Nataly 38 #1 December 19, 2011 True story... Went on a date on Friday... After 2 hours of listening to the guy talk about how infatuated he is with himself, he turned his gaze away from his own reflection in the window, stared deeply into my chest and asked me sweetly: "remind me what your name is?"!! Hmmm... Charming... "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #2 December 19, 2011 You went out with Shah??? "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #3 December 19, 2011 Quote You went out with Shah??? http://images.wikia.com/en.futurama/images/0/0c/KifAndZapp.jpg Nope not me....I have the other problem.... The ladies do love the Shah! Yeah baby slap that ass and call me sexy! Nah I'm actually a very good date! I mean look at me! I'm dead freaking sexy!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #4 December 19, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKUQ-emM4YM"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #5 December 19, 2011 Dude, you make guys that like the "frilly-umbrella with a fruit garnish" type drinks look bad. Stick with Coors lite. Then you will just be creapy. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #6 December 19, 2011 Quote Dude, you make guys that like the "frilly-umbrella with a fruit garnish" type drinks look bad. WOW BUDDY Note the shirt and tie match my drink and flower.....yeah I'm that hot and sexy! In spanish that's calllliente! But dating can suck. Some go well some go bad...you win some and loose some. So how was the dinner?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #7 December 19, 2011 Quote . . . stared deeply into my chest and . . . I can't believe nobody has said it yet. This post is pointless without pictures.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #8 December 19, 2011 Quote The ladies do love the Shah! Yeah baby slap that ass and call me sexy! Nah I'm actually a very good date! I mean look at me! I'm dead freaking sexy! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8956056/Relentless-optimism-of-ugly-men-makes-up-for-unappealing-looks.html"What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gher 0 #9 December 19, 2011 Signs a date went badly: 1. HPV 2. An Order of Protection 3. A Compound Fracture 4. Misdemeanor Charges 5. Felony Charges 6. A Pregnancy 7. An ER Visit 8. You're forced into Scientology 9. Drowning 10. It involved Thorazine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #10 December 19, 2011 The dinner was only drinks... Thank god because without alcohol it would REALLY have been intolerable!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #11 December 19, 2011 Quote Quote . . . stared deeply into my chest and . . . I can't believe nobody has said it yet. This post is pointless without pictures. You mean you don't have a folder of downloaded Nat pics? What's your FTP server address? Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #12 December 19, 2011 Seriously Nat: Where do you find these losers?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #13 December 19, 2011 Quote Seriously Nat: Where do you find these losers? Maybe here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #14 December 19, 2011 QuoteSeriously Nat: Where do you find these losers? Well, someone told me all the locals are shallow, self-absorbed and attracted to anything that's pretty/shiny... SURELY that can't be true, but whoa... So far the stereotype sure seems to stick..."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #15 December 19, 2011 Quote QuoteSeriously Nat: Where do you find these losers? Well, someone told me all the locals are shallow, self-absorbed and attracted to anything that's pretty/shiny... SURELY that can't be true, but whoa... So far the stereotype sure seems to stick... Replace "locals" with "people in general."quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #16 December 19, 2011 I'm guessing that LA and la Cote D'azur are special in their own similar way in this way lolRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #17 December 19, 2011 QuoteQuote QuoteSeriously Nat: Where do you find these losers? Well, someone told me all the locals are shallow, self-absorbed and attracted to anything that's pretty/shiny... SURELY that can't be true, but whoa... So far the stereotype sure seems to stick... Replace "locals" with "people in general." The French riviera is kind of an odd place... The sun/area attracts a disproportionate amount of wealthy/beautiful people... Maybe the survival instinct teaches people over here that since most jobs revolve around serving the rich you're not anyone unless you have beauty or wealth (or both)..."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quincy 0 #18 December 19, 2011 Quote stared deeply into my chest and asked me sweetly: "remind me what your name is?"!! And that's when you respond ... Lorena Bobbitt ... and I'm not feeling too happy right now. Wanna see my knife collection? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #19 December 20, 2011 Quote stared deeply into my chest and asked me sweetly: "remind me what your name is?"!! Hmmm... Charming... Give the guy a break! You KNOW how it is with a mans blood level operating two heads. *sheesh* He's an idiot. Everybody knows you never call a woman by her name. You always call them "Darlin'" or "Honey" or something like that.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mpohl 1 #20 December 20, 2011 Most American guys have no clue how to vow an attractive and gorgeous woman like you, re: Sexprison USA!! I think you are looking hot!And I want you! /M Quote True story... Went on a date on Friday... After 2 hours of listening to the guy talk about how infatuated he is with himself, he turned his gaze away from his own reflection in the window, stared deeply into my chest and asked me sweetly: "remind me what your name is?"!! Hmmm... Charming... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #21 December 20, 2011 Life is like a box of chocolateA long time ago I went out with a "The Shah" type girl. The only thing I can remember was her asking me what kind of a car I droveIMO it's not what you got in you wallet or how you dress and your bling bling or how great a jumper you are. It's all about whats in some ones heart and brain. I'll take a go dog over a show dog any time. "The Shah" the beautiful people and the 1%'s will never get it. To bad for them they will be happy for a whileR One Jump Wonder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #22 December 20, 2011 I'm a verb now? How the hell did that happen? The Shah used in a sentence would go like this? Dude #1 "So what do you think of that one at the end of the bar talking to her friends?" Dude #2 "What Would The Shah Do?" Dude #1 "Go for the skinny one with the long legs rocking the micro mini?" Dude #2 "All praise be to the Shah" Or "Dude I so Shahed last night, i walked right past the homely chick and her gaggle of dorky engineering boys and talked to her hot friend.....oh yeah!" Actually as shallow and self centered and amazing as I may appear the last girl I dated had two masters and worked for a large company and was a world traveler, size 8 I think? The one fling after her sadly did not have an education but was working on it...and the one I'm seeing now has a masters in something or another but works in corporate communication. So I'm not only shallow....I'm also looking for a meal ticket Enough about me now how about you Nat...what was this boys name? Was he tan well built and rocking a pink polo shirt? And why do I keep thinking you have a thing for tools? You don't do you? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivecat 3 #23 December 20, 2011 Also true stories: 1. Mutual friend introduced us: He stole my credit card from my wallet and replaced it with a different stolen credit card. Hello felony charges... 2. Friend set me up with her hubby's bro: Italian version of George Castanza who entertained me with how he picks on the mentally challenged guy at work, lives at home in his mom's basement (35y/o) and works part time at ups so he doesn't have to move out. Night could not end fast enough. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrokenR1 0 #24 December 20, 2011 So how many of you actually finish out the night versus just ending it when you see it sucks? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Rap is to music what etch-a-sketch is to art. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #25 December 20, 2011 Quote The dinner was only drinks... Thank god because without alcohol it would REALLY have been intolerable!! The more he talked about himself, the more you should have just slammed those drinks down. Order some shots too.Hell, he might have ended up looking better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
