shah269 0 #1 September 14, 2011 This article is made for insults! And I will let them fly! Thought they are not aimed at a person of a given size nor educational background...it's all in good fun! http://www.vinylrevinyl.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/andrew-dice-clay.jpg http://www.cnn.com/2011/09/14/living/miss-universe-question/index.html?hpt=hp_c2 QuoteIn my worldview, the mere fact that pageants exist is absurd. And I'm not alone. Yeah you are baby get over it....now please get out of the way while I hit on your way hotter, skinnier, taller and happier friend with that OMG ass! WHAT UP SEXY! Quote"It fits into the narrative du jour for women -- my body is infinitely malleable," said Courtney Martin, editor of Feministing.com Hum....there is a feministing.org....two things..FIRST! If you read that fast or maybe type it too fast you may go to the wrong web page which is all about 5 finger fun....second...I SO NEED TO SIGN UP! http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/14400000/Wait-til-they-get-a-load-of-me-marvel-comics-14478811-640-800.jpg QuoteI reached out to the "guys at Miss Universe" to ask them about their line of questioning. My calls and e-mails went unreturned. Look Ugly Bettey...god how can I put this in words you can understand.......your an angry girl who though really hates how men act with respect to going ga ga over hot girls....secretly you want these guys to also bend over backwards for you and to hit on you as much as they hit on Ms. NoPanties with the long legs, the flat belly, perky boobies and the happy disposition and the OMG ASS. And not be her "token" friend who usually ends up with the hot guys drunk handsy friend who's a "manager" of the electronics section of Best Buy....no offence to any mangers of electronic sections of Best Buy QuoteMr. Trump, if you could change one of your physical characteristics, which one would it be and why? Well apparently every 4-7 years...his wife! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #2 September 14, 2011 feministing.com NSFW BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #3 September 14, 2011 If I were king of the world...which I may well be one day.... There would be feminist beauty pageants where the angry girls were asked to do impossible things such as; 1) Dress in a manner that did not cause the judges to gauge out their eyes with rusty forks! 2) Carry on a conversation with a man that did not end with "you pig dog!" 3) Demonstrate how to properly walk in 8in heals while carrying a six pack and a pizza! 4) Flirt...with a STRAIGHT MAN! 5) Giggle....just because. 6) Coordinate a two piece bathing suit. 7) Tan....as in get some exposure to sunlight. 8) Dance...and not that strange crap you see at renaissance fairs I'm talking booty shaking stuff from the deepest darkest parts of Jabooty! 9) Answer one question regarding pop music and not that EMO vampire shit! 10) Say the words "Why yes HE is right!" without auto destructingLife through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PiLFy 3 #4 September 14, 2011 I think life has just presented you w/your next avatar (attached), Shah. It's definitely you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guineapiggie101 0 #5 September 14, 2011 QuoteIf I were king of the world...which I may well be one day.... There would be feminist beauty pageants where the angry girls were asked to do impossible things such as; 1) Dress in a manner that did not cause the judges to gauge out their eyes with rusty forks! 2) Carry on a conversation with a man that did not end with "you pig dog!" 3) Demonstrate how to properly walk in 8in heals while carrying a six pack and a pizza! 4) Flirt...with a STRAIGHT MAN! 5) Giggle....just because. 6) Coordinate a two piece bathing suit. 7) Tan....as in get some exposure to sunlight. 8) Dance...and not that strange crap you see at renaissance fairs I'm talking booty shaking stuff from the deepest darkest parts of Jabooty! 9) Answer one question regarding pop music and not that EMO vampire shit! 10) Say the words "Why yes HE is right!" without auto destructing Hey, Ren Faire dancing is pretty cool!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,063 #6 September 14, 2011 >Hey, Ren Faire dancing is pretty cool! Well, that there's a list of "things Shah wants" not "things that are cool." If it doesn't turn him on, no points for you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #7 September 14, 2011 You are one sad, angry man. Why the hell do you even give a fuck what this girl thinks...Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #8 September 14, 2011 Quote>Hey, Ren Faire dancing is pretty cool! Well, that there's a list of "things Shah wants" not "things that are cool." If it doesn't turn him on, no points for you! WOW! Chicks in skimpy leather corsets and knee high boots...HOT! Chicks dressed like dorks dancing around poles....and NOT ON THEM.....not hot.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #9 September 14, 2011 Quote"I am surprised they have that (question) on their list," she said. "But if you are given the chance to ask a question to any of the candidates, what would it be and why?" "It would have been on feminism and pageants, gay marriage, or separation bet. church and state," Salonga responded. "Something like that." ackk,, gag,,,,, ack,,, gag why do uptight people think that EVERYTHING in the freaking world has to have some kind of PC social conscience slant to it? doesn't she remember the last pageant where the girl was asked something controversial and she got SLAMMED just for being honest about her (subjective) opinion "what's your favorite color?" "green" "thanks, nice shoes" ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #10 September 15, 2011 I know that the "right" answer/ the "smart" thing is not to respond to this thread... but who ever says I listen to "them." Let's change the perspective: Once you have had to counsel women on weight for medical reasons, you get a VERY DIFFERENT opinion on those pageants. And that is whether you have to talk to them for OVERweight OR UNDERweight. It's a lot easier to be "philogynistic" when you don't actually have to know or care about the person within the skin. Do you understand the impact there is on those women when you are superficial like that? Saying "I love beautiful women ... but only when she 'x,y,z'" (ie "only a size 2" or "only wears hot clothes") That conditional "love" is very damaging to a persons identity. It presents a conflicted message - "You're WORTHY" BUT... "only if." So then some people take that belief to heart... truly and sadly sometimes. Then, as a physician, trying to UNDO that damage... this past week, I've had that task. It's not an easy job to undo that. It truly makes me wonder "WHAT THE FUCK IS HE THINKING?" I absolutely understand that there is "something wrong with her"; ya know what's wrong? she cares more about what "he" thinks and not about what is healthy for her. Shah, I hope that someday you meet a truly beautiful person that you will love for who she is. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #11 September 15, 2011 Quote You are one sad, angry man. Why the hell do you even give a fuck what this girl thinks... and seriously deludedYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #12 September 15, 2011 Quote Shah, I hope that someday you meet a truly beautiful person that you will love for who she is. Thank you doll who knows maybe one day I will and she will love me for me. But for now, with respect to this thread......and Ms. Universe? Look the writer went over the top, so I went to 11. Yeah the question was a bit off....bit it simply have been innocent as well. If you were to ask me the very same question regarding what I would change about my body? I would say my eyes! I would love to have 20/20 vision and not wear contacts .... The girl could have said something about stamina so that she could do more in one day to make the world a better place bla bla bla bla Ugly Betty got her granny panties in a twist and yeah sure I can relate. At only 5'7" I've been looked past by girl looking for a guy who was 6ft + but SO FREAKING WHAT! Get over it! Giggle and enjoy the show! What next! Starting a petition to end the Victoria Secret runway show?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #13 September 15, 2011 Quote If I were king of the world...which I may well be one day.... There would be feminist beauty pageants where the angry girls were asked to do impossible things such as; 1) Dress in a manner that did not cause the judges to gauge out their eyes with rusty forks! Not a problem.. as long as the male judges are at least 5'9"+ and not complete douche bags. Quote 2) Carry on a conversation with a man that did not end with "you pig dog!" I think it is literally impossible to have a conversation with a short man with a Napoleon complex without ending the conversation with some sort of insult. Although, I would be more creative than "you pig dog". Quote3) Demonstrate how to properly walk in 8in heals while carrying a six pack and a pizza! It is spelled "heels" genius. It is beyond me why such a short man would like women in 8 inch heels. Quote4) Flirt...with a STRAIGHT MAN! Just so long as they are not misogynistic assholes and are also over 5'9". Quote5) Giggle....just because. Angry girls giggle plenty. It's when you're not looking... "just because" we're laughing at you. Quote6) Coordinate a two piece bathing suit. Be taller. Quote7) Tan....as in get some exposure to sunlight. We've been hiding so that we don't have to deal with douches like you. Quote8) Dance...and not that strange crap you see at renaissance fairs I'm talking booty shaking stuff from the deepest darkest parts of Jabooty! You might mistake that as an invitation. So basically, hell no. Quote9) Answer one question regarding pop music and not that EMO vampire shit! What the hell are you talking about? Quote10) Say the words "Why yes HE is right!" without auto destructing If the referent of "HE" is you, then no. I hope this helps. FYI - I'm under size 8, so you should know that I am in a position to judge you to the fullest extent that you judge women in general. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #14 September 15, 2011 GO KAREN!!! thank god i'm 5'10".. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #15 September 15, 2011 Before your post gets clasified as "personal attack" and removed, I'm glad I got a chance to read and enjoy it ... Personally, I reached a point where short , angry, stupid men can't get me all worked up anymore; it is one of the things I enjoy about getting older O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #16 September 15, 2011 Quote GO KAREN!!! thank god i'm 5'10".. And to think people call me shallow! HA!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #17 September 15, 2011 A good personal attack is nice every now and then. Just wanted to hold up a mirror to the OP. Now I'm going to go back outside and play in my garden. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #18 September 15, 2011 Quote A good personal attack is nice every now and then. Just wanted to hold up a mirror to the OP. Now I'm going to go back outside and play in my garden. HA! And you call me shallow! Nah that was far from a personal attack...that my good friends is what we call......good god she fell for it! My god darling, how dare you be as shallow as me! Don't you know that being shallow and only looking at peoples worth based on their looks is...well it's not very PC now is it! And to think I did all that, and all with out a personal attack...ladies and gents....and that is how a matador spears the ..... well can't say the rest it would just be rude now wouldn't it? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #19 September 15, 2011 Quote A good personal attack is nice every now and then. Just wanted to hold up a mirror to the OP. . That wont do any good, refer to my previous post re: delusionalYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #20 September 16, 2011 Quote That wont do any good, refer to my previous post re: delusional The word you are looking for is CONFIDENT! For the record, Ugly Betty got her panties in a twist because let's face it she got outgunned. Such is life Missy! Get over it! IT FREAKING SUCKS! At least you can work out, get a tan and even get a nice set of aftermarket tits! What is a guy who is 5ft tall and can't afford to drive the right car or live in the right neighborhood do? YES beauty is only skin deep, but shit let's not piss into the wind on this one, skin is cheap to upgrade! From my point of view....it's just funny. But then again, I'm still a bit jaded and view relationships via the prism of economic theory.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #21 September 16, 2011 QuoteQuote That wont do any good, refer to my previous post re: delusional The word you are looking for is CONFIDENT!. No it's not, a CONFIDENT person would not be pissing and moaning like you do. You are delusional. I'm confident, successful, well travelled, financially secure, arrogant and opinionated. so I can well assure you that you are delusional.You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #22 September 16, 2011 Quote Quote Quote That wont do any good, refer to my previous post re: delusional The word you are looking for is CONFIDENT!. No it's not, a CONFIDENT person would not be pissing and moaning like you do. You are delusional. I'm confident, successful, well travelled, financially secure, arrogant and opinionated. so I can well assure you that you are delusional. Some day we're going to learn that Shah was, (in reality), the greatest ever prank by Funks."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #23 September 16, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote That wont do any good, refer to my previous post re: delusional The word you are looking for is CONFIDENT!. No it's not, a CONFIDENT person would not be pissing and moaning like you do. You are delusional. I'm confident, successful, well travelled, financially secure, arrogant and opinionated. so I can well assure you that you are delusional. Some day we're going to learn that Shah was, (in reality), the greatest ever prank by Funks. KOBIASHI FunksYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #24 September 16, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote That wont do any good, refer to my previous post re: delusional The word you are looking for is CONFIDENT!. No it's not, a CONFIDENT person would not be pissing and moaning like you do. You are delusional. I'm confident, successful, well travelled, financially secure, arrogant and opinionated. so I can well assure you that you are delusional. Some day we're going to learn that Shah was, (in reality), the greatest ever prank by Funks. KOBIASHI Funks "The greatest trick the Funks ever pulled was convincing dizzy.com he didn't exist.""There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #25 September 16, 2011 Quote No it's not, a CONFIDENT person would not be pissing and moaning like you do. You are delusional. I'm confident, successful, well travelled, financially secure, arrogant and opinionated. so I can well assure you that you are delusional. WAIT! That's me...you know...well educated, well to do and well traveled and arrogant and opinionated. I unlike you just don't kiss ass as much. And if you took the satirical rebuttal to Ugly Betty's article seriously...well I think that truly does qualify as some sort of delusion.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
