k-dubjumps 0 #26 July 27, 2011 Quote Quote ditto! what the hell! that must mean a very small portion of females are getting WAY WAY WAY more than their fair share! It just means some of you chicks are way too picky. Tru dat!Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #27 July 27, 2011 Quote Quote ditto! what the hell! that must mean a very small portion of females are getting WAY WAY WAY more than their fair share! It just means some of you chicks are way too picky. And your point? So what if some chicks are too picky She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #28 July 27, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Fact #1: There are approximately nine male skydivers for every one female skydiver. Fact #2: The overwhelming majority of skydivers are heterosexual (at least before three drinks). Fact #3: A lot of people have hooked up on Bonfire (formerly talkback, formerly something else I can't remember). Conclusion: A lot a female skydivers are getting WAY more than their fair share. Apparently, I'm in the minority. ditto! what the hell! that must mean a very small portion of females are getting WAY WAY WAY more than their fair share! WEEEELLLLL!!!! I may not be Mr. Right....well maybe I am Now slap your ass and call me sexy!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #29 July 27, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Fact #1: There are approximately nine male skydivers for every one female skydiver. Fact #2: The overwhelming majority of skydivers are heterosexual (at least before three drinks). Fact #3: A lot of people have hooked up on Bonfire (formerly talkback, formerly something else I can't remember). Conclusion: A lot a female skydivers are getting WAY more than their fair share. Apparently, I'm in the minority. ditto! what the hell! that must mean a very small portion of females are getting WAY WAY WAY more than their fair share! WEEEELLLLL!!!! I may not be Mr. Right....well maybe I am Now slap your ass and call me sexy! Unfortunately we don't fit your requirements being size 8+ and all. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrmrangers 0 #30 July 27, 2011 All of you ladies are breaking my heart . So in order ease all of your suffering I'll be a gentleman and sleep with all of you. I'll leave it up to you ladies to figure out who gets first dibs or if it will make things easier for everyone Ill service all of you at one time. I know, I know, it's hard to fathom how wonderful I am but believe me ladies I really do exist. Of course gratuities are excepted bit not expected. Wait , I pull what first? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #31 July 27, 2011 well you know we're all really picky. We always prefer to window shop first. I think a post in the glory thread is in order. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #32 July 27, 2011 Quote All of you ladies are breaking my heart . So in order ease all of your suffering I'll be a gentleman and sleep with all of you. I'll leave it up to you ladies to figure out who gets first dibs or if it will make things easier for everyone Ill service all of you at one time. I know, I know, it's hard to fathom how wonderful I am but believe me ladies I really do exist. Of course gratuities are excepted bit not expected. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #33 July 27, 2011 Quote Quote who hasnt!? Paid the pimp fees??? Speaking of which, is everyone pimp fee account in order?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #34 July 27, 2011 Quote Quote All of you ladies are breaking my heart . So in order ease all of your suffering I'll be a gentleman and sleep with all of you. I'll leave it up to you ladies to figure out who gets first dibs or if it will make things easier for everyone Ill service all of you at one time. I know, I know, it's hard to fathom how wonderful I am but believe me ladies I really do exist. Of course gratuities are excepted bit not expected. give the guy a break. clearly his blood isnt in his brain right now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #35 July 27, 2011 Quote Fact #1: There are approximately nine male skydivers for every one female skydiver. Fact #2: The overwhelming majority of skydivers are heterosexual (at least before three drinks). Fact #3: A lot of people have hooked up on Bonfire (formerly talkback, formerly something else I can't remember). Conclusion: A lot a female skydivers are getting WAY more than their fair share. Some men getting more than their share could also skew the results. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrmrangers 0 #36 July 27, 2011 Obviously you haven't checked there recently, search and though shall find my dear!Wait , I pull what first? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #37 July 27, 2011 Quote WEEEELLLLL!!!! I may not be Mr. Right....well maybe I am Now slap your ass and call me sexy! Unfortunately we don't fit your requirements being size 8+ and all. You compromise with me I'll compromise with you.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #38 July 27, 2011 oh well my b. but i think it's time for christmas in july Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrmrangers 0 #39 July 27, 2011 I'll pm you something just for you, how's thatWait , I pull what first? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrmrangers 0 #40 July 27, 2011 Obviousy you like candy canes Wait , I pull what first? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #41 July 27, 2011 ooo! i get presents?! yay! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,073 #42 July 27, 2011 >>Conclusion: A lot a female skydivers are getting WAY more than their fair share. >Apparently, I'm in the minority. Well, like they say in Alaska, the odds are good - but the goods are odd. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stewie 0 #43 July 28, 2011 QuoteIll service all of you at one time This may help... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6glCvXDo44"Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #44 July 28, 2011 That's funny, normally, when you say "9-way" to a bunch of skydivers, sex (or Skittles) isn't the first thing that comes to mind. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #45 July 28, 2011 Quote Quote Quote who hasnt!? Paid the pimp fees??? Speaking of which, is everyone pimp fee account in order? Some people are ignoring me.... Hello!!!!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #46 July 28, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote who hasnt!? Paid the pimp fees??? Speaking of which, is everyone pimp fee account in order? Some people are ignoring me.... Hello!!!! Are you implying she owes pimp fees?That little hussy!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #47 July 28, 2011 I'm implying something like that, and that some others also need to pay up.... Not that I'm naming names..... But YOU know who YOU are.... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrokenR1 0 #48 July 28, 2011 Quote Do what I did, get a cushy job that's way too easy, pays way too much and sends you to awesome places... By the way, I'm leaving soon... Not gonna tell you where, cause I don't want you more pissed off at me. I just so happen to be looking for a job. Hook me up (with a job)! I'll be back there in a month or so. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Rap is to music what etch-a-sketch is to art. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #49 July 28, 2011 Quote Quote Do what I did, get a cushy job that's way too easy, pays way too much and sends you to awesome places... By the way, I'm leaving soon... Not gonna tell you where, cause I don't want you more pissed off at me. I just so happen to be looking for a job. Hook me up (with a job)! I'll be back there in a month or so. What kinda work? Where at?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #50 July 28, 2011 Quote That's funny, normally, when you say "9-way" to a bunch of skydivers, sex (or Skittles) isn't the first thing that comes to mind. Speaking of which, what's he been up to? Haven't seen him since the invasion at sebastian for new years."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
