shropshire 0 #1 August 16, 2011 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/4344890/Virgin-the-worlds-best-passenger-complaint-letter.html (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #2 August 16, 2011 "I swear the sponge shafts moved at one point. " Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #3 August 16, 2011 Ever hear that comic routine about people who whine over airline service? "You're sitting in a chair...IN THE SKY...and ya bitch because you get to go 2000 miles in 4 hours and you arrive 10 minutes LATE?!" "The horror!" A trip that use to take MONTHS! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrmrangers 0 #4 August 16, 2011 I know I'm not the saltiest fry in the batch but what the hell is a sponge shaft?Wait , I pull what first? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
obelixtim 150 #5 August 16, 2011 The stuff served on airlines should not be classified as food. And that includes all airlines.My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #6 August 16, 2011 I loved the cookie bit When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #7 August 16, 2011 QuoteI know I'm not the saltiest fry in the batch but what the hell is a sponge shaft? A Sponge shaft is otherwise known as a Corpus Spongiosum http://www.anatomyexpert.com/structure_detail/12206/40286/When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #8 August 16, 2011 Quote Ever hear that comic routine about people who whine over airline service? "You're sitting in a chair...IN THE SKY...and ya bitch because you get to go 2000 miles in 4 hours and you arrive 10 minutes LATE?!" "The horror!" A trip that use to take MONTHS! But see you remember that shit..... trips for months smelling horse and mule sweat and shit.. day in and day out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #9 August 16, 2011 Thanks I need a giggle!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #10 August 16, 2011 Quote Quote Ever hear that comic routine about people who whine over airline service? "You're sitting in a chair...IN THE SKY...and ya bitch because you get to go 2000 miles in 4 hours and you arrive 10 minutes LATE?!" "The horror!" A trip that use to take MONTHS! But see you remember that shit..... trips for months smelling horse and mule sweat and shit.. day in and day out. ...arrows flyin' everywhere! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #11 August 16, 2011 Man,,, I seriously need to work on my complaint-letter technique/prose!!! I also liked this one which came up in one of the links: http://www.accountingweb.co.uk/anyanswers/letter-hmrc-probably-not-real/497695"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 333 #12 August 16, 2011 F*ing brilliant, Shrop, thanks! I actually did have a lovely meal aboard United (first class) just now, but I read this post while waiting for my flight to Munich. You're scaring me! (of course, I'm not getting to fly 1st class on THAT flight!) However, I did hear that Lufthansa is rather nice. I'll let you all know how it went in a few days! See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #13 August 16, 2011 Quotehttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/4344890/Virgin-the-worlds-best-passenger-complaint-letter.html think that's bad you should try the Virgin media broadband what a crock of S"*T especially if you hook a xbox 360 to it. Sucks like no ones business. Lost packets high ping rates wish it was still telewest. they intentionally miss-feed customers crap through the Customer service side and lie to their customers busy getting ready to take them to Ofcom the regulator Fibre optics yeh well got to invest in maintaining your infrastructure which i am afraid they are not, just taking peoples money. Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #14 August 16, 2011 Quote F*ing brilliant, Shrop, thanks! I actually did have a lovely meal aboard United (first class) just now, but I read this post while waiting for my flight to Munich. You're scaring me! (of course, I'm not getting to fly 1st class on THAT flight!) However, I did hear that Lufthansa is rather nice. I'll let you all know how it went in a few days! Say hello to Turkey for meYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #15 August 17, 2011 Quote Ever hear that comic routine about people who whine over airline service? "You're sitting in a chair...IN THE SKY...and ya bitch because you get to go 2000 miles in 4 hours and you arrive 10 minutes LATE?!" "The horror!" A trip that use to take MONTHS! Ah, this one!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r1CZTLk-Gk 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
