spikes2020 0 #26 December 19, 2011 Can i get one on order? i cant seem to find any... I am an engineer my self.... Finding a female engineer is hard, let alone a female engineer that does out door stuff..... Anyway i agree nothing is more sexeh than brains... (inner zombie comes out) Cheers Jon W Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #27 December 19, 2011 What are the numbers in 2011? 15% of all engineers are women? Boy.....doesn't sound like good odds if you ask me. Med girls are fun outgoing and make great money! But they are never home....which could be a good thing?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #28 December 19, 2011 Quote Can i get one on order? i cant seem to find any... I am an engineer my self.... Finding a female engineer is hard, let alone a female engineer that does out door stuff..... Anyway i agree nothing is more sexeh than brains... (inner zombie comes out) In my wife's office, there are three other female engineers out of a total employment of about 30 people. All of them are PEs and three of them, including my wife, have graduate degrees in engineering and are LEED certified. One of them played volleyball for UConn. My wife jumps, does triathlons and we both enjoy camping. Our vacations take us to places like Big Bend National Park and Glacier National Park. Those girls are out there, if either of you stepped out of your typical engineering boy awkward stage with bad hygiene and lame sense of humor, then you might have a chance.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #29 December 19, 2011 3/30 => 1/10 of which 1 is off the market? so that's 2/30 or 0.5/10 Man those are bad odds....Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #30 December 19, 2011 Quote3/30 => 1/10 of which 1 is off the market? so that's 2/30 or 0.5/10 Man those are bad odds.... With your stated views of women, I would say that your odds are much much worse!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #31 December 19, 2011 2/30 = 0.0667...bad odds. Bad mix for being impressive. If it were say 50/50 or even 40/60 he woudl be better off. If there is anything worse than having too many choices is having none. The girls have too many chioces when it comes to who to flirt with and be serious with. And he has very little. Sure he can give it a shot but.....with limited time and funds.....why?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,072 #32 December 19, 2011 >If there is anything worse than having too many choices is having none. 6% isn't none! >The girls have too many chioces when it comes to who to flirt with and be serious with. That's good. It gets rid of all the silly girls. Sort of a pre-filter. When you want to find someone to spend your life with, do you really want a 'buffet' of a thousand flirty girls? Or do you want to meet a few remarkable ones? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #33 December 19, 2011 1/15...that's 6% that's no good if you ask me. You just have no one to compare to girl with! If you ask me I say it's better to look for a partner in a more diverse environment so that one has better perspective. Quote do you really want a 'buffet' of a thousand flirty girls You are kidding about this right? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #34 December 19, 2011 Quote Quote do you really want a 'buffet' of a thousand flirty girls You are kidding about this right? Having known Bill for a long time, no he isn't. Then again, he's got a solid family and is married to an incredibly smart (and beautiful) women.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #35 December 19, 2011 Yeah I mean who wants a harem of thousands of flirty girls? www.spaff.com/poesy/hef.html ok we are off track now...but yeah there are some great girls in engineering. and if you play your cards right sure you can date a one. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #36 December 19, 2011 Quote Yeah I mean who wants a harem of thousands of flirty girls? www.spaff.com/poesy/hef.html ok we are off track now...but yeah there are some great girls in engineering. and if you play your cards right sure you can date a one. The only problem for you is that the smart women play poker. You and your "Ya got a size six?" seem to be a more Go Fish type of guy.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #37 December 19, 2011 http://www.unorules.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/uno_card.jpg Strip UNO! Thank you! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 569 #38 December 20, 2011 QuoteQuote3/30 => 1/10 of which 1 is off the market? so that's 2/30 or 0.5/10 Man those are bad odds.... With your stated views of women, I would say that your odds are much much worse! I agree. With his stated views I figure his odds are about 0 regardless of any legal profession that most women hold.Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #39 December 20, 2011 Quote I agree. With his stated views I figure his odds are about 0 regardless of any legal profession that most women hold. Look my problem with engineering girls is rather simple, many who could not get a drink at a bar even if they paid for it are treated like gold in the industry simply because they are a hot commodity. It's true, as an HR person once told me...."Look I would love to promote a guy but well...she hasn't killed anyone nor sold off any info to the Chinese and we need to promote her because there are not enough of them in upper management." Not don't get all pissed off...I'm not saying all engineering girls are this way but a good number are and well that's just not kosher. False entitlement is a horrible thing to support. As such as god and someones savior I know it is my job to educate engineers all over the world that with a little bit of working out and dressing right and a bit of false bravado they can pick up much more attractive and much less "my shit don't stink because i'm one girl an entire office of dicks" type girls at any bar, club, cafe or truck stop. I guess you can call me Prometheus! I enlighten those who are blind....It's my calling really. Alas sadly it will end though, I think as of Jan 2 2012 I will put down my flame and take a break from pissing off engineering girls. Sure it's fun and easy as pushing over a quadriplegic but....I need greater challenges.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 569 #40 December 20, 2011 Shah, Honestly if you aren't doing this to troll and really think like this you need to get professional help. I feel really sorry for you and hope that you can find some peace in your life. I believe most cases of anger are a screwed up version of actually being quite scared and insecure, it makes a good cover. You come across as a lonely and desperate individual. The sad thing is that by and large the skydiving community is quite small. You are alienating a huge segment with this approach to life. I'd rather you had friends and not enemiesPeace... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #41 December 20, 2011 Quote Shah, Honestly if you aren't doing this to troll and really think like this you need to get professional help. I feel really sorry for you and hope that you can find some peace in your life. I believe most cases of anger are a screwed up version of actually being quite scared and insecure, it makes a good cover. You come across as a lonely and desperate individual. The sad thing is that by and large the skydiving community is quite small. You are alienating a huge segment with this approach to life. I'd rather you had friends and not enemiesPeace... Hi Nigel "The Shah" IMO is doing worse than trolling he's a cry baby federal employee thats disapointed that the bean counters are giving women (a very god bean) more points in the hireing process than a persian male (another good bean). Just not as good as a women that could even have 2 good beans. IMO "The Shah" got his supervisory position with the gov't because of persion heritage. Remember the army shrink that went postal at Ft Hood. He did a crap job his peers were complaining all the way back to medical school and walter reed but the bean counters had their priorities a persian bean. Once the Dr went postal at Ft Hood the bean counters couldn't sweep the blood & guts and BS under the rug. Most of the peeps in the Dr's chain of command that kept on ignoring the Dr's shit poor performance and rated his performance outstanding to meet their own performance goals are either going to retire, or resign because theirs a letter in their personal file (a very bad bean ) and will never get promoted which probably means they will be released from the army before they can retire, The Dr at Ft hoods trial is "schedualed" to start in Febuary 2012 and I suspect that his defence team will try embarress the army for his ssupervisors incompentence to save the Dr from the death penalty. To "The Shah" SIUCC you got promoted to a numbeer 2 or 3 slot in front of a lot of Wasps , and other beans . You just never made it to the front of the line becuse your persian bean wasn't big enough or your weren't smart enough. If "THE SHAH" wants to wine and make a fool out of himself so what. I think he's smart enough that he's not going to go postal at work. FWIW I'm a retired career Federal employee (Engr fwiw) something I'm not proud of. But it takes a fed to understand how the system works and where a crybaby like "The Shah" is coming from. The vast majority of federal employee's we knew never wined about the bean counters and their promotion system it's just the way it is. I was lucky enough to take advantage of a early out and retire at the age of 48 with a reduced annutity. 25 yr's of service any age. I was able to get my foot in the door because I had a small bean "a veteran: from the late sixties. To "The Shaw" if I'm wrong about you bring it on and prove it. Feel free to PM ne or respond in this thread or just ignor me. if you want to go wine to the mods be my guest . I don't have to read the theads you start. BTW MerryXmas Nigel R R. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #42 December 20, 2011 QuoteShah, ... Well you are within your rights to disagree but no need to call names. Half the stuff I do is for a light laugh...the other is social satire. And as we all know with every ounce of satire there lies a grain of truth. And though I joke about "in engineering if the girl isn't rocking a unibrow and walking around in sweat pants she's hot" there is a good bit of truth in that statement. I've worked as an engineer both in the US and in Europe and with engineers from all over the world. And there are two underlying facts about engineers. First and foremost is their curiosity with respect to nature and how things work and how to make things better....sometimes this is very productive and other times they are making an amplifier that goes to 11. The other is that the young ones seem to chase around any woman as if she were mother hen and think she is the "hottest thing on the planet" when in reality she probably couldn't get a drink at a bar if she paid for it. Now I'm not saying all engineering girls are this way but a good number of them are. Some take advantage of it, and these are the ladies who I focus most of my satirical rants on and others don't...those girls rock. Now I'm sure you had a great dinner with a wonderful person, I'm not denying that you did. And I'm not denying your friend was and is a very nice person who not only has a charming personality but is very physically appealing. What I'm saying is that those traits within the engineering community are truly a rarity. All the above aside......and though it has been good fun being mean to the engineering chicks who lead the parade of engineers.....it really is time to stop. It's not good for the soul. It's time to live and let live. Oh and the dinner didn't happen unless there are photos and a valid name! ;-)Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 569 #43 December 20, 2011 No way am I publishing a friends name on a websiteBut since you have a hard time believing here is one of her modelling shots. Last night we went out to dinner again and she was joking about how at a software engineering forum for women everyone was in comfy shoes, black trousers and baggy tops. I do think you take it to far though - personal opinion of course. Edited to add. I think you will find that most young men chase women around like lost puppies. Have you ever heard the saying "young, dumb and full of cum"? Not restricted to engineers I am sure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #44 December 20, 2011 Cute. Quote women everyone was in comfy shoes, black trousers and baggy tops. God YUCK! Big YUCK! But you know some engineering guy is all hot about that look. Just not this one Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #45 December 20, 2011 Hi 269 With a screen name like: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shah I can uderstand why you have such a high opinion of yourself. Sorry I'm not going to refer to you as" The King of Kings" . You've been demoted to 269. Keep it up and you'll be refered to as #2. If you don't understand what that means surf the net . KRIP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #46 December 20, 2011 Who does #2 work for? Nah she's a cute girl. Sounds like it was a great dinner. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
denete 3 #47 December 22, 2011 QuoteFinding a female engineer is hard, let alone a female engineer that does out door stuff..... Mine does a lot of outdoors stuff, including learning to skydive (AFF-1 at least so far). The best part is that she even made a spreadsheet that calculated how many times we have kissed, broken down by monthly averages. Yeah, she's a keeper.SCR #14809 "our attitude is the thing most capable of keeping us safe" (look, grab, look, grab, peel, punch, punch, arch) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
