tdog 0 #1 November 18, 2011 I have been sick in bed for two days. Food poisoning from a blended beverage I purchased yesterday... I am sick of being in bed. Here is your opportunity to tell me something funny... The more random the thought, the better. No food/vomit/bathroom jokes please. hehehe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 52 #2 November 18, 2011 I don't have anything funny at the moment, but I hope you feel better soon. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevvyAiny 0 #4 November 18, 2011 A rabbi, a priest, a Baptist minister and a United Methodist pastor all walk into a bar togther and belly up to the counter. And the bartender looks them over and says, "What is this, a joke?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #5 November 18, 2011 And hilarity ensued: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2062708/Chatauqua-Airlines-pilot-route-LaGuardia-causes-terror-scare-locking-toilet.html"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 52 #6 November 18, 2011 Quote And hilarity ensued: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2062708/Chatauqua-Airlines-pilot-route-LaGuardia-causes-terror-scare-locking-toilet.html It was very clearly stated: NO BATHROOM JOKES! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tdog 0 #7 November 18, 2011 So far, so good, even with the bathroom joke. hehehe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
femTo 0 #8 November 18, 2011 a guy walks into a bar, he sits down at the bar and says: outside is a dog with 2 assholes. the other people in the bar start laughing and saying this couldn't be possible. But the guy sticks to his story. Outside is a dog with 2 assholes. after a while someones said ok and went outside to have a look. he returns and has to admit, outside is really a dog with 2 assholes. now, the most drunk guy in the bar is curious and wants to see this for himself, he tumbles outside, sees the dog and tumbles right behind the dog to lift up its tail and he starts screaming: haaa i knew it, 1 asshole. at that moment 2 police officers start asking the man what he's doing with there dog. and of story... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #9 November 18, 2011 By sick in bed do you mean 'Orsum' or are you old enough to mean poorly - in which case, get well soon (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tdog 0 #10 November 18, 2011 I woke up feeling better finally - so no more jokes needed for me to keep me happy. Have a wonderful friday! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
