Muenkel 0 #451 June 3, 2006 QuoteNo. Our brains are in our head, just the one at the end of our penis. You have no idea how I wish that were true. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #452 June 3, 2006 Dear Sunshine, I've been having a lazy naked day in bed for most of today, and my laptop is getting really hot. What should I do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #453 June 3, 2006 I'll answer that one - you should head down to Skydive Atlanta. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #454 June 3, 2006 I hear webcams help computers run cooler. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #455 June 3, 2006 QuoteI'll answer that one - you should head down to Skydive Atlanta. Naked???!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #456 June 3, 2006 Put on some clothes, turn off your laptop, and get in your f-ing car. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #457 June 3, 2006 Dear Sunshine, I have to chaperone the Sr. Prom tonight. What are some fun things I can do to torture my students since I still have a raging hangover from last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #458 June 3, 2006 ipecac in the punchbowl? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #459 June 3, 2006 Buy a home pregnancy test, fake a positive response, leave in girls bathroom.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #460 June 3, 2006 Go up to each couple and make sure that they stay a foot away when dancing. Then loudy proclaim (from Dirty Dancing) "This is my dance space. This is your dance space." Or bribe the DJ with money or sexual favors to only play 80's music. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #461 June 3, 2006 Quoteipecac in the punchbowl? I knew I liked you for a reason Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #462 June 3, 2006 Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #463 June 3, 2006 QuoteI hear webcams help computers run cooler. Dear Sunshine, Is it a good idea to play naked webcam when you're stealing your neighbor's wireless and on your work laptop? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #464 June 3, 2006 QuoteBuy a home pregnancy test, fake a positive response, leave in girls bathroom.Just how does one do that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #465 June 3, 2006 Get a pregnant woman to pee on the stick duh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #466 June 3, 2006 Get one of those cheap tests that the sample changes color and use food coloring and water. Are you going to wear a prom dress? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #467 June 3, 2006 Dear Sunshine, Should I open another bottle of wine or hit the champagne? ~Unsure in Indiana...... ~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #468 June 5, 2006 QuoteDear Sunshine, I heard somebody say something about road head and I was too shy to ask her what that meant. Could you get me up-to-date on today's slang? Anonymous Too hard to explain. I'll have to show ya to make you really understand... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #469 June 5, 2006 QuoteDear Sunshine, Is it a good idea to play naked webcam when you're stealing your neighbor's wireless and on your work laptop? If i can watch your naked webcam fun, YES it's a good idea. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #470 June 5, 2006 QuoteDear Sunshine, Should I open another bottle of wine or hit the champagne? ~Unsure in Indiana... I say go for the wine. Save the champagne til i can drink it with ya!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #471 June 5, 2006 Dear Sunshine, Should I call? it is kind of late tonight so tomorrow is probably a better choice... but I'm not very good at calling people. Signed, Chicken Shit... in OH...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #472 June 5, 2006 QuoteDear Sunshine, Should I call? it is kind of late tonight so tomorrow is probably a better choice... but I'm not very good at calling people. Signed, Chicken Shit... in OH... My answer would depend on a few variables. Who is it you wanna call? Is the person in the same timezone? Is it a good friend or maybe someone you have a crush on? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #473 June 5, 2006 its a friend... and in the same time zone...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #474 June 5, 2006 Quoteits a friend... and in the same time zone... If it's a friend and you know they don't go to bed early, give them a call. It's always nice to get a phone call from a friend. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #475 June 26, 2006 Dear Sunshine, I tried to send you a pm to thank you for the special favor you have done for me, but I got a reply that you do not accept personal messages. My question is; When is it the most convenient time for me to come by and kick your ass? Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
