shropshire 0 #1 July 6, 2011 A young woman goes to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange development on the inside of her thighs . . . a green spot on the inside of each thigh. "They won't wash off, they won't scrape off and they seem to be getting worse." The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and tells her not to worry until the tests come back. A few days later, the woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the doctor. She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots. The doctor says, "You're perfectly healthy - - there's no problem. But I'm wondering, is your boyfriend a Harley guy?" The woman stammers, "Why, yes, but how did you know?" "Tell him his earrings aren't real gold." (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #2 July 6, 2011 Bry-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SarahC07 0 #3 July 6, 2011 Nice. Thanks for sharing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #4 July 6, 2011 Very good, Sir! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #5 July 6, 2011 I have to admit ... I didn't understand it (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #6 July 6, 2011 Quote I have to admit ... I didn't understand it Are you sure you are a skydiver? \ or were not aware that fake gold can turn your skin green She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #7 July 6, 2011 Quote Quote I have to admit ... I didn't understand it Are you sure you are a skydiver? \ or were not aware that fake gold can turn your skin green So you're saying this happened to you?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #8 July 6, 2011 Quote Quote Quote I have to admit ... I didn't understand it Are you sure you are a skydiver? \ or were not aware that fake gold can turn your skin green So you're saying this happened to you? Having fake gold earrings turn my skin green...? Sure as a kid....in my ears She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #9 July 6, 2011 You don't strike me as the type who would wear 'cheap' gold. I don'e want to insult your intelligence but the guy in your joke was obviously, wearing 'cheap' gold earings while eating at the 'Y'! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #10 July 6, 2011 Bwaahaaaaa!!! Shroppy, you crack me up "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #11 July 6, 2011 I'm not the sort of guy to wear Earrings Sir (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #12 July 6, 2011 Quote I'm not the sort of guy to wear Earrings Sir No, no! I wasn't saying that! I was only saying that anything gold, like watch or ring, etc., you might have, would not be 'cheap'. I apologise for any mis-understanding. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #13 July 6, 2011 Yeah, yeah...back pedal Chuck. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #14 July 6, 2011 But... but... Aw, crap!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #15 July 7, 2011 Quote But... but... Aw, crap!Chuck (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
