skybytch 273 #51 December 7, 2011 QuoteShah's problem with dating a jumper chick is that he is still a noob. Nah. It's that most women who skydive have at least a little bit of self esteem. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivecat 3 #52 December 7, 2011 Nah. It's that most women who skydive have at least a little bit of self esteem. AWESOME! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #53 December 7, 2011 Quote Quote Shah's problem with dating a jumper chick is that he is still a noob. Nah. It's that most women who skydive have at least a little bit of self esteem. Unlike those female hockey players. Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShcShc11 0 #54 December 7, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Shah's problem with dating a jumper chick is that he is still a noob. Nah. It's that most women who skydive have at least a little bit of self esteem. Unlike those female hockey players. http://www.blogcdn.com/www.parentdish.com/media/2010/02/canadian-hockey-womens-beer-425ds022610.jpg Classy Female hockey players! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #55 December 7, 2011 QuoteQuoteShah's problem with dating a jumper chick is that he is still a noob. Nah. It's that most women who skydive have at least a little bit of self esteem. Nah bad nails...no really some of you ladies really do have a case of man hands...I meand don't get me wrong but you are all beautiful in your own right and bla bla bla and talented and bla bla bla but....well....I like girls with nice nails and soft hands. And you don't want to date me anyway...I mean sure I’m really really amazingly good looking, thoughtful and a fucking great cook and look amazing just strutting my stuff....but sadly I would respect you and ask your thoughts on issues and even ask you to assist me in being a better participant in the sport.........which is a total turn off for a number of ladies who are tool food ;-) And when did this thread become about me? Yes I am great! I am amazing but must every thread be about how amazing and great I am!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivecat 3 #56 December 7, 2011 and modest! don't forget how modest you are Shah! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #57 December 7, 2011 Quote and modest! don't forget how modest you are Shah! And don't forget Super Sexy! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #58 December 7, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYws8biwOYc"The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #59 December 7, 2011 Quote Quote and modest! don't forget how modest you are Shah! And don't forget Super Sexy! No, she didnt forget about it.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #60 December 7, 2011 Quote Quote Quote and modest! don't forget how modest you are Shah! And don't forget Super Sexy! No, she didnt forget about it. Why yes...yes I am! And see ladies there are great guys all over the DZ! Sure they may not be as EPIC and AWSOME as me but you know....it's good enough because let's face it there is just ONE Shah and well I can take two to three girls on but any more than that and it's just work and if there is anything I hate more than a big girl trying to explain to me why I should not be shallow it's work.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoogeyMan 0 #61 December 7, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote and modest! don't forget how modest you are Shah! And don't forget Super Sexy! No, she didnt forget about it. Why yes...yes I am! And see ladies there are great guys all over the DZ! Sure they may not be as EPIC and AWSOME as me but you know....it's good enough because let's face it there is just ONE Shah and well I can take two to three girls on but any more than that and it's just work and if there is anything I hate more than a big girl trying to explain to me why I should not be shallow it's work. BAZINGA....!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #62 December 7, 2011 Quote and even ask you to assist me in being a better participant in the sport Yeah see there's another problem. Most female skydivers don't want to have to bother with teaching a guy anything. If you don't already know how to make us scream.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #63 December 7, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Shah's problem with dating a jumper chick is that he is still a noob. Nah. It's that most women who skydive have at least a little bit of self esteem. Unlike those female hockey players. I have a stick. You know that I have a stick. And still you mess with me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #64 December 7, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Shah's problem with dating a jumper chick is that he is still a noob. Nah. It's that most women who skydive have at least a little bit of self esteem. Unlike those female hockey players. I have a stick. You know that I have a stick. And still you mess with me? Silly Caucasian American girl likes to play with Samurai swords hockey sticks... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #65 December 7, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Shah's problem with dating a jumper chick is that he is still a noob. Nah. It's that most women who skydive have at least a little bit of self esteem. Unlike those female hockey players. I have a stick. You know that I have a stick. And still you mess with me? Silly Caucasian American girl likes to play with Samurai swords hockey sticks... Hmmm... just trying to remember which one of them died in that movie.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #66 December 7, 2011 QuoteI have decided that skydivers should only date other skydivers. Thus, we need more women in the sport. Skydiving guys are some of the worst to date. Well correction, ones that define themselves by skydiving.Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #67 December 7, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Shah's problem with dating a jumper chick is that he is still a noob. Nah. It's that most women who skydive have at least a little bit of self esteem. Unlike those female hockey players. I have a stick. You know that I have a stick. And still you mess with me? Silly Caucasian American girl likes to play with Samurai swords hockey sticks... Hmmm... just trying to remember which one of them died in that movie.... This detail is not germane to the discussion at hand... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #68 December 7, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Shah's problem with dating a jumper chick is that he is still a noob. Nah. It's that most women who skydive have at least a little bit of self esteem. Unlike those female hockey players. I have a stick. You know that I have a stick. And still you mess with me? Silly Caucasian American girl likes to play with Samurai swords hockey sticks... For the record, the girls in that picture were Canadian.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #69 December 7, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Shah's problem with dating a jumper chick is that he is still a noob. Nah. It's that most women who skydive have at least a little bit of self esteem. Unlike those female hockey players. I have a stick. You know that I have a stick. And still you mess with me? Silly Caucasian American girl likes to play with Samurai swords hockey sticks... For the record, the girls in that picture were Canadian. No shit sherlock... That was kinda the point Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #70 December 7, 2011 Quote I have decided that skydivers should only date other skydivers. Thus, we need more women in the sport. Then we also need more men in the sport to increase the quantity of viable options for the few of us women skydivers who care about more than just how good a guy looks in his jumpsuit. I'm just sayin'. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deltron80 0 #71 December 7, 2011 Quote Quote I have decided that skydivers should only date other skydivers. Thus, we need more women in the sport. Then we also need more men in the sport to increase the quantity of viable options for the few of us women skydivers who care about more than just how good a guy looks in his jumpsuit. I'm just sayin'. Look no further! There are plenty of eligible bachelors right here in this thread! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #72 December 7, 2011 Quote Quote I have decided that skydivers should only date other skydivers. Thus, we need more women in the sport. Then we also need more men in the sport to increase the quantity of viable options for the few of us women skydivers who care about more than just how good a guy looks in his jumpsuit. I'm just sayin'. So what you really want to know if how good us guys look out of our jumpsuits? I'm just sayin'. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #73 December 7, 2011 Quote Quote Quote I have decided that skydivers should only date other skydivers. Thus, we need more women in the sport. Then we also need more men in the sport to increase the quantity of viable options for the few of us women skydivers who care about more than just how good a guy looks in his jumpsuit. I'm just sayin'. Look no further! There are plenty of eligible bachelors right here in this thread! Eligibility isn't the issue. No offense, but it's more about quality vs quantity. I'm sure you're swell, but I don't do distance relationships. Since I live over 100 miles from my DZ of choice, I don't foresee dating a jumper anytime soon.Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #74 December 7, 2011 Quote Quote Quote I have decided that skydivers should only date other skydivers. Thus, we need more women in the sport. Then we also need more men in the sport to increase the quantity of viable options for the few of us women skydivers who care about more than just how good a guy looks in his jumpsuit. I'm just sayin'. So what you really want to know if how good us guys look out of our jumpsuits? I'm just sayin'. Anyone who has a copy of my latest article in Blue Skies Magazine can clearly see I know what some of you look like in all your glory. And, well, so does everyone who read it for that matter! Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #75 December 7, 2011 Quote Quote Quote I have decided that skydivers should only date other skydivers. Thus, we need more women in the sport. Then we also need more men in the sport to increase the quantity of viable options for the few of us women skydivers who care about more than just how good a guy looks in his jumpsuit. I'm just sayin'. Look no further! There are plenty of eligible bachelors right here in this thread! I dunno, at least two of them have been very open about being bitter and angry towards women and relationships. That doesn't mean "eligible" IMHO."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
