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I went and bought one!!!! Now I need to get to a boogie and make a jump with these hot ladies.



oh yah- Shah- don't look. I am a size 8. Would not want to offend


To hell with Shah. Marry me!!!:$


Where's my ring!?!?! Hahaha


How many carrots would you preffere?


I'm not a rabbit!!!! Not carats. Just a black, titanium band. Kthnx.


Ah! So just titanium? How elaborate (sp?) would you like the engraving to be?


Hey- you gotta pick out SOMETHING!
I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think?

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I went and bought one!!!! Now I need to get to a boogie and make a jump with these hot ladies.



oh yah- Shah- don't look. I am a size 8. Would not want to offend


To hell with Shah. Marry me!!!:$


Where's my ring!?!?! Hahaha


How many carrots would you preffere?


I'm not a rabbit!!!! Not carats. Just a black, titanium band. Kthnx.


Ah! So just titanium? How elaborate (sp?) would you like the engraving to be?


Hey- you gotta pick out SOMETHING!


How about "I lust your body and the fact that you're a skydiver makes me want you more than words can explain" sound? Doesn't really roll off the tounge though.[:/]
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I went and bought one!!!! Now I need to get to a boogie and make a jump with these hot ladies.



oh yah- Shah- don't look. I am a size 8. Would not want to offend


To hell with Shah. Marry me!!!:$


Where's my ring!?!?! Hahaha


How many carrots would you preffere?


I'm not a rabbit!!!! Not carats. Just a black, titanium band. Kthnx.


Ah! So just titanium? How elaborate (sp?) would you like the engraving to be?


Hey- you gotta pick out SOMETHING!


How about "I lust your body and the fact that you're a skydiver makes me want you more than words can explain" sound? Doesn't really roll off the tounge though.[:/]


Rolled right off mine :)
I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think?

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Get a fuckin room you two! (Just lookin out for ya miller):ph34r:



haha. hey now- you know me. I am just a big flirt. Who is quite innocent. :)


(Ignore when Darren was here) B|


Just a flirt?!? I was just calling one of my medic buddies about some titanium he has access

to.:$:)

:D
I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think?

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Get a fuckin room you two! (Just lookin out for ya miller):ph34r:



haha. hey now- you know me. I am just a big flirt. Who is quite innocent. :)


(Ignore when Darren was here) B|


Just a flirt?!? I was just calling one of my medic buddies about some titanium he has access

to.:$:)

:D


I wouldn't laugh. I'm in the medical carrear field in the AF (job security+meets a set of fitness standards). I've seen what is done with titanium "not needed". Which is why it isn't really a big deal for me to get a hold of.
Muff #5048

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Get a fuckin room you two! (Just lookin out for ya miller):ph34r:



haha. hey now- you know me. I am just a big flirt. Who is quite innocent. :)


(Ignore when Darren was here) B|


Just a flirt?!? I was just calling one of my medic buddies about some titanium he has access

to.:$:)

:D


I wouldn't laugh. I'm in the medical carrear field in the AF (job security+meets a set of fitness standards). I've seen what is done with titanium "not needed". Which is why it isn't really a big deal for me to get a hold of.


Government dolars at work.:)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Get a fuckin room you two! (Just lookin out for ya miller):ph34r:



haha. hey now- you know me. I am just a big flirt. Who is quite innocent. :)


(Ignore when Darren was here) B|


Just a flirt?!? I was just calling one of my medic buddies about some titanium he has access

to.:$:)

:D


I wouldn't laugh. I'm in the medical carrear field in the AF (job security+meets a set of fitness standards). I've seen what is done with titanium "not needed". Which is why it isn't really a big deal for me to get a hold of.


Government dolars at work.:)


And because of this reply its off to the sc we go (you used that "govt" word)
Muff #5048

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I went and bought one!!!! Now I need to get to a boogie and make a jump with these hot ladies.



oh yah- Shah- don't look. I am a size 8. Would not want to offend


To hell with Shah. Marry me!!!:$


Where's my ring!?!?! Hahaha


How many carrots would you preffere?


I'm not a rabbit!!!! Not carats. Just a black, titanium band. Kthnx.


A skydiver that actually wants titanium? :o


Atleast her landings are getting better...
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
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Girls: I would seriously warn you on the use of corsets with metal hasps closure on the front. It's a death trap waiting to happen if you get in a mal and you have a line get hooked into one of the hooks. I know those types of corsets pretty well, and Although they are perfect for other applications ;), I wouldnt have Karen jump in one exposed.

Plus, with what a proper corset like this costs, I'd get a cheap one instead!



The hooks are covered by fabric ... there are no snag points, but appreciate your concerns :)
O

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Girls: I would seriously warn you on the use of corsets with metal hasps closure on the front. It's a death trap waiting to happen if you get in a mal and you have a line get hooked into one of the hooks. I know those types of corsets pretty well, and Although they are perfect for other applications ;), I wouldnt have Karen jump in one exposed.

Plus, with what a proper corset like this costs, I'd get a cheap one instead!



The hooks are covered by fabric ... there are no snag points, but appreciate your concerns :)
O


How about the back?
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

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Girls: I would seriously warn you on the use of corsets with metal hasps closure on the front. It's a death trap waiting to happen if you get in a mal and you have a line get hooked into one of the hooks. I know those types of corsets pretty well, and Although they are perfect for other applications ;), I wouldnt have Karen jump in one exposed.

Plus, with what a proper corset like this costs, I'd get a cheap one instead!



The hooks are covered by fabric ... there are no snag points, but appreciate your concerns :)
O


How about the back?


The back is a lace up back (if it's a proper corset at least! ;)) and that shouldn't be a problem... Its that busk closure that may be an issue.
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Girls: I would seriously warn you on the use of corsets with metal hasps closure on the front. It's a death trap waiting to happen if you get in a mal and you have a line get hooked into one of the hooks. I know those types of corsets pretty well, and Although they are perfect for other applications ;), I wouldnt have Karen jump in one exposed.

Plus, with what a proper corset like this costs, I'd get a cheap one instead!



The hooks are covered by fabric ... there are no snag points, but appreciate your concerns :)
O


How about the back?


The back is a lace up back (if it's a proper corset at least! ;)) and that shouldn't be a problem... Its that busk closure that may be an issue.


SHUT UP...


Now she will never send the pic of the back... thanks!>:(
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

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Jesus Turtle! What the hell do you do for a living that you can afford a titanium and diamond dildo? :o



I'm just wondering what chick likes it so rough that her toys need to be made of titanium to withstand the abuse???:o
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Jesus Turtle! What the hell do you do for a living that you can afford a titanium and diamond dildo? :o



It's the only thing better than the real me.:|

I'm just wondering what chick likes it so rough that her toys need to be made of titanium to withstand the abuse???:o


It's classified.:)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Jesus Turtle! What the hell do you do for a living that you can afford a titanium and diamond dildo? :o



It's the only thing better than the real me.:|

I'm just wondering what chick likes it so rough that her toys need to be made of titanium to withstand the abuse???:o


It's classified.:)


So then tell me, I've got the clearance.
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

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Jesus Turtle! What the hell do you do for a living that you can afford a titanium and diamond dildo? :o



It's the only thing better than the real me.:|

I'm just wondering what chick likes it so rough that her toys need to be made of titanium to withstand the abuse???:o


It's classified.:)


So then tell me, I've got the clearance.


PM sent.:)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Jesus Turtle! What the hell do you do for a living that you can afford a titanium and diamond dildo? :o



It's the only thing better than the real me.:|

I'm just wondering what chick likes it so rough that her toys need to be made of titanium to withstand the abuse???:o


It's classified.:)


So then tell me, I've got the clearance.


PM sent.:)


I had not realized that you were one of those people.

Remind me not to piss you off. (Don't worry, I printed the PM off and shreaded it. Also deleted it. It never happened)
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
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Jesus Turtle! What the hell do you do for a living that you can afford a titanium and diamond dildo? :o



It's the only thing better than the real me.:|

I'm just wondering what chick likes it so rough that her toys need to be made of titanium to withstand the abuse???:o


It's classified.:)


So then tell me, I've got the clearance.


PM sent.:)


I had not realized that you were one of those people.

Remind me not to piss you off. (Don't worry, I printed the PM off and shreaded it. Also deleted it. It never happened)


It would have self destructed anyway.:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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The hooks are covered by fabric ... there are no snag points, but appreciate your concerns :)
O



We need another shot from a slightly higher angle that includes the...uh....shoulders.:ph34r:
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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The hooks are covered by fabric ... there are no snag points, but appreciate your concerns :)
O



We need another shot from a slightly higher angle that includes the...uh....shoulders.:ph34r:


I would suggest an entire series.:)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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