quade 4 #1 August 19, 2011 http://www.kpho.com/story/15291366/casa-grande-woman-strives-to-be-worlds-fattest WTF has our world come to?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 210 #2 August 19, 2011 Well, we all have to strive for something. Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #3 August 19, 2011 Quote Dr. Patrick Flyte is one of Eman's physicians. He told CBS 5 News that he warned Eman that if she continues to put on weight, she'll be putting her health at risk. Yeah, coz at 700 lbs she obviously isnt putting her health at risk yet... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #4 August 19, 2011 ... I don't understand how she can feel sexy??? How can you feel sexy if you can't use your sexy parts let alone find them Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #5 August 19, 2011 Quote ... I don't understand how she can feel sexy??? How can you feel sexy if you can't use your sexy parts let alone find them Wait for it... Wait for it... Wait... Follow the smell.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #6 August 19, 2011 Roll her in flour?When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #7 August 19, 2011 Sit on her ankles slap her feet and ride the wave on in?When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,989 #8 August 19, 2011 >I don't understand how she can feel sexy? There was a time when fat meant healthy and rich, and that meant sexy. Which just goes to show you that people can decide _anything_ (fat, skinny, tatoos, piercings, goth clothing, skimpy clothing, burkas, heavy makeup, no makeup) is sexy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #9 August 19, 2011 +1 on sexy burkas! Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #10 August 19, 2011 Andy Warhol was right... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AdrianGlave 0 #11 August 19, 2011 To be fair there's not much to do in Casa Grande. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #12 August 19, 2011 Yeah, It's not like 100's of people fly to PHX/TUS all the time to go to the suburbs of Casa Grande all the time.. Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #13 August 19, 2011 Quote To be fair there's not much to do in Casa Grande. Apparently, there isn't much food left for the other people to eat, either."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #14 August 19, 2011 Quote Quote To be fair there's not much to do in Casa Grande. Apparently, there isn't much food left for the other people to eat, either. I'm heading there now to help her eat less. I'll make sure there is one less Bent Burger available by end of business tonight.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #15 August 19, 2011 Quote Quote Quote To be fair there's not much to do in Casa Grande. Apparently, there isn't much food left for the other people to eat, either. I'm heading there now to help her eat less. I'll make sure there is one less Bent Burger available by end of business tonight. You can probably save some poor pallbearer a hernia if ya eat TWO! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #16 August 19, 2011 Her greatest risk might not be her health, but the risk some Japanese is going to spot her and throw a harpoon into her."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #17 August 19, 2011 I wouldn't call her stupid, but she definitely has a different preference than I have. I find it uncomfortable to have even a few extra pounds on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #18 August 19, 2011 Quote I wouldn't call her stupid... Agreed. That would be an insult to stupid people."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1888 0 #19 August 19, 2011 Take her down to Eloy & tell a 160 lg. tandem instructor to go pick up his next student. It's likely that if she paid by the pound someone would try it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #20 August 20, 2011 QuoteTo be fair there's not much to do in Casa Grande. It's only a stone's throw from Eloy! Imagine being a tandem instructor, going to student manifest to pick up your next student, and you're greeted by THIS gem of a lady! Elvisio "hauled a couple that were close to that big in my time" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #21 August 20, 2011 ...going to student manifest to pick up your next student... Quote Good luck with THAT! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #22 August 20, 2011 You, know there is a parachute system designed for the likes of her. It's called LAPES. Example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgg3iRaVnbw"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 798 #23 August 20, 2011 If she were laying on the beach people would push her back in the water. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #24 August 20, 2011 Quote If she were laying on the beach people would push her back in the water. Or: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFwxH3PPWiU "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerryBaumchen 1,354 #25 August 20, 2011 Hi Ryoder, You just had to bring that old timer up, didn't you? Actually, they resurrect it every couple of years. Yea, Oregon DOT. When it blew, a rather large chunk totaled a parked car. JerryBaumchen PS) Hey normiss: So how many people would it take to unbeach that whale? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
