SansSuit 1 #1 December 19, 2011 Repost? Hell, this is annual post! Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived. In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order. The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolf's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for the sled's enormous payload. Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa got in and fastened his seatbelt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun. "What's that for?" asked Santa incredulously. The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #2 December 19, 2011 I recently got my 20 year membership badge from AOPA. Guess how many times I've heard this story?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #3 December 19, 2011 QuoteI recently got my 20 year membership badge from AOPA. Guess how many times I've heard this story? 2? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theplummeter 15 #4 December 19, 2011 QuoteI recently got my 20 year membership badge from AOPA. Guess how many times I've heard this story? 20 years, at an average of 22,491 horrible retellings each December makes 494,802, give or take a few. It could be worse, I spent the first five years of my flying career sitting right seat with a guy who tried to tell me the exact same Larry the Cable Guy joke every single time we flew. I still have nightmares. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #5 December 19, 2011 Quote the exact same Larry the Cable Guy joke So share. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #6 December 19, 2011 QuoteI recently got my 20 year membership badge from AOPA. Guess how many times I've heard this story? Yeah this is one I still laugh at. It's fun.If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #7 December 19, 2011 QuoteI recently got my 20 year membership badge from AOPA. Guess how many times I've heard this story? So? I've been on DZ.com for 12 years, guess how many DB Cooper posts I've seen?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #8 December 19, 2011 Quote I've been on DZ.com for 12 years, guess how many DB Cooper posts I've seen? You skydive? Why would anyone want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane?If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #9 December 19, 2011 Quote Quote I've been on DZ.com for 12 years, guess how many DB Cooper posts I've seen? You skydive? Why would anyone want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane? The last perfectly good airplane I was in crashed. Luckily I've stuck to run down jump planes since then! --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #10 December 19, 2011 Quote Quote I've been on DZ.com for 12 years, guess how many DB Cooper posts I've seen? You skydive? Why would anyone want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Shit, we have to jump start ours every time!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theplummeter 15 #11 December 19, 2011 Quote Quote the exact same Larry the Cable Guy joke So share. This, done horrible in character: You ever see them Indian dreamcatchers? My underwear does the same thing. I still have a pair with part of a Heidi Klum dream in them. Git R Done. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #12 December 19, 2011 QuoteQuoteI recently got my 20 year membership badge from AOPA. Guess how many times I've heard this story? So? I've been on DZ.com for 12 years, guess how many DB Cooper posts I've seen? Hey man, I try to keep those all corralled in one place to limit that.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SansSuit 1 #13 December 20, 2011 Quote I recently got my 20 year membership badge from AOPA. Guess how many times I've heard this story? And in that same period of time how many times have you told this story ? Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #14 December 20, 2011 Quote Quote I recently got my 20 year membership badge from AOPA. Guess how many times I've heard this story? And in that same period of time how many times have you told this story ? Possibly once as an example about annual jokes for some class. I generally don't tell jokes taken from the internet or joke books.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
