 0 #3 January 17, 2012 All the best comments on this have already been deleted from incidents. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #4 January 17, 2012 More like a "touch-and-go". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #5 January 17, 2012 QuoteMore like a "touch-and-go". That was the best comment so far in the Incidents thread, but it was deleted.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dorbie 0 #6 January 17, 2012 HBO were filming it, their special will be called "Browning the Crack". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #7 January 17, 2012 Damn, that was funny, Squeak. I almost feel bad for laughing at it, though. I sure hope Jeb heals fast too. I'm sure glad he's not dead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #8 January 17, 2012 QuoteQuoteMore like a "touch-and-go". That was the best comment so far in the Incidents thread, but it was deleted. Oops! sorry for the inadvertent copycat post. (That didn't belong in the Incidents forum anyway. I also hope for his speedy recovery.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShcShc11 0 #9 January 17, 2012 I heard there was a video? Anyway, hopefully he gets better. Cheers! Shc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #10 January 17, 2012 QuoteI heard there was a video? It was Jeb. How many jumps do you think he makes where there isn't? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqiV_O8cdWYquade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #11 January 17, 2012 Quote I heard there was a video? It was Jeb, there has to be at least 7 different angles from the GoPros he was wearing.edit- Damn, you beat me by seconds Quade.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sacex250 0 #12 January 17, 2012 I once crashed into a table while getting a midnight snack; how hard can it be to hit Table Mountain?It's all been said before, no sense repeating it here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #13 January 17, 2012 Quote In Reply To Hard to say. Black wingsuit,black canopy, crappy video. Can't tell how hard the impact was. I'm basing my guess on the audio on scene but I guess his condition could have changed during landing. I don't get his affinity for black. If you are making midnight jumps and want to avoid attention, then sure. But when you are making public, planned, high-profile daylight jumps with the cameras rolling, then why not go with some photogenic colors? You know, the bounce-and-blend of the 80s would probably be just about right... (Had to take this from Incidents so I didn't upset the duck)--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 January 17, 2012 Wow...check out the vid 1/2 way down the page http://www.2oceansvibe.com/2012/01/12/man-jumps-table-mountain-in-a-wing-suit-jeb-corliss/ ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #15 January 17, 2012 QuoteWow...check out the vid 1/2 way down the page http://www.2oceansvibe.com/2012/01/12/man-jumps-table-mountain-in-a-wing-suit-jeb-corliss/ Yup. Even whuffo work friends have been sending me that video for the past bit. That's why it won't be too long before this story hits the big time and could possibly significantly hurt the BASE movement in the public eye.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #16 January 17, 2012 QuoteI bet there maybe 1 or 2 people on this planet that don't die in that situation. Good Job not dying Jeb. Second that. [Graham Chapman voice] "Now go and change your (Under) Armor." [/Graham Chapman voice] Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #17 January 17, 2012 That jump could be the one that saves his life but I doubt it. He will have "learned" so much that he can now do it safely. Still bound to be a famous grease spot.Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dorbie 0 #18 January 17, 2012 QuoteThat jump could be the one that saves his life but I doubt it. He will have "learned" so much that he can now do it safely. Still bound to be a famous grease spot. Exactly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShcShc11 0 #19 January 17, 2012 QuoteQuoteWow...check out the vid 1/2 way down the page http://www.2oceansvibe.com/2012/01/12/man-jumps-table-mountain-in-a-wing-suit-jeb-corliss/ Yup. Even whuffo work friends have been sending me that video for the past bit. That's why it won't be too long before this story hits the big time and could possibly significantly hurt the BASE movement in the public eye. Lol. Its so true.. that video and whuffos are magnets. Shc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pchapman 279 #20 January 17, 2012 Quote and could possibly significantly hurt the BASE movement in the public eye. Don't think it would be a problem. BASE jumpers are already seen as death defying people living on the edge. Someone getting hurt out in the countryside is no big deal. It's like if you hear that a climber died in the Himalayas -- nobody is surprised. If a jumper were downtown hucking off a building, and fell and killed some 'civilians' below, THAT would hurt opinion. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #21 January 17, 2012 Well now... since he "bounced" and lived to tell the tale, does he get to be removed from the Bounce Bingo board? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #22 January 17, 2012 QuoteQuoteThat jump could be the one that saves his life but I doubt it. He will have "learned" so much that he can now do it safely. Still bound to be a famous grease spot. Exactly. and more power to him for trying too. Someone stepping off the edge is the only reason we can now skydive. Our sport is much the richer BECAUSE of the people who push the envelope, not in spite of them.You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #23 January 17, 2012 Quote and more power to him for trying too. Someone stepping off the edge is the only reason we can now skydive. Our sport is much the richer BECAUSE of the people who push the envelope, not in spite of them. Amen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevebabin 0 #24 January 17, 2012 QuoteThat jump could be the one that saves his life but I doubt it. He will have "learned" so much that he can now do it safely. Still bound to be a famous grease spot. I wonder if any of your whuffo friends say the same thing about you."Science, logic and reason will fly you to the moon. Religion will fly you into buildings." "Because figuring things out is always better than making shit up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meso 38 #25 January 17, 2012 It definitely isn't a good thing for BASE in South Africa. A few of the locals I know are a bit pissed off about it. Apparently they requested that he don't dayblaze it with cameras rolling and he did anyway, and to make it worse after the incident it's all over every news station and Government members have been interviewed about it and stated they will be pressing charges. The local guys have been working hard with the SANP to try and work at getting jumping legal in some of the parks over the past couple of years. This will no doubt not help the cause at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites