Tuna-Salad 0 #1 January 4, 2012 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82161925/ I could not stop laughingMillions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #2 January 4, 2012 Bwhaaaa ... he said To-may-toe ..... what a dick (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Namowal 0 #3 January 4, 2012 Quote http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82161925/ I could not stop laughing While I don't believe the notion that skydiving is "safer than driving," I now suspect that skydiving might be "safer than sticking your head in a ceiling fan"My blog with the skydiving duck cartoons. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
obelixtim 150 #4 January 4, 2012 I bet that guy jumps a small canopy!!!. My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,070 #5 January 4, 2012 >I bet that guy jumps a small canopy! But he drives motorcycles so he's naturally good at being fast, and all his instructors tell him he's great at it. And he stands up most of his landings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
obelixtim 150 #6 January 4, 2012 I wonder how well he handles a spinning mal....My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Namowal 0 #7 January 4, 2012 Quote I wonder how well he handles a spinning mal.... Maybe spinning malfunctions should be renamed after this guy. ...btw, in my book he hit "fail" status back when he suspended a tomato over a ceiling fan. Getting you-know-what-slapped by an appliance was Fail Part Two. Clearly he's missing the "what could go wrong here?" part of his brain.My blog with the skydiving duck cartoons. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #8 January 4, 2012 so um...just thinking out loud here...he COULD have reached ABOVE the spinning blades and snatched said suspended object WITHOUT smashing his face and eardrum into said spinning (ON HIGH) ceiling fan. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #9 January 4, 2012 Why are you folks hatin' on the guy. He got the tomato down didn't he?50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sacex250 0 #10 January 4, 2012 QuoteWhy are you folks hatin' on the guy. He got the tomato down didn't he? He's also added a cauliflower ear to his tomato.It's all been said before, no sense repeating it here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #11 January 4, 2012 QuoteQuoteWhy are you folks hatin' on the guy. He got the tomato down didn't he? He's also added a cauliflower ear to his tomato. ...and a fairly good dent in his mellon. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmanpilot 0 #12 January 4, 2012 Clearly his Mom's kitchen...she's gonna be pissed._________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #13 January 5, 2012 QuoteQuoteQuoteWhy are you folks hatin' on the guy. He got the tomato down didn't he? He's also added a cauliflower ear to his tomato. ...and a fairly good dent in his mellon. Too bad it didn't pop his grapes and stop his seed from spreading."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 January 5, 2012 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteWhy are you folks hatin' on the guy. He got the tomato down didn't he? He's also added a cauliflower ear to his tomato. ...and a fairly good dent in his mellon. Too bad it didn't pop his grapes and stop his seed from spreading. Yeah...if he had any onions he'd have done it nekid! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #15 January 5, 2012 And wuffos ( read my co-workers ) wonder how on earth someone could walk into a prop blade. ( on the news recently and they were incredulous that this could even happen. "Wouldn't they see it?" ). Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rifleman 70 #16 January 5, 2012 What a complete twunt. A future Darwin award winner in the making (and in the not too distant future) I'm sure.Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #17 January 5, 2012 Quote so um...just thinking out loud here...he COULD have reached ABOVE the spinning blades and snatched said suspended object WITHOUT smashing his face and eardrum into said spinning (ON HIGH) ceiling fan. so um...just thinking out loud here...he COULD have just NOT suspended a tomato from the ceiling. That seems like a silly storage spot for produce anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #18 January 5, 2012 Did he get the tomato or did the tomato get him?Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #19 January 5, 2012 QuoteDid he get the tomato or did the tomato get him? He got the tomato, the fan got him."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #20 January 5, 2012 So did the shit hit the fan ... yeap, he did. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #21 January 5, 2012 yeh Dumb may hurt but its still funny at times http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b01_1325480807 Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #22 January 5, 2012 One of the comments on the site was exactly what I was thinking "but will it blend!""The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Namowal 0 #23 January 8, 2012 Quote One of the comments on the site was exactly what I was thinking "but will it blend!" Speaking of questions, do some people have trouble breathing during free-fan? My blog with the skydiving duck cartoons. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #24 January 9, 2012 Just say no to drugs...I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
