airtwardo 7 #26 February 8, 2012 Team one: Shah & Paris Hilton...sponsored by Bartlels & Jaymes. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #27 February 8, 2012 Quote Sigh...you're turning another thread into one about you. If everyone here would stop feeding the trolls, it wouldnt be an issue.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #29 February 8, 2012 Quote Quote You'd be perfect! An equal opportunity entertainer and offender all in one! Laugh I never watch those kind of shows, but if you were on it, I just might. What she said. The only thing I wonder about is your ability to overcome obstacles Maybe they'll change the script mid-season and kill him off.Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #30 February 8, 2012 Quote DONE! ;P OK!! I recind my previous post... It is you that TV is not ready for.Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,071 #31 February 8, 2012 >The only thing I wonder about is your ability to overcome obstacles But that's not what they are looking for! Someone who fails in an amusing way is gold for them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyper 0 #32 February 8, 2012 QuoteWe're looking for men and women who are inventive, adventurous and confident that they can do any job we throw at them i'm not so much in pornography anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #33 February 9, 2012 Quote Maybe they'll change the script mid-season and kill him off. Beaten to death by the female cast members of The Biggest Loser . Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #34 February 9, 2012 QuoteHave your people call my people and we can talk about how great I can be on said show! Not only am I a stunning piece of man candy, but as a mechanical engineer/inventor/FIRST Robotics coach/JustAnAwsomeGuy.....I should be contacted to be on this show! Oh and I bring beer to all interviews! Nope.. Not worth it.I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #35 February 9, 2012 QuoteBeaten to death by the female cast members of The Biggest Loser . Don The Biggest Loser? Isn't that like survivor for fat people! Look I'm good at this! I'm Persian/American....do you know how many Persians there are in this country! And if all of them watched....this show would be a huge hit...much like me with the bigger ladies! I'm sexy, I'm charming, I'm well educated, very well dressed and best of all.....I can offend people and they smile and agree!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #36 February 9, 2012 Quote Anyone want to be my 'partner'? I'm in! I'm game. What's our team name?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivecat 3 #37 February 9, 2012 hmmmm, i'm having trouble with this! I'm playing around with a SWAT Team Acronym (skydivers will/with/without ....) but nothing has sounded right so far. Or an "innocent" skydiving statement which a Whuffo wouldn't get (don't head down on my belly! keep your dbag away from mine!) but again, nothing is hitting the mark. Any suggestions? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikempb 0 #38 February 9, 2012 I wish! I was on fear factor 10 yrs ago, but I have a full time job, FDNY do they work around that?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #39 February 9, 2012 Quotehmmmm, i'm having trouble with this! I'm playing around with a SWAT Team Acronym (skydivers will/with/without ....) but nothing has sounded right so far. Or an "innocent" skydiving statement which a Whuffo wouldn't get (don't head down on my belly! keep your dbag away from mine!) but again, nothing is hitting the mark. Any suggestions? Skydivers without any talent."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #40 February 9, 2012 Skydivers Won't Archive Television... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #41 February 9, 2012 Quotehmmmm, i'm having trouble with this! I'm playing around with a SWAT Team Acronym (skydivers will/with/without ....) but nothing has sounded right so far. Or an "innocent" skydiving statement which a Whuffo wouldn't get (don't head down on my belly! keep your dbag away from mine!) but again, nothing is hitting the mark. Any suggestions? Skydivers With ATtitude? Skydivers With Asses n Tits."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #42 February 9, 2012 So Where's the Alcohol Tonight?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #43 February 9, 2012 In Gonzo's case it would be; Short Without Any Talent ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #44 February 9, 2012 Quote DONE! ;P Looking good buddy.We both know it's all about being stylish You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #45 February 9, 2012 Skydivers Without Any TrainingSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #46 February 9, 2012 Team T&A or TT&A Say it loud and proud! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dannydan 5 #47 February 9, 2012 pure vanity Rick! I'm the vainest and the world including the Perisans need to know and understand this.... ;P lol So Cat or brosephus, have yall sent them yer info yet? Rick, you gonna make Spences party neXt month? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivecat 3 #48 February 10, 2012 Nope, haven't submitted anything, yet. you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueSkiesJT 0 #49 February 10, 2012 Quote Anyone want to be my 'partner'? I'm in! I'm completely down! You do know the producers are going to feed us tons of alcohol in hopes that we will hookup on camera, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #50 February 10, 2012 damn... I've just been out-bid as teammate. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites