Jib 0 #351 September 15, 2004 Dear Sunshine, Why don't they take jump tickets at the liquor store? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #352 September 15, 2004 QuoteDear Sunshine, Why don't they take jump tickets at the liquor store? Naw, you just gotta make friends with the liquor guy ( I recommend rubbing your breasts against him ) and then he will give you FREE liquor, and you will have jump tickets AND booze!skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gremlin 0 #353 September 15, 2004 Dear Sunshine, As Sangiro is employed only by DZ.com now and the customer is always right, will you tell him we want our boobie threads back?I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #354 September 15, 2004 QuoteQuoteDear Sunshine, Why don't they take jump tickets at the liquor store? Naw, you just gotta make friends with the liquor guy ( I recommend rubbing your breasts against him ) and then he will give you FREE liquor, and you will have jump tickets AND booze! Thanks, but I'm gonna need Sunny for this... I don't have boobs to rub and I'm sure as hell not going to rub my chest up against some guy! -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #355 December 9, 2004 Dear Sunshine, I made a mess of some tall, freeflying guy's trailer this past weekend. There is glitter, dirt and hairspray everywhere. Now, I don't normally do this sort of thing, but I feel that since he's been neglecting me and never showing up anymore, that I should take it out on his trailer. Is this okay?There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #356 December 9, 2004 QuoteI made a mess of some tall, freeflying guy's trailer this past weekend. There is glitter, dirt and hairspray everywhere. Now, I don't normally do this sort of thing, but I feel that since he's been neglecting me and never showing up anymore, that I should take it out on his trailer. Is this okay? Because of his obvious disregard for your sensitive feelings, taking your anger out on his trailer is acceptable. In fact, this spring i think something "special" needs to be done to his deck for a weekend to really prove the point. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #357 December 9, 2004 I need help purchasing a Christmas gift for my wuffo wife. Would it be too obvious to give her a new Factory Diver helmet in my favorite color??? ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #358 December 9, 2004 Dear Sunshine, Where can I learn to drive a golf cart like you do?"Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #359 December 9, 2004 QuoteDear Sunshine, Where can I learn to drive a golf cart like you do? The Sunny Driving School. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #360 May 15, 2005 Dear Sunshine, Do you know where I can get a really good turkey pot pie? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #361 May 15, 2005 Dear Sunshine: My pussy hurts. His brother bit him, what should I do?Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #362 May 15, 2005 Dear Sunshine, Works sucks ass...should I tell them to kiss mine? ~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #363 May 15, 2005 QuoteDear Sunshine, Works sucks ass...should I tell them to kiss mine? ~R+R... They'll do that? I was just asking for Saturdays off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #364 May 15, 2005 QuoteDear Sunshine: My pussy hurts. His brother bit him, what should I do? Keith You should hop over to my side of the fence and play with my pussy. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #365 May 16, 2005 Dear Sunshine, Every time that sweet, pretty girls call me-I miss the call. Should I get a new cell provider?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainbo 0 #366 May 16, 2005 Dear Sunshine, I am stuck in Mexico again. My choices for Sunday evening entertainment are bad hotel movies or cheap lap dances down the street. What should I do?Rainbo TheSpeedTriple - Speed is everything "Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #367 May 16, 2005 QuoteDear Sunshine, I am stuck in Mexico again. My choices for Sunday evening entertainment are bad hotel movies or cheap lap dances down the street. What should I do? Buy me an airline ticket and let me come rock your world. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainbo 0 #368 May 16, 2005 QuoteQuoteDear Sunshine, I am stuck in Mexico again. My choices for Sunday evening entertainment are bad hotel movies or cheap lap dances down the street. What should I do? Buy me an airline ticket and let me come rock your world. You temptress you, your e-ticket inbox will have everything you needRainbo TheSpeedTriple - Speed is everything "Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #369 May 16, 2005 Dear Sunshine, I am currently in Santiago, Chile. I was dating a girl for about 2 months up until yesterday. It hasn´t been going well for the past two weeks and she started to give me the silent treatment. I, in turn, responded by returned the silent treatment. Now we aren´t speaking and it is apparent that the official breakup is on the horizon. Now taking into account that I still have to spend roughly a month with this young lady until we return to the US what is the best way to go about this official break up process? Also, I would like to at least appear to not be a giant asshole. I know that´s asking alot . Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #370 May 16, 2005 Dear Sunshine, You will be able to grab my ass in just over 4 days from now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #371 May 16, 2005 Dear Sunshine, Would having sex in an airport get me arrested? And should I give a hot NYPD guy your number? ~R+R...Just trying to help a buddy out......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #372 May 16, 2005 dixieskydiver QuoteDear Sunshine, I am currently in Santiago, Chile. I was dating a girl for about 2 months up until yesterday. It hasn´t been going well for the past two weeks and she started to give me the silent treatment. I, in turn, responded by returned the silent treatment. Now we aren´t speaking and it is apparent that the official breakup is on the horizon. Now taking into account that I still have to spend roughly a month with this young lady until we return to the US what is the best way to go about this official break up process? Also, I would like to at least appear to not be a giant asshole. I know that´s asking alot . Umm....you're hot. You can do no wrong. ---------------------------------------------------- ccowden QuoteDear Sunshine, You will be able to grab my ass in just over 4 days from now. Hrm, this isn't really a question, but i gotta say...HELL YEAH BABY!!!!---------------------------------------------------- RoadRash Quote Dear Sunshine, Would having sex in an airport get me arrested? And should I give a hot NYPD guy your number? ~R+R...Just trying to help a buddy out... Having sex in an airport will not get you arrested, at least the airports i've been in... Gee, give a hot guy my number, i just don't know....howzabout, YES!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #373 May 16, 2005 Quote Umm....you're hot. You can do no wrong. Firstly I am not hot, but thank you Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #374 August 26, 2005 Dear Sunshine... How do you keep in touch with friends when you don't jump anymore, they are far away, and you're too busy to visit?? I try to send PM's, text messages. random phone calls...but who knows if my messages are fun to get or if I'm getting annoying? I'm a-skeered that I'll be forgotten! Signed, Bad Friend~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hexadecimal 0 #375 August 26, 2005 Dear Sunshine, I drank too much last night and sent incoherent IMs to several people. Were you among the victims? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
