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"System operating as designed, ticket closed."

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Seriously shah... you would probably get further if you didn't refer to the IT guys as dorks.;)

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I refer to them as my IT biotches :P

And if you were my IT biotch I would break my computer all the time....:)



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and if I were you IT Admin...you wouldnt get any data recovered when you broke your computer on a constant basis.

Aww...now you can't get your porn back:(

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Or:

"System operating as designed, ticket closed."

:D:D:D



Seriously shah... you would probably get further if you didn't refer to the IT guys as dorks.;)

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I refer to them as my IT biotches :P

And if you were my IT biotch I would break my computer all the time....:)



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and if I were you IT Admin...you wouldnt get any data recovered when you broke your computer on a constant basis.

Aww...now you can't get your porn back:(


Well, I guess its a good thing she wants me to be her admin then huh?


Oh, Deedy broke her computer again? I'll go take care of it, give me an hour or two... :)
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Seriously shah... you would probably get further if you didn't refer to the IT guys as dorks.;)

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I refer to them as my IT biotches :P

And if you were my IT biotch I would break my computer all the time....:)



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and if I were you IT Admin...you wouldnt get any data recovered when you broke your computer on a constant basis.

Aww...now you can't get your porn back:(


I dont watch porn at work. :P

My It guy loves me. When I know he is coming in I bring him treats. I joke about the IT biotch thing with him that cause he refers to himself as the hospital biotch.

Come on, you know if robert was your IT biotch you would brake things just for him to come to your office...;)
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Only when the network dorks allow you those protocols.
:P

I'm picky about the ports I open. B|



I have a linux desktop at work and a Linux server at home with squid proxy.

I pipe my http and https requests from my desktop to proxy through localhost:9898
localhost:9898 gets piped through an SSH tunnel to a squid proxy
on my server at home

I can surf all day and it looks like regular SSH traffic (port 22) to the network dorks since I use SSH to connect to more than one hundred fifty servers that I maintain.

I set this up in about 3 minutes after one of the Wintel geeks told me there was NO WAY anyone could get around the shiny new bluecoat proxy that everyone else if forced to use :)

5 years and they haven't figured it out yet. Those guys make WAY too much money ;)
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Only when the network dorks allow you those protocols.
:P

I'm picky about the ports I open. B|



I have a linux desktop at work and a Linux server at home with squid proxy.

I pipe my http and https requests from my desktop to proxy through localhost:9898
localhost:9898 gets piped through an SSH tunnel to a squid proxy
on my server at home

I can surf all day and it looks like regular SSH traffic (port 22) to the network dorks since I use SSH to connect to more than one hundred fifty servers that I maintain.

I set this up in about 3 minutes after one of the Wintel geeks told me there was NO WAY anyone could get around the shiny new bluecoat proxy that everyone else if forced to use :)

5 years and they haven't figured it out yet. Those guys make WAY too much money ;)


Yup, I've used something similar to get passed some retarded restrictions...

Did you know that U.A.E. has porn blocked??
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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When I was working for a large telecom company,
they would block spam-emails by content.

If there was something suspicious in the subject line,
it was rejected.

So, when I distributed a lot of high-level designs,
none got through with the word "document" in the subject.

It isn't always the site, sometimes it is the links on it.

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In accordance with NETCOM guidance 2004-11A,
AKO has begun stripping files with the following extensions:
.ace, .ad, .ade, .adp, .asp, .b64, .bas, .bat, .bhx, .ceo,
.ce0, .chm, .com, .cmd, .cpl, .crt, .dbx, .dll, .dot, .eml, .exe,
.hlp, .hqx, .hta, .inf, .ins, .js, .jse, .lnk, .mdb, .mde, .mim, .msi,
.msp, .nch, .ocx, .pi, .pif, .rar, .reg, .scr, .sct, .shb, .shs, .upx, .url,
.uue, .uu, .vbe, .vbs, .vss, .vst, .vsw, .wmi, .ws, .wsc, .wsf,
.wsh, .xxe, and .zip.

Since this is an Army policy, AKO will not be able to grant exceptions.



That gets annoying real quick when you're trying to send update programs... we have to zip the program and usually rename it to .zi_
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I just love the "I got the email, but the program doesn't work"


Rename it to .zip... "Oh, it works now":D

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One of the reasons external SSH isn't permitted to traverse our firewalls.
>:(

Only on management VLANS and network addresses.



Good policy ...


We don't seperate the admins by VLANS, but it is a great plan to use those.

I really like the mac-address sticky command... gotta love port security!
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We have sticky mac applied to the Sunstation network ports, not the pc ports.
Gives us the ability to move laptops around for meetings, group collaboration, etc.
Sunstations stay where they are put!
ALL management networks and IP's are private IP space and firewall policies limit where you can get to certain subnets on top of that.
WAN addressed devices are external SSH and authenticated via TACACS with access timeouts.

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We have sticky mac applied to the Sunstation network ports, not the pc ports.
Gives us the ability to move laptops around for meetings, group collaboration, etc.
Sunstations stay where they are put!
ALL management networks and IP's are private IP space and firewall policies limit where you can get to certain subnets on top of that.
WAN addressed devices are external SSH and authenticated via TACACS with access timeouts.



Fuck TACACS!


J/K... wish I had one for these networks... (well, 3 of them)

Sure would make it easier to figure out which idiot screwed up the switch by turning the truck port to a switchport.B|
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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One of the reasons external SSH isn't permitted to traverse our firewalls.
>:(

Only on management VLANS and network



I'm twice as productive as all the other people that can't get out.
Why? because I'm happier.

If companies spent less time trying to prevent people from being able to look at the Internet they would probably have a more productive work force
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One of the reasons external SSH isn't permitted to traverse our firewalls.
>:(

Only on management VLANS and network



I'm twice as productive as all the other people that can't get out.
Why? because I'm happier.

If companies spent less time trying to prevent people from being able to look at the Internet they would probably have a more productive work force
:S


Well, its almost always the company management that decides to block it, the IT guys just do their job.
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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I'm sad to say, though a good 50% of my emails commit suicide the moment I pres send causing outlook to kill it self, my VOIP phone doesn't tell me I have any voice messages but happens to tell me about them a month after the date AND various other fun facts.
I can no longer access any forums from work.
This one included!
You got me IT dude! Living in your dimly lit, dude infested, goat cheese smelling, Cheetos eating basement dungeon.
Your passive agressivity finally got the better of me. Now go rock out in you late 90's Carola.
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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I'm sad to say, though a good 50% of my emails commit suicide the moment I pres send causing outlook to kill it self, my VOIP phone doesn't tell me I have any voice messages but happens to tell me about them a month after the date AND various other fun facts.
I can no longer access any forums from work.
This one included!
You got me IT dude! Living in your dimly lit, dude infested, goat cheese smelling, Cheetos eating basement dungeon.
Your passive agressivity finally got the better of me. Now go rock out in you late 90's Carola.




IKt's just a little reach around they have for you:ph34r:

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Well in life I will have the last laugh.
What can you do, emails won't go, VOIP phones won't work and well....hell even the fax machine is shitting it's self.

But god darn it! They got me!
Such is life. They will go home and play D&D and I....I've got a date tonight!
(don't tell any one, she has a PHD and is a size 6 and legs that will look sooooo good wrapped around my head!)
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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