RevJim 0 #251 September 19, 2003 Wow, I get up and find this is what happens after 6 pints of Newcastle Brown Ale. Ouch. I better start thinking about consumption moderation on Thursday nights. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #252 September 19, 2003 QuoteDear Sunshine, I've recently found myself attracted to a number of other dropzone dot com females. I realize that the majority of this is all in my mind, but if it really is real, what should I do? I mean sheez, I'm only one guy, and there are sooooo many of them! Leave it to you to bring my advice column back to life. As for your problem...well there are so many awesome skychickys on dzcom that it's understandable to be attracted to so many. You need to continue flirting shamelessly with all of them, but still remain faithful to the wife. Flirting for fun is ok, especially when it's with me!!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #253 September 19, 2003 QuoteDear Sunshine, You insist that recently I have been a postwhore. Additionally, you seem to feel that there is something WRONG with this. I have the need to release these thoughts yet, I dont wish to be a post whore. What should I do? P.S. Can I have some of the women RevJim dont want Well you ARE a postwhore. There's nothing wrong with it, i just enjoy making fun of others. If you have the need to release pointless thoughts, this is the place to do it. And yes, you can have the women RevJim doesn't want....but I'm pretty sure he wants all the women, so good luck with that. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #254 September 19, 2003 Dear Sunshine, I have developed horrendously lustful thoughts for a certain pro freeflyer, whose eyes make me shudder at the way they shine, and whose hair blows in the wind like flowers in an open field. She has a body that only angels would possess, and a smile that gives me a warmth inside of a thousand suns. The animal magnetism burns me inside........ So, my question is, did you find out anything on that BASE course for me yet??? Thanks Sunshine!!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #255 September 19, 2003 QuoteDear Sunshine, I have developed horrendously lustful thoughts for a certain pro freeflyer, whose eyes make me shudder at the way they shine, and whose hair blows in the wind like flowers in an open field. She has a body that only angels would possess, and a smile that gives me a warmth inside of a thousand suns. The animal magnetism burns me inside........ So, my question is, did you find out anything on that BASE course for me yet??? Oh my dearest boy, tis ok to lust after this particular pro freeflyer. She is a hottie, and a total sweetheart too. As for the BASE course, i'll get you the info either today or over the weekend. Geesh, i was too busy jumping last night to bother getting the info for you. Thats a valid excuse, right?? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #256 September 19, 2003 QuoteGeesh, i was too busy jumping last night to bother getting the info for you. Thats a valid excuse, right?? Oh tell the truth, you and WrongWay were busy doing the nasty last night. It's OK, we keep secrets around here. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #257 September 19, 2003 Dear Sunshine,,How do you feel about anal sex?smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #258 September 22, 2003 Dear Sunshine, Yesterday a nice boy was considerate enough to land way out with me after I took a split second longer than usual to pull due to the fact that I was reflecting upon my realization that I had no idea where I was. Do I a. get irritated with him for doing a beautiful 270 into the wind, alerting me to the fact that I had just pulled a beautiful downwind landing that I thought was into the wind? b. get irritated with me for not being prepared to be off in remote places with cute boys and no prospect of a ride back? c. not bother getting irritated at all and spend the rest of my life trying to convince everyone that landing into the wind is a stupid rule made invented by the man to keep us down? d. give him a hug e. go debate whether or not I should be jumping with a Cypres? f. doesn't matter because I will shortly be bombarded with pms and respnses in the form of lists of questions from people wanting to know what kind of canopy I jump, what my wingloading is, and lecturing me for pulling far too low at 3500 even though a higher pull could result in wayward freefallers trying to mate with my parachute? Thanks! Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #259 September 22, 2003 Mujie, You need to give the boy a big hug. It was super nice of him to land off with you. Even if he did bitch, at least he landed with you to make sure you were ok. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #260 October 14, 2003 Dear Sunshine, I'm totally lusting over a dz.com guy. I want to jump with him all day, pay for his pack jobs (since I don't pack!), buy him beer and then have sex with him all night long. (wording stolen from skymama ) But he lives really far away from me and I'm stuck at work all the time and he's really busy too so instead of jumping with him and then jumping him repeatedly like I want to do, all I have are a few beautiful memories and several rather elaborate fantasies. What should I do? Signed, Frustrated in Florida Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #261 October 14, 2003 QuoteDear Sunshine, I'm totally lusting over a dz.com guy. I want to jump with him all day, pay for his pack jobs (since I don't pack!), buy him beer and then have sex with him all night long. (wording stolen from skymama ) But he lives really far away from me and I'm stuck at work all the time and he's really busy too so instead of jumping with him and then jumping him repeatedly like I want to do, all I have are a few beautiful memories and several rather elaborate fantasies. What should I do? Signed, Frustrated in Florida If he hasn't quit his job to move to FL by now, he's a dumbass. Find someone deserving of your affections. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #262 October 14, 2003 QuoteIf he hasn't quit his job to move to FL by now But he makes more money than I do. Wouldn't it make more sense for me to quit my job and move to where he is? Wait. What am I saying? It snows where he lives... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #263 October 14, 2003 QuoteBut he makes more money than I do. Wouldn't it make more sense for me to quit my job and move to where he is? Wait. What am I saying? It snows where he lives... Well now that you mention the money part. Snow isn't so bad. It's kinda fun to get all bundled up and go outside. You can have snowball fights, build a snowman, make snowangels. You can curl up together under a warm blanket or lay by the fireplace. Driving in snow sucks, but it's only a few months out of the year. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChasingBlueSky 0 #264 October 14, 2003 QuoteQuoteBut he makes more money than I do. Wouldn't it make more sense for me to quit my job and move to where he is? Wait. What am I saying? It snows where he lives... Well now that you mention the money part. Snow isn't so bad. It's kinda fun to get all bundled up and go outside. You can have snowball fights, build a snowman, make snowangels. You can curl up together under a warm blanket or lay by the fireplace. Driving in snow sucks, but it's only a few months out of the year. The girl has a very valid point! _________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #265 October 14, 2003 QuoteThe girl has a very valid point Hrm, sounds like you're trying to convince someone to move to Chicago too!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChasingBlueSky 0 #266 October 14, 2003 QuoteQuoteThe girl has a very valid point Hrm, sounds like you're trying to convince someone to move to Chicago too!! Moi?_________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #267 October 14, 2003 QuoteSnow isn't so bad. It's kinda fun to get all bundled up and go outside. You can have snowball fights, build a snowman, make snowangels. You can curl up together under a warm blanket or lay by the fireplace. Driving in snow sucks, but it's only a few months out of the year. Suuuuuuuuure...keep telling yourself that, maybe you'll believe it one day! Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChasingBlueSky 0 #268 October 14, 2003 QuoteQuoteIf he hasn't quit his job to move to FL by now But he makes more money than I do. Wouldn't it make more sense for me to quit my job and move to where he is? Wait. What am I saying? It snows where he lives... Hey Bytch - long distance works if you both want it to..._________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #269 October 14, 2003 Quoteand then have sex with him all night long. (wording stolen from skymama ) Of course, I wasn't saying I do that, I was just advising you. I'm a soccer mom, so I'm always in bed, ready to sleep, at 9:30. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #270 October 14, 2003 QuoteQuoteSnow isn't so bad. It's kinda fun to get all bundled up and go outside. You can have snowball fights, build a snowman, make snowangels. You can curl up together under a warm blanket or lay by the fireplace. Driving in snow sucks, but it's only a few months out of the year. Suuuuuuuuure...keep telling yourself that, maybe you'll believe it one day! Mike I luv the snow!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #271 October 14, 2003 QuoteI luv the snow! You only love the snow because you live in Texas, and you don't have to deal with it every day all winter long! I hated every second of winter when I lived up north...now snow is only something I have to deal with when working. Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #272 October 14, 2003 QuoteQuoteI luv the snow! You only love the snow because you live in Texas, and you don't have to deal with it every day all winter long! I hated every second of winter when I lived up north...now snow is only something I have to deal with when working. Mike I haven't lived in Texas all my life~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #273 February 4, 2004 Dear Sunshine, There has been a lot of threads about how guys are not very romantic. Ya know, sometimes you just can't win. I promised a girl dinner and a walk on the beach. In order to beat the traffic, we went through the Chik-Fila drive-thru, then on to the beach. Instead of romantic, she called me cheap. What should I do? Signed, Chicken Strip Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #274 February 4, 2004 OMG, this thread is still around...i feel so important. QuoteDear Sunshine, There has been a lot of threads about how guys are not very romantic. Ya know, sometimes you just can't win. I promised a girl dinner and a walk on the beach. In order to beat the traffic, we went through the Chik-Fila drive-thru, then on to the beach. Instead of romantic, she called me cheap. What should I do? You need to find a chick who likes that kinda thing. I know of a chick named Sunshine that would absolutely love the Chik-Fila drive thru. It will save more money to be spent on jumps. Perhaps you should contact her via PM and ask her to come visit you. Hope all works out well. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #275 February 4, 2004 Dear Sunshine, I am lonely. And noone respects me. What should I do?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
