shah269 0 #1 August 8, 2011 NOW....i can't view blue skies magazine! COME ON! When I get my hands around the ankles of these skinny IT dudes I'm going to swing them around over my head like some sort of over grown tooth pick and then stick their head into a big bowl of curry while screaming "Pickard is going to make you his bitch!" COME FERAKING ON! Man! And so on and so on and so forth....and NO I had to start a new thread because they have disabled the search function on this freaking web page!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #2 August 8, 2011 So you can't look at other stuff besides work....at work? Cry me a fucking river. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #3 August 8, 2011 Thats because we all know what would happen if we gave engineers admin rights and unrestructed internet access. They'd be trying to....wait nevermind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #4 August 8, 2011 Come on man....Blue Skies magazine....WTF!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #5 August 8, 2011 You really think the IT people come up with the policies, and not your mgt???$ mailx shah@dropzone.com "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,068 #6 August 8, 2011 >NOW....i can't view blue skies magazine! So get a laptop with a Bluetooth radio and use your phone as a modem. Problem solved. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zen_mtn_climber 0 #7 August 8, 2011 Or since they know emailing him a clue won't help, they just ignore $ cat rant | grep -e shah > /dev/null"Whatever the future holds down the road, being true to yourself is something you won't ever regret doing. " - airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #8 August 8, 2011 I first saw it and thought "freaking what"? "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfzombie 3 #9 August 8, 2011 do you really believe this crap you spout off? or are you messing around? as an it professional myself, i would think that an engineer would have to have at least some brains, but i guess this just isn't the case. and i also thought that a college professor would be able to read, but that was before working at the it service desk for a university. from reading most of your posts, i see that the avatar fits what i read. you seem angry, maybe it's just me. but as an aside, i did read that angry people are actually less at risk of heart attacks than other people. and i do get to sit around and read on the internet all day while i'm working, in between putting people on hold and laughing at them with my colleagues, that is. i'm not gonna complain, if everyone knew how to use computers well, i wouldn't have a job.http://kitswv.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #10 August 8, 2011 I love getting freaky with IT guys! Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpsalot-2 3 #11 August 9, 2011 Quotedo you really believe this crap you spout off? or are you messing around? as an it professional myself, i would think that an engineer would have to have at least some brains, but i guess this just isn't the case. and i also thought that a college professor would be able to read, but that was before working at the it service desk for a university. from reading most of your posts, i see that the avatar fits what i read. you seem angry, maybe it's just me. but as an aside, i did read that angry people are actually less at risk of heart attacks than other people. and i do get to sit around and read on the internet all day while i'm working, in between putting people on hold and laughing at them with my colleagues, that is. i'm not gonna complain, if everyone knew how to use computers well, i wouldn't have a job.QuoteIs the SHIFT button on your computer broken ? .Life is short ... jump often. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JerseyShawn 0 #12 August 9, 2011 Invite your company to your home and let them steal from you as an exchange for you stealing their time and money while surfing the internet at work. Compromise. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #13 August 9, 2011 QuoteIs the SHIFT button on your computer broken ? nope hes a computer professional he only needs lowercase Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites d_squared431 0 #14 August 9, 2011 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!Heaven forbid your boss/employer wants you to actually work when you are getting paid by him/her to. 1. take your own laptop 2. get an iPhone so you don't have to take a laptop 3. Get a girlfriend if one will actually have you, and naughty text her instead of complaining about the little things.. This is an example of a good complaint: The irs taking their sweet ass time to send me my damn refund and teasing me by sending you letters tht look like a refund check only to have then say, "we are still reviewing your information and will notify you in 30 days with an update on your return status." i have had two of those saying that in the last 60 days.Then you call and they say "we are processing your return as quickly as we can." Fucking IRS has had my return since goddamn March the 4th and i am getting pissed!!! that is a complaint....(mumbles and grumbles about the IRS a bit more) TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hcsvader 1 #15 August 9, 2011 I think there are alot of us who are eagerly waiting for them to block DZ.com on your network Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites zen_mtn_climber 0 #16 August 9, 2011 So Shah, dude, in case you missed it in the first IT thread, there are lots of IT folk here. We're good people . . smart people . . really. This is not the place to be ranting about your shop's IT staff. Maybe they set the policy, maybe they don't and just implement policy. Either way, you're looking for love in the wrong spot dude. In a big IT shop, the IT guys are often way overworked and pressured to do things in the expedient way rather than the 'right' way. It sucks but sometimes is the nature of the beast. Especially if management doesn't understand the difference between the quick and dirty appears to be working way and the technically correct way. Give your IT guys a little understanding and talk with them as people a bit rather than company tools and you might get a bit further with your problems. Just saying . . ZMC"Whatever the future holds down the road, being true to yourself is something you won't ever regret doing. " - airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites oldwomanc6 60 #17 August 9, 2011 Give your IT guys a little understanding and talk with them as people a bit rather than company tools and you might get a bit further with your problems. Shah, That advice is applicable on all levels of life, no matter if it is professional or personal. Those may be trite, but they are, nonetheless, true. Positive people attract positive things and people into their lives.lisalisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lost_n_confuzd 0 #18 August 9, 2011 You should flick the sand of your clit and stop bitching about your fucking internet at work. That's why your company has you "teaching" kiddies about engineering instead of actually engineering shit. "I'm so cool and smart and my bosses think I'm so special that they have me visiting schools and telling kids about how awesome I am" No, they want you gone so actual work can get done. [/out] ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 16 #19 August 9, 2011 I can always view Blue Skies magazine. It comes in my mail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites oldwomanc6 60 #20 August 9, 2011 Quote I can always view Blue Skies magazine. It comes in my mail. Something to be said about hard copy! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 16 #21 August 9, 2011 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites oldwomanc6 60 #22 August 9, 2011 I did not think that thru lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 16 #23 August 9, 2011 No worries. Not with this crowd. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shropshire 0 #24 August 9, 2011 When you get back from lunch to find a turd on you keyboard - that'll be the IT team ... You shat on them on line, they'll shit on you... seems fair (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #25 August 9, 2011 QuoteWhen I get my hands around the ankles of these skinny IT dudes I'm going to swing them around over my head like some sort of over grown tooth pick and then stick their head into a big bowl of curry while screaming "Pickard is going to make you his bitch!" I think you need to go to yoga more often, you seem a little angry.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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JerseyShawn 0 #12 August 9, 2011 Invite your company to your home and let them steal from you as an exchange for you stealing their time and money while surfing the internet at work. Compromise. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #13 August 9, 2011 QuoteIs the SHIFT button on your computer broken ? nope hes a computer professional he only needs lowercase Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #14 August 9, 2011 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!Heaven forbid your boss/employer wants you to actually work when you are getting paid by him/her to. 1. take your own laptop 2. get an iPhone so you don't have to take a laptop 3. Get a girlfriend if one will actually have you, and naughty text her instead of complaining about the little things.. This is an example of a good complaint: The irs taking their sweet ass time to send me my damn refund and teasing me by sending you letters tht look like a refund check only to have then say, "we are still reviewing your information and will notify you in 30 days with an update on your return status." i have had two of those saying that in the last 60 days.Then you call and they say "we are processing your return as quickly as we can." Fucking IRS has had my return since goddamn March the 4th and i am getting pissed!!! that is a complaint....(mumbles and grumbles about the IRS a bit more) TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #15 August 9, 2011 I think there are alot of us who are eagerly waiting for them to block DZ.com on your network Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zen_mtn_climber 0 #16 August 9, 2011 So Shah, dude, in case you missed it in the first IT thread, there are lots of IT folk here. We're good people . . smart people . . really. This is not the place to be ranting about your shop's IT staff. Maybe they set the policy, maybe they don't and just implement policy. Either way, you're looking for love in the wrong spot dude. In a big IT shop, the IT guys are often way overworked and pressured to do things in the expedient way rather than the 'right' way. It sucks but sometimes is the nature of the beast. Especially if management doesn't understand the difference between the quick and dirty appears to be working way and the technically correct way. Give your IT guys a little understanding and talk with them as people a bit rather than company tools and you might get a bit further with your problems. Just saying . . ZMC"Whatever the future holds down the road, being true to yourself is something you won't ever regret doing. " - airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #17 August 9, 2011 Give your IT guys a little understanding and talk with them as people a bit rather than company tools and you might get a bit further with your problems. Shah, That advice is applicable on all levels of life, no matter if it is professional or personal. Those may be trite, but they are, nonetheless, true. Positive people attract positive things and people into their lives.lisalisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lost_n_confuzd 0 #18 August 9, 2011 You should flick the sand of your clit and stop bitching about your fucking internet at work. That's why your company has you "teaching" kiddies about engineering instead of actually engineering shit. "I'm so cool and smart and my bosses think I'm so special that they have me visiting schools and telling kids about how awesome I am" No, they want you gone so actual work can get done. [/out] ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #19 August 9, 2011 I can always view Blue Skies magazine. It comes in my mail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #20 August 9, 2011 Quote I can always view Blue Skies magazine. It comes in my mail. Something to be said about hard copy! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #22 August 9, 2011 I did not think that thru lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #23 August 9, 2011 No worries. Not with this crowd. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #24 August 9, 2011 When you get back from lunch to find a turd on you keyboard - that'll be the IT team ... You shat on them on line, they'll shit on you... seems fair (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #25 August 9, 2011 QuoteWhen I get my hands around the ankles of these skinny IT dudes I'm going to swing them around over my head like some sort of over grown tooth pick and then stick their head into a big bowl of curry while screaming "Pickard is going to make you his bitch!" I think you need to go to yoga more often, you seem a little angry.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
