shah269 0 #126 December 8, 2011 Quote It would never work. I'm too much woman for you. Literally. Well, at least according to your standards anyway. And I may be too much man....but let's talk about it, friend me in face book and send resume and photos and we'll talk about it.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #127 December 8, 2011 Apparently I have a gay stalker.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #128 December 8, 2011 Quote A single one that is half decent, yes, viable, no. Here's a random sampling of 10 guys at my DZ 5 - are in their early to mid 20s. They're cute, but I'm not a cougar. 1 - is gay. I'm not one to fight a losing battle. 2 - are 20 years or more older than me. My dad is still alive and well, I don't need a new one. 2 - are already attached and I won't go there. It's bad juju. 10 - all live more than a two hour drive away from me. Most of them are decent, but none of them are viable. My response to the last 25 year old that hit on me - "You're cute, but I'm not a pedophile." My response to the last guy that was in my age range - "How are your wife and baby doing?" So, what would your response be to me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #129 December 8, 2011 Quote Very nice girls also don't have egos like YOU!!!!I hope you find someone that lights your on fire, one day. There ... I fixed it for you ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #130 December 8, 2011 Quote Quote Very nice girls also don't have egos like YOU!!!!I hope you find someone that lights your on fire, one day. There ... I fixed it for you ... Hah! Too funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #131 December 9, 2011 Quote So, what would your response be to me? That depends, what are your stats?Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #132 December 9, 2011 Quote Quote So, what would your response be to me? That depends, what are your stats? He's not a size 8.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #133 December 9, 2011 Quote Quote Very nice girls also don't have egos like YOU!!!!I hope you find someone that lights your on fire, one day. There ... I fixed it for you ... Wow...really..... Like I said I don't date skydiver chick and here is a rather good reason as to why..... 2 chicks and 52 dicks means she can be a B and it's no big deal. Now I'm not calling you anything but just saying....that there was a bit acidicLife through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #134 December 9, 2011 Quote Quote So, what would your response be to me? That depends, what are your stats? Not an engineer. That's all you need to know, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #135 December 9, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Very nice girls also don't have egos like YOU!!!!I hope you find someone that lights your on fire, one day. There ... I fixed it for you ... Wow...really..... Like I said I don't date skydiver chick and here is a rather good reason as to why..... 2 chicks and 52 dicks means she can be a B and it's no big deal. Now I'm not calling you anything but just saying....that there was a bit acidic you get back what you put out there. Constantly refer to women the way you do,and what is it you expect in return.You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 798 #136 December 9, 2011 Yep. What goes around comes around. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #137 December 9, 2011 QuoteYep. What goes around comes around. That's what she said. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #138 December 9, 2011 ...and I have never had it work out in my favor. Guys like the chase, they like what they can't have. I have never had taking the initiative as far as approaching a guy work out for me... Quote Hang in there, SOME of us really LIKE women with initiative! In the bar after jumping a night demo 20 years ago, this really HOT red-head came up, said hello and bought me a drink... I'd seen her around the air show circuit for a couple of years but figured she was WAY outta MY league, and she was usually 'with' someone and having a good time. I bought HER the second round...NOW we have 3 kids and 3 grandkids! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #139 December 9, 2011 Quote ... Hang in there, SOME of us really LIKE women with initiative! In the bar after jumping a night demo 20 years ago, this really HOT red-head came up, said hello and bought me a drink... I'd seen her around the air show circuit for a couple of years but figured she was WAY outta MY league, and she was usually 'with' someone and having a good time. I bought HER the second round...NOW we have 3 kids and 3 grandkids! WOW! Man it's stuff like this that gives me hope! Thank you! You just made my day!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #140 December 9, 2011 Quote Quote ... Hang in there, SOME of us really LIKE women with initiative! In the bar after jumping a night demo 20 years ago, this really HOT red-head came up, said hello and bought me a drink... I'd seen her around the air show circuit for a couple of years but figured she was WAY outta MY league, and she was usually 'with' someone and having a good time. I bought HER the second round...NOW we have 3 kids and 3 grandkids! WOW! Man it's stuff like this that gives me hope! Thank you! You just made my day! It shouldn't give you hope. Jim is not a compete TWATYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #141 December 9, 2011 Quote[It shouldn't give you hope. Jim is not a compete TWAT Increase your fiber intake....Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #142 December 9, 2011 QuoteQuote[It shouldn't give you hope. Jim is not a compete TWAT Increase your fiber intake.... decrease yours, you're FULLYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivecat 3 #143 December 9, 2011 Don't worry, I am not too stressed about it , just sharing my experience with it. Thats great that things worked out for you like that! congrats! I'm having fun playing on here as I wait for winter to come and go. At least I am making new friends!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #144 December 9, 2011 Quote At least I am making new friends!!! And facebook stalking them... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoogeyMan 0 #145 December 9, 2011 Sky Jumping is a manly sport, for manly menz. No babes allowed. (that outta get things moving.. this is gonna be good) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC2u_24kdCg&feature=g-vrec Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivecat 3 #146 December 9, 2011 Ok Mr. theonlyski A. Stalking requires first a level of EFFORT by the stalker, and usually some level of sneakiness/creepiness (granted I am a lil off...) B. YOU LIKE IT! C. You made it wayyyyyyy too easy, can you blame me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #147 December 9, 2011 Quote Ok Mr. theonlyski A. Stalking requires first a level of EFFORT by the stalker, and usually some level of sneakiness/creepiness (granted I am a lil off...) B. YOU LIKE IT! C. You made it wayyyyyyy too easy, can you blame me? please dont call him mister. that makes him sound.... respectable. and that confuses me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #148 December 9, 2011 It probably confuses him too. Then again, I hear door handles have the same effect.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #149 December 10, 2011 Quote Quote Want to? Sure ... but as always, all the good ones are already taken ... A whole lot of single guy skydivers just said "OUCH" at the same time. indeed, although I'd say that statement (good ones already taken) applies just as well to wuffo women____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #150 December 10, 2011 Quote Quote Ok Mr. theonlyski A. Stalking requires first a level of EFFORT by the stalker, and usually some level of sneakiness/creepiness (granted I am a lil off...) B. YOU LIKE IT! C. You made it wayyyyyyy too easy, can you blame me? please dont call him mister. that makes him sound.... respectable. and that confuses me. You're not the only one! Next people are going to think I'm not some 16 year old kid in his moms basement!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
