airtwardo 7 #1 November 19, 2011 My wife and I travel quite a bit and get to meet some interesting and often inspirational people... During each adventure we pick a comment someone made that stands out and tends to define a particular person or sometimes the trip itself. There have been some good ones... "When ya see stupid coming at ya cross the street" "It's a small world, unless ya got to paint it" "Always eat your dessert FIRST" "Anything worth doin' is worth bitchin' about" We were having a drink a few days ago at the 'Biggest Loser Ranch' outside of L.A., it's where they film the show and I know the guy who owns the property. Talking with the cute 21 year old girl from Dallas that was bar-tending I was asking her about her life...she felt her future was going nowhere in Texas so on a whim she packed up her broken down car and started driving. I commended her on the balls it took to do that, she shot back with the pearl of wisdom the defined our short vacation... "I figured ya gotta pretty much suck at life not to make it in L.A. with blue eyes & big tits" No argument there!! My wife about fell off her chair laughing! Anyone else have any 'interesting words of wisdom' that just stuck with you? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abedy 0 #2 November 19, 2011 "The older you grow, the smaller the world" - an Aussie friend of mine after meeting a long-lost old acquaintance from Carnarvon, WA at a caravan park near Yeppoon, QLD.The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divinfool 0 #3 November 19, 2011 My always positive dad used to say.."No man is completely worthless..he can always serve as a bad example". so trueFear is the thief of dreams..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #4 November 19, 2011 If you drop your keys in a lava flow, forget it man, they're gone. ~ Jack Handy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #5 November 19, 2011 One of my favorites is "When all is said and done, more is said than done."50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marinus 0 #6 November 19, 2011 "If it doesn't hurt, it isn't funny" Unknown Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #7 November 20, 2011 "they say you are what you eat!" "but i dont remember eating a sexy beast today!" “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #8 November 20, 2011 "Stupid is as stupid does!" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #9 November 20, 2011 "Sonny. . .you are better off jacking off a jaguar in a phone booth than to fuck with me!" source: Some old Chief._____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #10 November 20, 2011 Don't let your ego write checks your body can't cash. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #11 November 20, 2011 "...live every second of your life like you only have a minute left" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #12 November 20, 2011 Quote Don't let your ego write checks your body can't cash. Try not to confuse your ambitions with your capabilitiesYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
obelixtim 150 #13 November 20, 2011 You can`t turn sheepshit into raspberry jam......no matter how much sugar you use.My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #14 November 20, 2011 "it's ALWAYS, never simple." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #15 November 20, 2011 Quote You can`t turn sheepshit into raspberry jam......no matter how much sugar you use. You cant make a silk purse out of a sows earYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #16 November 20, 2011 "Don't. Hurt. Me!" ~ Lizard Waltzerlisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #17 November 20, 2011 "Squirrel who crawl up woman leg no find nuts." - Chinese Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #18 November 20, 2011 Quote "Don't. Hurt. Me!" ~ Lizard Waltzer is Lizard still around and jumping? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lizard 0 #19 November 20, 2011 Just because you pour syrup on shit, doesn't make it pancakes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #20 November 20, 2011 Quote Quote "Don't. Hurt. Me!" ~ Lizard Waltzer is Lizard still around and jumping? As far as I know, he's still around (on earth, that is). I don't know if he's jumping though. He went to the AF Academy (along with Dave Holmes) and was doing some sort of teaching (I think jump-related). I googled him a bit ago, and he was heavy into competition shooting, and had invented some gun thing.lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaveBjork 0 #21 November 21, 2011 You'd rather sandpaper a lions ass in a phone booth than mess with me boy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #22 November 21, 2011 "why not?" ~ Thai bartnder asking me if I want another beer. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. 2 fives dont make a 10 ~ My DadHave you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #23 November 21, 2011 " Always check out a girls ankles first, if they look like they were designed to carry a lot of weight...eventually they will. " ~My Dad ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
