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Face? What face? With tatas like that, nobody is looking at your face!!!




Just kidding :ph34r: ...

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No you're not!

Even as loaded on psycho punch as I was, I quite clearly remember how much you enjoyed taking the jello shot from my cleavage (and the handfulls you grabbed) and the lap dace I gave you. :P
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Face? What face? With tatas like that, nobody is looking at your face!!!




Just kidding :ph34r: ...

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No you're not!

Even as loaded on psycho punch as I was, I quite clearly remember how much you enjoyed taking the jello shot from my cleavage (and the handfulls you grabbed) and the lap dace I gave you. :P


What boogie was this again? I'll have to mark it on my leave request.
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
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Hey ladies,

If you are going to be doing a DPH jump at Chicks Rock, please let me know when. I'll be running around taking pictures for the website and would love to get some of you. :)



Just quoting you :P
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
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Face? What face? With tatas like that, nobody is looking at your face!!!




Just kidding :ph34r: ...

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No you're not!

Even as loaded on psycho punch as I was, I quite clearly remember how much you enjoyed taking the jello shot from my cleavage (and the handfulls you grabbed) and the lap dace I gave you. :P


:$:$:$

OK ... you got me ... I like boobies ... so what???

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Face? What face? With tatas like that, nobody is looking at your face!!!




Just kidding :ph34r: ...

O



No you're not!

Even as loaded on psycho punch as I was, I quite clearly remember how much you enjoyed taking the jello shot from my cleavage (and the handfulls you grabbed) and the lap dace I gave you. :P


:$:$:$

OK ... you got me ... I like boobies ... so what???

:|

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boobies are fricken awesome!!! What's not to like about them?

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Hey ladies,

If you are going to be doing a DPH jump at Chicks Rock, please let me know when. I'll be running around taking pictures for the website and would love to get some of you. :)



There will be at least two there. Ladydyver and k-dub for sure. After the boogie I'm sure there are going to be a ton of new DPH's! Goodness....I love being a Dirty Pirate Hooker!

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Damn... You have nice boobies :$



For whatever reason- it is so much better when a girl says it! Thanks- but I wish they were smaller. (yes- those are 100 percent mine) :$


I wish I had boobies like that... I love mine to death, but they arent really motorboatable, unless you like a face full of rib cage :S:P


It's all about the right top or them being pressed together by hand. :)
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Damn... You have nice boobies :$



For whatever reason- it is so much better when a girl says it! Thanks- but I wish they were smaller. (yes- those are 100 percent mine) :$


I wish I had boobies like that... I love mine to death, but they arent really motorboatable, unless you like a face full of rib cage :S:P


It's all about the right top or them being pressed together by hand. :)


Noted;)

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Face? What face? With tatas like that, nobody is looking at your face!!!




Just kidding :ph34r: ...

O



No you're not!

Even as loaded on psycho punch as I was, I quite clearly remember how much you enjoyed taking the jello shot from my cleavage (and the handfulls you grabbed) and the lap dace I gave you. :P


:$:$:$

OK ... you got me ... I like boobies ... so what???

:|

O


boobies are fricken awesome!!! What's not to like about them?


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The corset I wore on two jumps now is a "real corset" - steel fasteners in the front, heavy "boning" (I believe it's called that) re-inforcement, laced up in the back - no issues jumping with it. (Well, the corset stayed on ... the "girls" fell out :o).

I couldn't arch all that much, nor did I want to ... you fall a lot faster with no clothes on :ph34r: ...

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:D:D:D

Yeah, I have similar corsets. Ok, thanks for the reply, Olympia! You'd better make it to Chicks Rock, girl...:)


Girls: I would seriously warn you on the use of corsets with metal hasps closure on the front. It's a death trap waiting to happen if you get in a mal and you have a line get hooked into one of the hooks. I know those types of corsets pretty well, and Although they are perfect for other applications ;), I wouldnt have Karen jump in one exposed.

Plus, with what a proper corset like this costs, I'd get a cheap one instead!
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The corset I wore on two jumps now is a "real corset" - steel fasteners in the front, heavy "boning" (I believe it's called that) re-inforcement, laced up in the back - no issues jumping with it. (Well, the corset stayed on ... the "girls" fell out :o).

I couldn't arch all that much, nor did I want to ... you fall a lot faster with no clothes on :ph34r: ...

O



:D:D:D

Yeah, I have similar corsets. Ok, thanks for the reply, Olympia! You'd better make it to Chicks Rock, girl...:)


Girls: I would seriously warn you on the use of corsets with metal hasps closure on the front. It's a death trap waiting to happen if you get in a mal and you have a line get hooked into one of the hooks. I know those types of corsets pretty well, and Although they are perfect for other applications ;), I wouldnt have Karen jump in one exposed.

Plus, with what a proper corset like this costs, I'd get a cheap one instead!


I tried tellin em that...
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
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Face? What face? With tatas like that, nobody is looking at your face!!!




Just kidding :ph34r: ...

O



No you're not!

Even as loaded on psycho punch as I was, I quite clearly remember how much you enjoyed taking the jello shot from my cleavage (and the handfulls you grabbed) and the lap dace I gave you. :P


:$:$:$

OK ... you got me ... I like boobies ... so what???

:|

O


boobies are fricken awesome!!! What's not to like about them?



+1:)

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The corset I wore on two jumps now is a "real corset" - steel fasteners in the front, heavy "boning" (I believe it's called that) re-inforcement, laced up in the back - no issues jumping with it. (Well, the corset stayed on ... the "girls" fell out :o).

I couldn't arch all that much, nor did I want to ... you fall a lot faster with no clothes on :ph34r: ...

O



:D:D:D

Yeah, I have similar corsets. Ok, thanks for the reply, Olympia! You'd better make it to Chicks Rock, girl...:)


Girls: I would seriously warn you on the use of corsets with metal hasps closure on the front. It's a death trap waiting to happen if you get in a mal and you have a line get hooked into one of the hooks. I know those types of corsets pretty well, and Although they are perfect for other applications ;), I wouldnt have Karen jump in one exposed.

Plus, with what a proper corset like this costs, I'd get a cheap one instead!


I tried tellin em that...
but Rosa knows best:)
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I went and bought one!!!! Now I need to get to a boogie and make a jump with these hot ladies.



oh yah- Shah- don't look. I am a size 8. Would not want to offend


To hell with Shah. Marry me!!!:$


Where's my ring!?!?! Hahaha
I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think?

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I went and bought one!!!! Now I need to get to a boogie and make a jump with these hot ladies.



oh yah- Shah- don't look. I am a size 8. Would not want to offend


To hell with Shah. Marry me!!!:$


Where's my ring!?!?! Hahaha


How many carrots would you preffere?


Are you calling here a horse?:o

SOooooo Wrong!>:(
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I went and bought one!!!! Now I need to get to a boogie and make a jump with these hot ladies.



oh yah- Shah- don't look. I am a size 8. Would not want to offend


To hell with Shah. Marry me!!!:$


Where's my ring!?!?! Hahaha


How many carrots would you preffere?


Are you calling here a horse?:o

SOooooo Wrong!>:(


No. I'm not calling "here" a horse. I just suck at speling is all.
Muff #5048

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I went and bought one!!!! Now I need to get to a boogie and make a jump with these hot ladies.



oh yah- Shah- don't look. I am a size 8. Would not want to offend


To hell with Shah. Marry me!!!:$


Where's my ring!?!?! Hahaha


How many carrots would you preffere?


I'm not a rabbit!!!! Not carats. Just a black, titanium band. Kthnx.
I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think?

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I went and bought one!!!! Now I need to get to a boogie and make a jump with these hot ladies.



oh yah- Shah- don't look. I am a size 8. Would not want to offend


To hell with Shah. Marry me!!!:$


Where's my ring!?!?! Hahaha


How many carrots would you preffere?


Are you calling here a horse?:o

SOooooo Wrong!>:(


No. I'm not calling "here" a horse. I just suck at speling is all.


Leave Tori alone -
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I went and bought one!!!! Now I need to get to a boogie and make a jump with these hot ladies.



oh yah- Shah- don't look. I am a size 8. Would not want to offend


To hell with Shah. Marry me!!!:$


Where's my ring!?!?! Hahaha


How many carrots would you preffere?


I'm not a rabbit!!!! Not carats. Just a black, titanium band. Kthnx.


A skydiver that actually wants titanium? :o
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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I went and bought one!!!! Now I need to get to a boogie and make a jump with these hot ladies.



oh yah- Shah- don't look. I am a size 8. Would not want to offend


To hell with Shah. Marry me!!!:$


Where's my ring!?!?! Hahaha


How many carrots would you preffere?


I'm not a rabbit!!!! Not carats. Just a black, titanium band. Kthnx.


Ah! So just titanium? How elaborate (sp?) would you like the engraving to be?
Muff #5048

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