dream2fly 0 #1 September 6, 2011 So I'm pretty new to the sport. I have about 20 jumps now and every time I'm out at the dz there are at least three 10/10s working and another 2 or 3 there doing tandems. is this normal? i'm thinking i gotta get on dat der cell tech and bulk up before i go back out. oh yeah and most of the guys at the dz are like 3-5s, srs... so this helps my odds. one heavenly blessed beauty was so breathtaking i would dive head first into a pool of aids infested needles then cover myself in salt if i just had a 1 in 10 chance to smell the butt of the jumpsuit she last farted in. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #2 September 6, 2011 Quote So I'm pretty new to the sport. I have about 20 jumps now and every time I'm out at the dz there are at least three 10/10s working and another 2 or 3 there doing tandems. is this normal? i'm thinking i gotta get on dat der cell tech and bulk up before i go back out. oh yeah and most of the guys at the dz are like 3-5s, srs... so this helps my odds. one heavenly blessed beauty was so breathtaking i would dive head first into a pool of aids infested needles then cover myself in salt if i just had a 1 in 10 chance to smell the butt of the jumpsuit she last farted in. Well, this post isn't the best start of getting anywhere with any of those beauties. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #3 September 6, 2011 Holy shit that's priceless. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,406 #4 September 6, 2011 Quote...one heavenly blessed beauty was so breathtaking... Make sure it's not my daughter, would ya?Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #5 September 6, 2011 are you shah's long lost little brother!? would you mind telling where you jump!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #6 September 6, 2011 QuoteSo I'm pretty new to the sport. I have about 20 jumps now and every time I'm out at the dz there are at least three 10/10s working and another 2 or 3 there doing tandems. is this normal? i'm thinking i gotta get on dat der cell tech and bulk up before i go back out. oh yeah and most of the guys at the dz are like 3-5s, srs... so this helps my odds. one heavenly blessed beauty was so breathtaking i would dive head first into a pool of aids infested needles then cover myself in salt if i just had a 1 in 10 chance to smell the butt of the jumpsuit she last farted in.can you translate this into something understandable for us foreigners ?scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #7 September 6, 2011 QuoteQuoteSo I'm pretty new to the sport. I have about 20 jumps now and every time I'm out at the dz there are at least three 10/10s working and another 2 or 3 there doing tandems. is this normal? i'm thinking i gotta get on dat der cell tech and bulk up before i go back out. oh yeah and most of the guys at the dz are like 3-5s, srs... so this helps my odds. one heavenly blessed beauty was so breathtaking i would dive head first into a pool of aids infested needles then cover myself in salt if i just had a 1 in 10 chance to smell the butt of the jumpsuit she last farted in.can you translate this into something understandable for us foreigners ? he's trying to say that there are some extremely attractive woman working at his dz. dont know what he means with the cell tech shit tough..“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CloudyHead 0 #8 September 6, 2011 QuoteQuoteQuoteSo I'm pretty new to the sport. I have about 20 jumps now and every time I'm out at the dz there are at least three 10/10s working and another 2 or 3 there doing tandems. is this normal? i'm thinking i gotta get on dat der cell tech and bulk up before i go back out. oh yeah and most of the guys at the dz are like 3-5s, srs... so this helps my odds. one heavenly blessed beauty was so breathtaking i would dive head first into a pool of aids infested needles then cover myself in salt if i just had a 1 in 10 chance to smell the butt of the jumpsuit she last farted in.can you translate this into something understandable for us foreigners ? he's trying to say that there are some extremely attractive woman working at his dz. dont know what he means with the cell tech shit tough.. it's a bodybuilding supplement name brand.. he wants to bulk up a bit so that he can take the relationship to the next level. maybe he will get to smell that jumpsuit after all! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #9 September 6, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote So I'm pretty new to the sport. I have about 20 jumps now and every time I'm out at the dz there are at least three 10/10s working and another 2 or 3 there doing tandems. is this normal? i'm thinking i gotta get on dat der cell tech and bulk up before i go back out. oh yeah and most of the guys at the dz are like 3-5s, srs... so this helps my odds. one heavenly blessed beauty was so breathtaking i would dive head first into a pool of aids infested needles then cover myself in salt if i just had a 1 in 10 chance to smell the butt of the jumpsuit she last farted in. can you translate this into something understandable for us foreigners ? he's trying to say that there are some extremely attractive woman working at his dz. dont know what he means with the cell tech shit tough.. it's a bodybuilding supplement name brand.. he wants to bulk up a bit so that he can take the relationship to the next level. maybe he will get to smell that jumpsuit after all! what if those extremely attractive are smart too and rather get with a nerd that is more likely to make big bucks than some bodybuilding no-brainer!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #10 September 6, 2011 Here's my advice- if you speak anything like you type, try working on improving your intelligence and personality instead of your muscle mass.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #11 September 6, 2011 Quote Here's my advice- if you speak anything like you type, try working on improving your intelligence and personality instead of your muscle mass. Intellect AND personality, Bugger, that's where I’m going wrongYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #12 September 6, 2011 Quote Here's my advice- if you speak anything like you type, try working on improving your intelligence and personality instead of your muscle mass. word.......... speaking as a 2 -3 on the scale of the O P, i'd say that the O P is concentrating on the wrong things ,,, right now... get safely INTO the sport... behave yourself and show some respect to your intructors AND to any experienced jumpers you might encounter... the DZ isn't supposed to be a meat market and Many Woman Skydivers who realize that,,,, would likely be put OFF by the concept...on which the O P seems to place such a high priorityjust sayin'.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johnmatrix 21 #13 September 6, 2011 Quote try working on improving your intelligence and personality In other words stop hanging out at the DZ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meso 38 #14 September 6, 2011 Haha OP made me laugh. I'm fairly sure 1/2 of it is said in trolling jest, and that he is going to pop on back with a "Y U MAD?!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,534 #15 September 6, 2011 Quote heavenly blessed beauty was so breathtaking i would dive head first into a pool of aids infested needles then cover myself in salt if i just had a 1 in 10 chance to smell the butt of the jumpsuit she last farted in. Now that's setting your sights high Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #16 September 6, 2011 Quote Quote So I'm pretty new to the sport. I have about 20 jumps now and every time I'm out at the dz there are at least three 10/10s working and another 2 or 3 there doing tandems. is this normal? i'm thinking i gotta get on dat der cell tech and bulk up before i go back out. oh yeah and most of the guys at the dz are like 3-5s, srs... so this helps my odds. one heavenly blessed beauty was so breathtaking i would dive head first into a pool of aids infested needles then cover myself in salt if i just had a 1 in 10 chance to smell the butt of the jumpsuit she last farted in. can you translate this into something understandable for us foreigners ? Hell, I thought he *was* a furriner."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #17 September 6, 2011 That guy is great. It's doods like him that keep me looking like a sensitive nice guy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #18 September 6, 2011 Quote Holy shit that's priceless. I dunno. Smells a lil' funky to me. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrmrangers 0 #19 September 6, 2011 Man I hope this guy doesn't jump at my DZ , the rest of us pee ons wouldn't stand a chance with him around!! Wait , I pull what first? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #20 September 6, 2011 When did Shah change his screen name? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #21 September 6, 2011 I like the funks idea better. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #22 September 6, 2011 Quote Here's my advice- if you speak anything like you type, try working on improving your intelligence and personality instead of your muscle mass. Hilarious … thanks for the laughs ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 333 #23 September 6, 2011 QuoteQuote ... one heavenly blessed beauty was so breathtaking i would dive head first into a pool of aids infested needles then cover myself in salt if i just had a 1 in 10 chance to smell the butt of the jumpsuit she last farted in.can you translate this into something understandable for us foreigners ? He's saying that he would suck her boyfriend's dick. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #24 September 6, 2011 Quote I like the funks idea better. Being that this is the OP's only post, I definitely smell a troll. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #25 September 6, 2011 A very weak troll too.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
