Happy Celebrations

[piisfish 140]

to all of you, the ones I have met, the ones I will meet, the ones I have interacted with, and the others.

Special "get well" message to those who are in hospital beds.

Lotsa love from Switzerland

(will be in Empuriabrava from tomorrow till 2nd January, and Deland and Eloy in April)

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[shropshire 0]

Say Hi to Emp and have loads of fun.


Ho Ho Ho

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[madhatter 0]

Subject: Merry Christmas Wishes (I think)

I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and colleagues,
but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without
offending someone. So I met with my lawyer yesterday, and on advice I wish
to say the following :

Please accept with no obligation , implied or implicit , my best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday
practised with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or
secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular
persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practise
religious or secular traditions at all .

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year 2012 , but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great
(not to imply that South Africe is necessarily greater than any other
country ) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical
ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee .

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms :

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/ him
or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole
discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as expected
within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or
until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher .

Best Regards ( without prejudice )

Name withheld ( Privacy Act ).

Now what I really want to say is.......

MERRY CHRISTMAS

AND A

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
D.S # 125

[TriGirl 319]

Quote

Subject: Merry Christmas Wishes (I think)

I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and colleagues,
but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without
offending someone. So I met with my lawyer yesterday, and on advice I wish
to say the following :

Please accept with no obligation , implied or implicit , my best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday
practised with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or
secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular
persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practise
religious or secular traditions at all .

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year 2012 , but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great
(not to imply that South Africe is necessarily greater than any other
country ) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical
ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee .

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms :

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/ him
or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole
discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as expected
within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or
until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher .

Best Regards ( without prejudice )

Name withheld ( Privacy Act ).

Now what I really want to say is.......

MERRY CHRISTMAS

AND A

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Awesome! Oh, and back at ya!

See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus

Shut Up & Jump!