npgraphicdesign 3 #1 December 12, 2011 So what's your favorite way to break up with someone? I know that every relationship/person is different and 'blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.' So, how have you broken up with someone? Any honorable mentions or really creative ways of breaking up with someone, aside from the usual? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #2 December 12, 2011 first & most importantly, why is there no "boobies" option. shame on you! 2nd, all of those ways are horrible. I prefer to grow a metaphorical pair & just do it in person. It's like ripping off a bandaid. Fast and painful but over quickly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #3 December 12, 2011 Well it seems that noone has the balls (male or female) to do it in person anymore. Besides, technology makes it so much easier The last time I broke something off (no not THAT! ) I did it in person...was not pleasant. Which is probably another reason why most people don't do it in person. And PSSST...that last one was a joke. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #4 December 12, 2011 Quotefirst & most importantly, why is there no "boobies" option. shame on you! +1Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #5 December 12, 2011 Quote Quote first & most importantly, why is there no "boobies" option. shame on you! +1 This is a very SERIOUS topic. No boobies allowed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #6 December 12, 2011 Depending on what the circumstances are, an embarrassing/cruel method of breaking it off may be in order.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #7 December 12, 2011 Quote Quote Quote first & most importantly, why is there no "boobies" option. shame on you! +1 This is a very SERIOUS topic. No boobies allowed. Turn in your man card.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #8 December 12, 2011 Quote And PSSST...that last one was a joke. really? damn cuz that was my choice out of all of them... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #9 December 12, 2011 You forgot several viable options. -Slip out the back, Jack -Make a new plan, Stan -Don't need to be coy, Roy -Hop on the bus, Gus -Drop off the key, Lee"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Glitch 0 #11 December 12, 2011 Quote ...an embarrassing/cruel method of breaking it off may be in order Get her in the sack and just before you bust a nut, pull out and start beating off, while telling her that she can get up and leave cause you just found something better! Bonus points if you can time it right and give her a pearl necklace as a parting gift. Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #12 December 12, 2011 Quote Quote ...an embarrassing/cruel method of breaking it off may be in order Get her in the sack and just before you bust a nut, pull out and start beating off, while telling her that she can get up and leave cause you just found something better! Bonus points if you can time it right and give her a pearl necklace as a parting gift. ooo! spider man her! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #13 December 12, 2011 "None of the above" ... I actually don't know what the best way to break up is ... and I completely suck at it. For instance, I broke up with my bf about 5 months ago ... but he still shows up at my house most weekends ... He clearly doesn't believe me ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #14 December 12, 2011 Send her the link to this thread ... you'll be single again in no time (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #15 December 12, 2011 Change your relationship status on Facebook. She'll see it sooner or later. While she's at work, take all your stuff out of the house, call hear at work and say you'll be a little late getting home. Take her out to dinner and tell her over the table. It's important that you get it done before the wine is served.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #16 December 12, 2011 OK...here's a win-win. Tell her you can't go on unless there's another woman there making a 3-way. Let her make the decision. Can't go wrong either way.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #17 December 12, 2011 QuoteChange your relationship status on Facebook. She'll see it sooner or later. While she's at work, take all your stuff out of the house, call hear at work and say you'll be a little late getting home. Take her out to dinner and tell her over the table. It's important that you get it done before the wine is served. make the order for white wine too (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arvoitus 1 #18 December 12, 2011 Do it passive aggressively. Start acting in ways that make the other person hate/dislike/whatever you so much that they end up breaking up with you.Your rights end where my feelings begin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #19 December 12, 2011 Quote "None of the above" ... I actually don't know what the best way to break up is ... and I completely suck at it. For instance, I broke up with my bf about 5 months ago ... but he still shows up at my house most weekends ... He clearly doesn't believe me ... O An oversized mouse trap, with a new rig as bait instead of cheese, would do wonders. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peanut_gallery 0 #20 December 13, 2011 Told my last gf I was moving to Hawaii in a couple weeks and I don't do long distance. She thought I was joking and even drove me to the airport. Said goodbye and its been a pleasure and walked into the airport. Six hours later when I arrive in Kona and turn on my phone I have like 20 voicemails, she finally realized I wasn't joking. I probably should have handled it better cause I think she jinxed me. That was 7 years ago and haven't been in a relationship since. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #21 December 13, 2011 Quote Told my last gf I was moving to Hawaii in a couple weeks and I don't do long distance. She thought I was joking and even drove me to the airport. Said goodbye and its been a pleasure and walked into the airport. Six hours later when I arrive in Kona and turn on my phone I have like 20 voicemails, she finally realized I wasn't joking. I probably should have handled it better cause I think she jinxed me. That was 7 years ago and haven't been in a relationship since. Heh...whoops. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peanut_gallery 0 #22 December 13, 2011 ahh its probably for the best cause I've moved about 4 times since then. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver604 0 #23 December 13, 2011 Quote "None of the above" ... I actually don't know what the best way to break up is ... and I completely suck at it. For instance, I broke up with my bf about 5 months ago ... but he still shows up at my house most weekends ... He clearly doesn't believe me ... O This might help, of course you'll need to sub 2 girls in for the 2 guys, but you'll get the picture, as for the op's original poll, I don't know, I mean I've never had to break up with someone, they kick me to the curb firsthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7NOQ3-TCb8 "The greater danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we reach it." - Michelangelo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrokenR1 0 #24 December 13, 2011 In person by telling them you're breaking up. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Rap is to music what etch-a-sketch is to art. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #25 December 13, 2011 Quote Quote Quote ...an embarrassing/cruel method of breaking it off may be in order Get her in the sack and just before you bust a nut, pull out and start beating off, while telling her that she can get up and leave cause you just found something better! Bonus points if you can time it right and give her a pearl necklace as a parting gift. ooo! spider man her! Call in Team Dirty Sanchez?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
