missbrz 0 #1 November 22, 2011 Ok I found this silly but fun thing on facebook. Follow the directions and post your sentence. No cheating! Pick the month you were born Jan - I ate Feb - I banged Mar - I ran naked with April - I smoked with May - I ran shirtless with June - I beat July - I cuddled with Aug - I needed Sept - I shot Oct - I shanked Nov - I stabbed Dec - I slept with Pick the day (number) you were born on 01 - my lover 02 - a dog 03 - homer 04 -A homo 05 - a condom 06 - A toothbrush 07 - a hippie 08 -a glass of milk 09 - a porn star 10 - Paris Hilton 11 - the trojan man 12 - a teletubby 13 - the kool-aid man 14 -some crack heads 15 - an easter egg 16 - a pot head 17 - a bum 18 - a stripper 19 - a horse 20 - a homeless guy 21 - a drink 22 - my best friend 23 - the cookie monster 24 - my boy friend 25 - a bowl of cereal 26 - a golf ball 27 - a bag of weed 28 - a french fry 29 - your mom 30 - your grandma 31 - a mop Pick the color of shirt you are wearing White - because hoes keep stealing my tacos Black -because I'm sexy like that Pink - Because I'm good in bed Red - because I have AMAZING boobs Brown-because I had to Polka Dots - because I hate my life Purple - because I'm gay Gray - because I love marijuana Other -because I have double D' s Green -because I love to snort wasabi Orange - because I drink out of the toilet Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose Blue - because I'm a pimp Shirtless - because I've got abs Yellow - because I didn't like the way he/she looked at me Gold- because the people in my head were banging Tan- because I'm a soldier Mine is: I beat a porn star because i snort wasabi. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #2 November 22, 2011 I stabbed a stripper because I'm sexy like that. /it works. //not the first time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #3 November 22, 2011 I need your mom because I'm sexy like that. Damn... I sound like Shah... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivecat 3 #4 November 22, 2011 I ran shirtless with the cookie monster because i'm sexy like that Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #5 November 22, 2011 I smoked with a homo because I have AMAZING boobs 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,446 #6 November 22, 2011 I ate an Easter egg because I'm gay How on earth did they know???Wendy P. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #7 November 22, 2011 I beat Paris Hilton because I'm gay! Makes sense. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #8 November 22, 2011 Quote I beat Paris Hilton because I'm gay! Makes sense. A cat fight?Now I'm excited."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #9 November 22, 2011 Quote A cat fight? She looks a little wimpy, I can take her. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #10 November 23, 2011 I banged a bag of weed because I love marijuana...Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevvyAiny 0 #11 November 23, 2011 I ran shirtless with a pothead because I'm sexy like that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #12 November 23, 2011 I ran naked with a bag of weed because I have double D's. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #13 November 23, 2011 I needed a homeless guy because I love to snort wasabi.TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wayneflorida 0 #14 November 23, 2011 I banged a teletubby because I like marijuna. What's a teletubby? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 333 #15 November 23, 2011 QuoteI banged a teletubby because I like marijuna. What's a teletubby? I'm guessing that you banged Tinky Winky. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peanut_gallery 0 #16 November 23, 2011 I shanked my lover because hoes keep stealing my tacos. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devildog 0 #17 November 23, 2011 I needed a mop because I'm a pimpYou stop breathing for a few minutes and everyone jumps to conclusions. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 52 #18 November 23, 2011 I shanked my lover, because I'm sexy like that This is like Addlibs on speed or some other fill in the blank answer. Thanks, missbrz. A good laugh is always welcome. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #19 November 23, 2011 Quote Mine is: I beat a porn star because i snort wasabi. I cuddled with a golf ball because I've got abs that don’t even remotely make senseYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 473 #20 November 23, 2011 I beat a bag of weed because I've got abs And Wayne a teletubby is attached. It is a UK TV program for little kids.Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #21 November 23, 2011 I needed a golf ball because I love marijuana? Complete horseshit! But hey, some other people were spot on with theirs... especially iluv2fly's! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrubin 0 #22 November 23, 2011 I beat a homo because I love to snort wasabi "I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #23 November 23, 2011 I slept with a homeless guy because I'm sexy like that I hope my wife doesn't find out You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deltron80 0 #24 November 23, 2011 I smoked with the kool-aid man because I have AMAZING boobs! (I wish!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #25 November 23, 2011 I banged Paris Hilton because I love Mary Jane. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
