npgraphicdesign 3 #526 January 5, 2012 Querida Sunshine, Tengo un gato grande en mis pantalones, y es una problem. Que puedo hacer? Gracias, Un mujer con gato grande en sus pantalones Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #527 January 5, 2012 Quote Quote Quote I believe she made an appearance at the Invasion. A few parts of me made appearances at the invasion... omg! I didn't know you were that Sunny! Hi! I'm the other pimp wench, you were in my boobs in case you didn't know If there's no pic on here, it never happened.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #528 January 5, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Quote I believe she made an appearance at the Invasion. A few parts of me made appearances at the invasion... omg! I didn't know you were that Sunny! Hi! I'm the other pimp wench, you were in my boobs in case you didn't know If there's no pic on here, it never happened. tell that to my boobs & her boobs. but I'll see what I can do... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #529 January 5, 2012 Dear Sunshine - I find I'm a bit ashamed of this activity... As a joke I printed up a bunch of fake 3 dollar bills before a recent party. Some genius was selling markers for 2.99 a piece so I bought a bunch of them and 'paid' him with those 3 dollar bills...poor guy was walking around thinkin' he was Donald Trump. I guess he's never seen anything bigger than a one dollar bill in his life, and though it was funny at the time, now I'm feeling a bit guilty because he's about go up on federal counterfitting charges... My question is~ ...would it be wrong of me to print up some bail money for him? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #530 January 5, 2012 Quotemujer So it's true, Nikkie!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #531 January 5, 2012 Quote Quote mujer So it's true, Nikkie! Si, claro...es verdad. Finalamente...la verdad! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #532 January 5, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Quote I believe she made an appearance at the Invasion. A few parts of me made appearances at the invasion... omg! I didn't know you were that Sunny! Hi! I'm the other pimp wench, you were in my boobs in case you didn't know If there's no pic on here, it never happened. Actually, there probably are... once Doc and Cindy possibly Chris get on here and post them."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gearless_chris 1 #533 January 5, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I believe she made an appearance at the Invasion. A few parts of me made appearances at the invasion... omg! I didn't know you were that Sunny! Hi! I'm the other pimp wench, you were in my boobs in case you didn't know If there's no pic on here, it never happened. tell that to my boobs & her boobs. but I'll see what I can do... I have some. Looks like I met a couple of you and didn't even know it."If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane. My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #534 January 5, 2012 Quote I have some. Looks like I met a couple of you and didn't even know it. Who the fuck are you?? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #535 January 5, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I believe she made an appearance at the Invasion. A few parts of me made appearances at the invasion... omg! I didn't know you were that Sunny! Hi! I'm the other pimp wench, you were in my boobs in case you didn't know If there's no pic on here, it never happened. tell that to my boobs & her boobs. but I'll see what I can do... I have some. Looks like I met a couple of you and didn't even know it. [taps fingers on table] What the fuck are you waiting for?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #536 January 6, 2012 Quote omg! I didn't know you were that Sunny! Hi! I'm the other pimp wench, you were in my boobs in case you didn't know I know it and i loved it! Hope to be there again sometime... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #537 January 6, 2012 Quote I'll cherish the jello shot I took from your cleavage, seeing as it was your first one as a pimp wench. You really know how to sweet talk a wench. How you doin? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #538 January 6, 2012 Quote Well, sometimes after a night of enjoying adult beverages with my friends at a party, I wind up falling asleep wherever I happen to be. When I wake up on the couch/chair/floor, I often find mysterious dark markings on my face, in the shape of comical eyebrows or moustaches. Sometimes the markings will form themselves into words, such as "I LOVE COCK" written across my forehead. What could be causing this strange phenomena? You must party with some smartass people that like drawing on their friends. Or possibly you could be one of those drunks that tells the truth when drunk and you really do love cock... Quote Dear sunshine~ I have a problem I need some help with...sometimes after a night of enjoying adult beverages with my friends at a party ~ I get this urge to write nasty things with a marker on the faces of all the young light-weights that pass out well before the party is even 1/2 over. What could be causing this urge? I thought I had this under control and switched to only shaving off their eyebrows...but recently I've instead been drawing huge ones on 'em...and the THINGS that I write one their foreheads are.. Just be glad at your age you're still able to feel urges of any kind. Quote Dear Sunshine - I find I'm a bit ashamed of this activity. I've recently been buying discount markers before parties. Then, about half way through, and few adult beverages, I bring them out and sell them to all the old farts that have been nursing drinks - especially effective for the ones that seem to be staring and pointing at the young light weights that are nodding off. Problem is, I'm really cranking up the price and feel like I'm taking advantage, financially, of these fossils. How do I continue to make the money and not feel bad? Signed, Conflicted If they're willing to pay, take the money. Overcharging drunk people is never wrong. Especially OLD drunk people. Quote Dear Sunshine - I find I'm a bit ashamed of this activity... As a joke I printed up a bunch of fake 3 dollar bills before a recent party. Some genius was selling markers for 2.99 a piece so I bought a bunch of them and 'paid' him with those 3 dollar bills...poor guy was walking around thinkin' he was Donald Trump. I guess he's never seen anything bigger than a one dollar bill in his life, and though it was funny at the time, now I'm feeling a bit guilty because he's about go up on federal counterfitting charges... My question is~ ...would it be wrong of me to print up some bail money for him? It would not be wrong. But please let me be there when you try to pay mail with said bills. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #539 January 6, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I believe she made an appearance at the Invasion. A few parts of me made appearances at the invasion... omg! I didn't know you were that Sunny! Hi! I'm the other pimp wench, you were in my boobs in case you didn't know If there's no pic on here, it never happened. tell that to my boobs & her boobs. but I'll see what I can do... I have some. Looks like I met a couple of you and didn't even know it. I knew who I was meeting. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #540 January 6, 2012 Dear Sunshine, Do you still like moonshine? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #541 January 6, 2012 Quote Quote Quote mujer So it's true, Nikkie! Si, claro...es verdad. Finalamente...la verdad! NO PUEDE TRATAR LA VERDAD!!!!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrokenR1 0 #542 January 6, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Quote mujer So it's true, Nikkie! Si, claro...es verdad. Finalamente...la verdad! NO PUEDE TRATAR LA VERDAD!!!! Chupacabra!!! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Rap is to music what etch-a-sketch is to art. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #543 January 6, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote mujer So it's true, Nikkie! Si, claro...es verdad. Finalamente...la verdad! NO PUEDE TRATAR LA VERDAD!!!! Chupacabra!!! No! La Migra!!!!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #544 January 6, 2012 Quote No! La Migra!!!! Why are y'all sitting here discussing this? RUN BITCHES!!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #545 January 6, 2012 Quote If they're willing to pay, take the money. Overcharging drunk people is never wrong. Especially OLD drunk people. Cool Thanks a TON, Sunny as it turns out, it's even better than I thought. The last party, some old fart with green ink stains on his hands bought my entire inventory with a bunch of SUPER RARE 3 dollar bills. Hell,,, they are so rare not even the bank will take them. And now, in fact, I think the Treasury department is going to buy them from me - they want me to stay home and wait for their reps to come and 'appraise the evidence'. They talk funny, apparently, "evidence" must be what they call really rare currency. I hope they give me a prize.... ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #546 January 9, 2012 Quote Quote No! La Migra!!!! Why are y'all sitting here discussing this? RUN BITCHES!! That's Gaijin Rodriguez to you.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #547 January 9, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I believe she made an appearance at the Invasion. A few parts of me made appearances at the invasion... omg! I didn't know you were that Sunny! Hi! I'm the other pimp wench, you were in my boobs in case you didn't know If there's no pic on here, it never happened. tell that to my boobs & her boobs. but I'll see what I can do... Still waiting...Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gearless_chris 1 #548 January 10, 2012 This is all you get. "If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane. My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #549 January 10, 2012 Quote This is all you get. Good start. Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #550 January 10, 2012 Quote Quote This is all you get. Good start. you'll have to come play with us to get a better picture Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
