normiss 806 #26 December 13, 2011 It's always handy to put together an action figure during sex. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jackwallace 3 #27 December 13, 2011 I introduce them to someone nice. As in not me. Then they throw me out and every ones happy. Now if none of my old girl friends or their husbands read this, I got the perfect crime.U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #28 December 13, 2011 Quote It's always handy to put together an action figure during sex. Damn...what's that shortcut to a quick screen shot of a computer screen..umm...umm... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,326 #29 December 13, 2011 Dinner and a movie. During the movie just get up and walk out. She'll think you're making a potty or snack run. Then, call your buds to meet you at Hooters and when she calls... put it on the speaker phone. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #30 December 13, 2011 Quote Dinner and a movie. During the movie just get up and walk out. She'll think you're making a potty or snack run. Then, call your buds to meet you at Hooters and when she calls... put it on the speaker phone. do you at least pay for the movie? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,326 #31 December 13, 2011 Quote Quote Dinner and a movie. During the movie just get up and walk out. She'll think you're making a potty or snack run. Then, call your buds to meet you at Hooters and when she calls... put it on the speaker phone. do you at least pay for the movie? Dutch.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #32 December 13, 2011 Based on the answers here, note to self: never date a skydiver (again) ... or never date one that frequents this site ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CMortimer 0 #33 December 13, 2011 This is my area of expertise. Let me get this out there, I'm a dog person, I find better companionship with my four legged friends than I'll ever find from a women. well, this list will be composed of personal situations..... 1. Openly cheat... time this for you to be walked in on... the person helping you doesn't even need to know they are, if you can make it someone they know it works way better. 2. I call this one the outta stater, it takes patients due to waiting on their family to do something out of state. Once you send her off on that plane, call her mom or any receiving party and tell them not to send her back, the locks will be changed and her clothes will be shipped. (PERSONAL FAVORITE!) 3. Explain to her that she was merely a bet between you and a friend and now that you won the bet there is no need for her anymore. 4. Tell her you would rather date a man than continue seeing her (sometimes this backfires and you get some of the best sex ever) 5. disappear (this one is hard due to all the social soap boxes) but still doable (usually easy for you military folk) And remember when your on the reciving end of the break up, once all the smoke clears and she finishes telling you how your nothing without her remember to say these words "I STILL F'D YOU" it almost gets under their skin like the c word. things that you shouldn't do, call them fat, ugly, really any name calling, it hardly turns out good and never ends in a breakup. (ALSO.... when they call.... they will call, you have to I mean have to sound like your having the time of your life, i dont care if you have been sitting on the couch crying watching MASH reruns, you better sound like your at the party of the year and loving every minute of it.... TRUST ME)get that monkey off your back, live free, If you got a cup put it in the AIR, if you got a blunt you better puff it and SHARE.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #34 December 13, 2011 Quote Based on the answers here, note to self: never date a skydiver (again) ... or never date one that frequents this site ... *feverishly trying to figure out how to delete his account. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #35 December 13, 2011 Quote 1. Openly cheat... time this for you to be walked in on... the person helping you doesn't even need to know they are, if you can make it someone they know it works way better. except I've seen many many people go back to a sig fig that cheated on them...... so I dont know how effective that one is... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrmrangers 0 #36 December 13, 2011 I've nEver had a problem with the shovel and a roll of plastic technique. You don't have to deal with any of those pesky post break up phone calls and you get a workout while you dig the hole , it's a win win. Wait , I pull what first? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #37 December 13, 2011 Quote I've nEver had a problem with the shovel and a roll of plastic technique. You don't have to deal with any of those pesky post break up phone calls and you get a workout while you dig the hole , it's a win win. Ok, now everything about you makes sense. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrmrangers 0 #38 December 13, 2011 You should see my vegetable garden!! Organic fertilizer is best and my tomatoes are the size of basketballs!! Wait , I pull what first? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #39 December 13, 2011 Quote Quote It's always handy to put together an action figure during sex. Damn...what's that shortcut to a quick screen shot of a computer screen..umm...umm... Alt-Tab "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #40 December 14, 2011 Quote Based on the answers here, note to self: never date a skydiver (again) ... or never date one that frequents this site ... What about meaningless hot pig sex?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #41 December 14, 2011 Quote Quote Based on the answers here, note to self: never date a skydiver (again) ... or never date one that frequents this site ... What about meaningless hot pig sex? pig sex? is that just using bacon flavored lube? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #42 December 14, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Based on the answers here, note to self: never date a skydiver (again) ... or never date one that frequents this site ... What about meaningless hot pig sex? pig sex? is that just using bacon flavored lube? mmmm... bacon lubeRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #43 December 14, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Based on the answers here, note to self: never date a skydiver (again) ... or never date one that frequents this site ... What about meaningless hot pig sex? pig sex? is that just using bacon flavored lube? Well, in all honesty, it beats fish-flavored.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #44 December 14, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Based on the answers here, note to self: never date a skydiver (again) ... or never date one that frequents this site ... What about meaningless hot pig sex? pig sex? is that just using bacon flavored lube? Well, in all honesty, it beats fish-flavored. Au natural (sp) ? You don't like fish tacos? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #45 December 14, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Based on the answers here, note to self: never date a skydiver (again) ... or never date one that frequents this site ... What about meaningless hot pig sex? pig sex? is that just using bacon flavored lube? Well, in all honesty, it beats fish-flavored. Au natural (sp) ? You don't like fish tacos? Chuck dont you know if it actually smells like fish to run far far away??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #46 December 14, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Based on the answers here, note to self: never date a skydiver (again) ... or never date one that frequents this site ... What about meaningless hot pig sex? pig sex? is that just using bacon flavored lube? Well, in all honesty, it beats fish-flavored. Au natural (sp) ? You don't like fish tacos? Chuck dont you know if it actually smells like fish to run far far away??? Hell yeah! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 806 #47 December 14, 2011 If you can't eat it ... fuck it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #48 December 14, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Based on the answers here, note to self: never date a skydiver (again) ... or never date one that frequents this site ... What about meaningless hot pig sex? pig sex? is that just using bacon flavored lube? It's that crazy, rollin' around and makin' weird noises, just goin' to town hot pig sex.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #49 December 14, 2011 Quote If you can't eat it ... fuck it. I don't think they'd like me doing that to 90% of the food that they make in the chow hall.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #50 December 14, 2011 Quote If you can't eat it ... fuck it. .... but you can eat it.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
