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JohnnyMarko

Shah, did you miss your casting call?

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Admit, you have a crush on him. ;)


Well I am a hot sexy piece of man candy!

I'm sorry I'm at work and can't view the link, what is it about?

I remember hearing they were going to do an NJ shore about Persiand in Cali I wonder if it's that?

If so, it's going to be a train wreck of epic nature. Many of these Persians were very well to do when the Shah fell. Rumor has it that in 1976 they took the equivalent $2 billion out of Iran. When they got to the US they then invested in what is now silicon valley and in Hollywood.

So it will be nothing more than very well to do trust fund babies with more money than brains. Nothing I would watch but there appears to be a hell of an appetite for this kind of thing on TV.

Think...Persian Guido...which means well....as one friend once put it..."Persians...making out of control Guido's look stable."

An epic train wreck best viewed on mute.

But on the + side many of you will learn a lot about Persian culinary tradition and the next time I make Kebab for all my friends at the DZ...it may become a boogie? The Kebab Boogie?

http://www.thedailybeast.com/newsweek/2012/02/19/exclusive-first-look-shahs-of-sunset-new-bravo-reality-show.html
Well it could be worse at least some of the girls are cute.

That said this Secrest guy nees to be taken out and have his ass kicked a little for such craptacular TV!
But hey just hating the guy because he has such great hair
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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That one girl is stunning!
And I have this rule about not dating Persian girls...but for her I may look the other way!
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Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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curry?

We be Perian not Indian bro!

But for the record all of you guys are warned.
As my mother told me when I was 10 I'm telling all of you!

Persian women are dangerous!
Ever see a lion take out a gazelle? Well that's how Persian women take out men they want. And the next thing you know you are married, her mom is living in your office and her brother is in the basement, and you have gained about 10lbs and are working three jobs and look 70 when she will never look older than 30.

I've never seen an old Persian woman....i've seen lots of young guys who look well past their years trying to keep their Persian wives happy thought!

Now this is truly an exaggeration and I'm sure there are some very nice very awesome Persian women out there....but still....i care about some of you and watch out!
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The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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I had a Persian girl ask me to marry her in college. Not what I wanted, for sure, and I'm sure it she was looking for a green card. Nice to know I dodged a bullet. :)


Ha ha!
Nah man odds are she was a super girl and if you were married now you would be a solid 50lbs chunkier thanks to kebab and all that rice!

Nah i'll be honest there are some amazing Persian women out there. The total package. Smart, sexy, amazingly talented and infinity compassionate and understanding.

And much like many of my bad over the top jokes and generalizations I'm sure this show will be entertaining if nothing else.

However if there are any questions you may have regarding the culture or more importantly the food let me know. I'll be more than happy to give you any recipes that my mom has given me.
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The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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