MagnanimousAnt 0 #101 July 18, 2011 QuoteAnd by the way, Kirk IS better than Picard. Way way WAY better. Blasphemy!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PWScottIV 0 #102 July 18, 2011 Or you could just tell him it must be an ID ten T error.Gravity Waits for No One. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #103 July 18, 2011 QuoteQuoteAnd by the way, Kirk IS better than Picard. Way way WAY better. Blasphemy!!! And here it starts! (and i knew it would) http://home.earthlink.net/~markstewart/kirk.index.htmlLife through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 798 #104 July 18, 2011 I know somebody does right now. So an engineer must go and resolve the issue properly. It's good to have game. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #105 July 19, 2011 Quote It's good to have game. Thank you for saving the day and restoring my Outlook from that other guy messing it up. I hope I showed my appreciation in kind. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #106 July 19, 2011 Quote Quote It's good to have game. Thank you for saving the day and restoring my Outlook from that other guy messing it up. I hope I showed my appreciation in kind. Brown fowl and bovine?50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MagnanimousAnt 0 #107 July 20, 2011 Quote Quote Quote And by the way, Kirk IS better than Picard. Way way WAY better. Blasphemy!!! And here it starts! (and i knew it would) http://home.earthlink.net/~markstewart/kirk.index.html Haha, some of those were pretty funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #108 July 20, 2011 All in favor of a Kirk Vs. Pickard thread say Yo.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MagnanimousAnt 0 #109 July 20, 2011 QuoteAll in favor of a Kirk Vs. Pickard thread say Yo. Haha. Go for it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #110 July 20, 2011 Nah man you need to do it. If i start it it will go into a shit storm.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zen_mtn_climber 0 #111 July 20, 2011 Kirk vs Picard is supposed to go into a shit storm . . who better to start it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #112 July 25, 2011 *think calm thoughts...think calm thoughts* OK I still can't google bitches but, every time I or any one in my office presses print or print preview there is a good 50/50 chance that their computer will freeze or close out the program. And if we access our own web pages odds are the browser will either crash, sputter out or just freeze your computer. STILL CAN'T GOOLE BITCHES OR USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION ON but all is good...all is good.....would it be ok I kick down the door of the windowless room these curry stinking dorks live in grab one by the ankles and use him as a weapon to teach a few of his skinny friends a thing or two? MY GOD! There will be broken SciFi figures all over the place! And underwear will be pulled high over people's heads! *think calm thoughts...think calm thoughts* *think calm thoughts...think calm thoughts* *think calm thoughts...think calm thoughts*Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #113 July 25, 2011 Shouldn't you be starting a new thread about size 8's instead of beating this dead horse? "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #114 July 25, 2011 Quote Shouldn't you be starting a new thread about size 8's instead of beating this dead horse? Wait that's it! I'll use dead horses to get even! Dude it's not even funny! I just want to PRINT! And the darn program keeps killing it self. And it's everyone! I mean ok, sure our voice messages get to us a solid 10 days too late but this....this means dead IT dudes! But it's cool...still can't google "bitches be craz!"Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #115 July 25, 2011 Shah, If you have admin rights do the following: Start>run>services.msc Now verify your printer spooler service is started. If you dont have admin rights...well lets just say its beneficial to be the IT guy... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #116 July 25, 2011 Thanks mate, we kind of sort of do have half admin rights. I know the guys are up to their eyes in work but maybe it's just me. Let's fix things that need to be fixed and keep them fixed rather than worry about slowing down things such as linkedin or limiting google searches. But what can you do right?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,991 #117 July 25, 2011 >I know the guys are up to their eyes in work but maybe it's just me. So fix it yourself! >But what can you do right? Well, you can always fix the problem. It may take a while to figure out how, but that way the NEXT time it's a problem you can deal with it quickly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #118 July 25, 2011 Quote Thanks mate, we kind of sort of do have half admin rights. I know the guys are up to their eyes in work but maybe it's just me. Let's fix things that need to be fixed and keep them fixed rather than worry about slowing down things such as linkedin or limiting google searches. But what can you do right? If I was your IT guy, I'd take away the computer and give you a slide rule. So quit your belly-aching."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #119 July 25, 2011 Quote>I know the guys are up to their eyes in work but maybe it's just me. So fix it yourself! >But what can you do right? Well, you can always fix the problem. It may take a while to figure out how, but that way the NEXT time it's a problem you can deal with it quickly. Nah nothing "we" can do. I've called IT, they know about it. And are "workign on it".Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,991 #120 July 25, 2011 >Nah nothing "we" can do. I'm not an IT person and I bet I could fix it in an hour. So could you, I suspect. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #121 July 25, 2011 Quote If I was your IT guy, I'd take away the computer and give you a slide rule. So quit your belly-aching. http://ih3.redbubble.net/work.5786106.2.flat,550x550,075,f.have-slide-rule-will-travel-science-nerd.jpg ha ha ha oh well...such is life right?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #122 July 25, 2011 Quote Quote If I was your IT guy, I'd take away the computer and give you a slide rule. So quit your belly-aching. http://ih3.redbubble.net/work.5786106.2.flat,550x550,075,f.have-slide-rule-will-travel-science-nerd.jpg ha ha ha oh well...such is life right? Wait...is that you...with hair???"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #123 July 25, 2011 Quote And by the way, Kirk IS better than Picard. Way way WAY better. Fuck orf - (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #124 July 25, 2011 Quote Quote Quote If I was your IT guy, I'd take away the computer and give you a slide rule. So quit your belly-aching. http://ih3.redbubble.net/work.5786106.2.flat,550x550,075,f.have-slide-rule-will-travel-science-nerd.jpg ha ha ha oh well...such is life right? Wait...is that you...with hair??? will upload photo when i get home...IT guys...won't let meLife through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyrotech 0 #125 July 25, 2011 QuoteI know the guys are up to their eyes in work but maybe it's just me. Let's fix things that need to be fixed and keep them fixed rather than worry about slowing down things such as linkedin or limiting google searches. I'm willing to bet the web traffic filters were in place far before you started having trouble printing. They only take a minute to set up anyway. Changing them to allow people searching crazy bitches, however, would take away from the real problem; printing. Speaking of, why are you printing anyway? We have PDFs now. The last 2 offices I worked at have been paperless offices, and we did great. Why not start talking to your bosses about going paperless instead? Take the printers (which are a common item to fail in an office environment) out of the equation altogether. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
