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nigel99

Why are women so fickle?

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You really know how to charm the ladies. :|


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I bring light!

Sorry mate, would you rather I say that the girl who you were talking to and who was giving you shit was teh one and only girl for you and well if you fracked it up you would be screwed for the rest of your life?

You know it works both ways? Neither dick nor pussy has all the power. It's all about equality and respect.

She can be a bitchy and fickle as she wants.....she just has to be well aware that right around the corner....there is a woman 1lb lighter, 1in taller and 10 years younger.
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would you rather I say that....



No no... Keep going. You're awesome.



And you know....a woman can say the same thing.
But sadly in the long run....for better or for worse up to a given age...we guys do better in dating and mating.

Short run? Yeah the girls win...long run? Time and gravity are a bitch according to the older ladies in my Yoga class.
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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Some folks will never know what good pussy is.
:P


I think Chris Rock has a stand up routine about that.
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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You do know they typically outlive you, right?
:P


One day I was having a drink with one of the older engineers.
This guy was a legend. Half the stuff he did is still classified to this day! And he was a true gentlemen to boot.
So we were having a drink and talking about work and how things were back when he was around and well his phone rings...his wife....
"Yes darling" "yes" "yes I will" "yes I will remember"
Then he looked over at me and said "Do you know why men die sooner than women?"
Shah "Ahh no why?"
"Because we just can't take it anymore. Well I'm off...."
And there sat his half filled Manhattan on the bar.
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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Maybe he was just looking for any excuse to get out of there!


Ha ha...nah. He was in the middle of telling me about work he had done gas generators (taking boiling hydrogen gas and converting that into electrical energy).
I was buying the drink so as to have time with him before he retired.
Old legends like him.....there will never be engineers and scientists that had such class and such balls!
Those old guys built the world we take for granted and they did it all with no more than their guts, their brains and a pencil and a piece of paper.
Guy died two years after he retired.
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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ha ha well you know it can also be us guys?
I mean you look at some of these older guys and man they knew how to dress and carry themselves!
But then I guess the world was a different place when they were in charge.
The guys wore suits to work and the ladies had torpedo tits....
And after reading an article on Playboy and looking at those boobies that grew into those torpedo shaped bra's.....boy it looked like good fun :-)
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The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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And there sat his half filled Manhattan on the bar.



How are you so certain that he wasn't using that phone call in order to get out of continuing to talk to you?
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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And there sat his half filled Manhattan on the bar.



How are you so certain that he wasn't using that phone call in order to get out of continuing to talk to you?


Ouch!:ph34r:
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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And there sat his half filled Manhattan on the bar.


How are you so certain that he wasn't using that phone call in order to get out of continuing to talk to you?


Oh women will never truly understand how men work.
WE work best in bars, with low lights and deep thoughts over good drinks.

And he was talking about what he loved. It was just funny, I guess his wife just did that....ordered him around and what not and over time he just found it easier to just say yes than to ask why.
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The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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I guess his wife just did that....ordered him around and what not and over time he just found it easier to just say yes than to ask why.



Maybe she ordered him to come home so she could give him a blowjob. You never know.
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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I guess his wife just did that....ordered him around and what not and over time he just found it easier to just say yes than to ask why.



Maybe she ordered him to come home so she could give him a blowjob. You never know.

I hope!
He was a graet guy. Don't see guys like him anymore.
[:/]
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The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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