I'm about to be very rich!!!!!!

[freethefly 6]

Good fortune has smiled upon me (and I laughed at the prediction in yesterday's fortune cookie at the Bamboo Garden Chinese restaurant.) Just minutes ago, I received a very important email (in my Yahoo account) from a very trusting soul in war torn Iraq. He is requesting my assistance in removing $12M dollars (my tax dollars and yours) from Iraq and bringing it to America. He hopes that it will be safe in my care. He could be wrong. I have a whole list of much needed toys that fly and go bang.
The email:

Hello,

I am Ali Ibrahim presently working in Iraq with an international
organization that I will disclose later. I will like to share some
very vital information that would bring some good financial returns to
us in just a few weeks or days depending on how fast we pursue the
matter. I am seeking your assistance to evacuate the sum of $12m to
you, as far as I can be assured that it will be safe in your care until
I complete my service here.

This may not be the best medium to make this kind of contact because
of the numerous scam offers transmitted through the Internet, but it
is all I have access to for now.

I will be very grateful if you can give me the opportunity to discuss
this matter with you by assuring me that you will not use any part of
it against me in anyway, I hope you understand my limitations here.
Should you have reasons to reject this offer, please destroy this
mail as any leakage will be too bad for us.

I will continue with the details when you signify your intention to
work with me.

Respectfully,

Ali Ibrahim.

I'll fuck with this scammer for awhile, until I get bored.

"...And once you're gone, you can't come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black."
Neil Young

[npgraphicdesign 3]

Hah!! Amen...mess with him. A few years ago, I got as far with one scammer as to get his passport and photo.

[freethefly 6]

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keep us posted!!! i love to mess with these guys and waste their time. It's even better when you can get them to do ridiculous shit because they think if they do it they're gonna get your money. Check out www.419eater.com. it's a site dedicated to messing with these guys. The shit they get them to do is hilarious.

That is some good reading. I've screwed with near every scammer who has sent their BS to me. Some has gone as far as death threats after several weeks of screwing their time.

"...And once you're gone, you can't come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black."
Neil Young

[akarunway 1]

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Good fortune has smiled upon me (and I laughed at the prediction in yesterday's fortune cookie at the Bamboo Garden Chinese restaurant.) Just minutes ago, I received a very important email (in my Yahoo account) from a very trusting soul in war torn Iraq. He is requesting my assistance in removing $12M dollars (my tax dollars and yours) from Iraq and bringing it to America. He hopes that it will be safe in my care. He could be wrong. I have a whole list of much needed toys that fly and go bang.
The email:

Hello,

I am Ali Ibrahim presently working in Iraq with an international
organization that I will disclose later. I will like to share some
very vital information that would bring some good financial returns to
us in just a few weeks or days depending on how fast we pursue the
matter. I am seeking your assistance to evacuate the sum of $12m to
you, as far as I can be assured that it will be safe in your care until
I complete my service here.

This may not be the best medium to make this kind of contact because
of the numerous scam offers transmitted through the Internet, but it
is all I have access to for now.

I will be very grateful if you can give me the opportunity to discuss
this matter with you by assuring me that you will not use any part of
it against me in anyway, I hope you understand my limitations here.
Should you have reasons to reject this offer, please destroy this
mail as any leakage will be too bad for us.

I will continue with the details when you signify your intention to
work with me.

Respectfully,

Ali Ibrahim.

I'll fuck with this scammer for awhile, until I get bored.

Tell them to send you a new Caravan as down payment.

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[SKIandSKY 0]

I've seen some pretty fake stuff on dating sites, but when they try to get money I just tell them off. After reading THAT link though....OMG....that looks so fun!

S&S

[TiaDanger 0]

I'm messing with a scammer right now from this site that's trying to buy my helmet I put on the classifieds

And for the record: the appropriate ranking of cool modes of transportation is jet pack, hover board, transporter, Batmobile, and THEN giant ant.
D.S. #8.8

[Nataly 38]

Ah ha!! Love messing with these guys but I usually can't resist sending them total bollocks so I've been getting fewer and fewer of them

"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

[freethefly 6]

My reply to the first email scam:
Hello Dear Sir,
Oh my, you may very well be sent from God, I have been praying as my health
has not been so well.

I recently retired two years ago from my job. Even though I have saved a large amount of money, I fear that it could be gone in 10 years. Doctors are expensive. I would hate to have to sell my house and land to pay doctors. I am 70 years old and cannot go back to work. I did get a lot of money from my wife's life insurance, when she died last year. These days $250,000 dollars is not a lot of money. I hope to give the money to my children when I die. I hope that I am not sounding greedy. I would like to help and hope you don't think I am doing it just for the money. I am a God fearing man and can be trusted. I am a deacon at the church I attend. I will not tell anyone of our
arrangement as they might not understand.

Bless You.

Robert

His reply back:
Hello Dear ,

Many thanks for your prompt reply to my mail and i sincerely hope you
understand what this means to me under the present circumstance.

SOURCE OF MONEY:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm
Some money in various currencies was discovered concealed in barrels with piles of weapons and ammunitions at a location near one of Saddam,s old palaces during a rescue operation, and it was agreed by
all parties present that the money be shared amongst us, this was quite an illegal thing to do, but I tell you what? no compensation can make up for the risks we have taken with our lives in this hell hole. The sum of $12M was given to me as my share, and to conceal this kind of money became a problem for me, so with the help of a Diplomat contact working here that his office enjoys some immunity, I was able to get the package out to Dubai,United Arab Emirates. He does not know the real contents of the package and he has
sucessfully deposited it with a Diplomatic security company in Dubai,and i will request them to send the package to you when I am sure that you are willing to assist me.One passionate appeal I will make to you is not to discuss this matter with a third party, should
you have reasons to reject this offer, please destroy this mail as any leakage of this information will be too bad for us.I do not know for how long we will remain here, and I have survived 6 suicide bomb attacks by the special grace of God, this and other reasons I will
mention later has prompted me to reach out for help, I honestly want this matter to be resolved immediately.

Please contact me as soon as possible and kindly fill up this requirements:

Your full name:
Your country:
Contact phone/fax number
Age:
Occupation:

Regards,
Mr Ali Ibrahim.

I'm considering possibilities to his request for personal information so as to not to alarm him that he is being baited.
I love fucking with these scumbags.

"...And once you're gone, you can't come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black."
Neil Young

[Divinfool 0]

We screwed with one guy for weeks....we even had him wear his underwear on his head in a picture to prove he was real. You can get very creative with these guys. They are not real bright! lol
Good response!

Fear is the thief of dreams.....