jimmytavino 16 #26 August 3, 2011 Quote Some of you fellers is ok. ........just as long as No One crosses the State line Into Florida....AND those already IN the state, must comply with a 2 mile buffer zone !!!!! fully adjustable by Normiss at Any given moment.... "guarded by smith & wesson" !!! right????? jmy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sandi 0 #27 August 3, 2011 Quote As of this morning, my divorce is finally final. Man, that took a long time! Now to do the biggest pain-in-the-ass part of it all and change my name back on everything. Hopefully, the new chapter in my life will be a little more peaceful. Congrats on it being final. Go out and do something fun to celebrate the next phase of your life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #28 August 3, 2011 and my divorce is just starting.... smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #29 August 3, 2011 Ok so you should now adopt the following motto: "It's Miller time BITCHES!!!" carry on... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #30 August 3, 2011 Wahoo!! congrats to you! (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #31 August 3, 2011 Quotejust plain easier than my maiden name. So, what was your maiden name ? Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 329 #32 August 3, 2011 Quote Ok so you should now adopt the following motto: "It's Miller time BITCHES!!!" carry on... See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #33 August 3, 2011 Quote and my divorce is just starting.... That sucks. No more pool table pics."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #34 August 3, 2011 Quote So, what was your maiden name ? It's German, that should tell you enough. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #35 August 3, 2011 My moms maiden name is breitkreutz...is it worse than that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #36 August 3, 2011 Quote As of this morning, my divorce is finally final. Man, that took a long time! Now to do the biggest pain-in-the-ass part of it all and change my name back on everything. Hopefully, the new chapter in my life will be a little more peaceful. Couldn't ask for a better last name.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #37 August 3, 2011 QuoteMy moms maiden name is breitkreutz...is it worse than that? Ha! No, she has me beat!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #38 August 3, 2011 Quote and my divorce is just starting.... WHAT..that will mean no more pics of the scantily clad hot soon to be ex wifeYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mayberry 0 #39 August 3, 2011 Quote So, what was your maiden name ? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's German, that should tell you enough. Blucher?? Don Here's to friends! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #40 August 4, 2011 Quote Blucher?? That's Frau Blucher to you. Andrea, for some reason, I thought you were of Russian descent. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #41 August 4, 2011 Quote Andrea, for some reason, I thought you were of Russian descent. That just shows there's no rhyme or reason to what you think, Don. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #42 August 4, 2011 Quote fuckers. Don't bring your GF to the DZ... (you know how the rest of it goes.)My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #43 August 4, 2011 It's not my line, but... May the divorce be with you. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #44 August 4, 2011 Quote It's not my line, but... May the divorce be with you. I admit I laughed hard when I saw that by the original commentator on FB... She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #45 August 4, 2011 Sadly, no smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #46 August 4, 2011 I have 7 months to go on mine. Similar pain in the ass except for the whole name change thing. Never did understand why we heald on to that particular piece of acient chattle rights.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #47 August 4, 2011 Quote Quote Can't hold a job, eh? I'm glad Normiss likes me because now I have that twiced divorce stigma of not being able to hold onto a man and there must be something wrong with me. I'll have to keep him, I'd never be able to get a date after this anyway. Nah, third times a charm! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #48 August 5, 2011 Congrats, I guess... never sure what to say when a person gets divorced... Anyway, when are you and normiss gettin' hitched? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #49 August 5, 2011 Congratulations.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,103 #50 August 5, 2011 Quote Quote the next chapter may involve being called "Grandma". I am not ready for that! Ready or not.... You aren't in control of that.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
