Squeak 17 #1 November 20, 2011 Look me in the eyes You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #2 November 20, 2011 But that should come with a NSFW warning lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sacex250 0 #3 November 20, 2011 I was wondering what Monica Lewinsky was doing now.It's all been said before, no sense repeating it here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #4 November 20, 2011 Quote But that should come with a NSFW warning seriously? for little plastic toys?You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rmsmith 1 #5 November 20, 2011 QuoteI was wondering what Monica Lewinsky was doing now. I was wondering who Monica Lewinsky was doing now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #6 November 20, 2011 Quote But that should come with a NSFW warning OK fixed the link, it should NOT have been the Cigar oneYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #7 November 20, 2011 Oh! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #8 November 20, 2011 But how do you get women from staring at your package? Put a wallet on your forehead? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #9 November 20, 2011 Quoteseriously? for little plastic toys? To be fair, the first video involved a couple of plastic toys as well.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #10 November 20, 2011 Quote But how do you get women from staring at your package? Put a wallet on your forehead? I remember for years thinking women were interested in the bulge in the front. I finally figured it out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #11 November 20, 2011 Quote But how do you get women from staring at your package? Put a wallet on your forehead? HA HA! Oh so true! OH SO TRUE! A friend once gave me a great bit of advice...if a woman asks if you are checking out her tits simply say "Yes" I thought it was nuts! But well it seems to work. Girl "I'm sorry Shah are you looking at my tits?" Shah "Yes" Girl "Ahh...hum...well thank you?" Shah "Sure" Problem solvedLife through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
