Nutz 0 #26 June 17, 2011 Quote Quote OK...you're not going to believe this but I voted yes. There really IS something about a woman running her fingers through my hair that soothes me. If I have to suffer a haircut to get it, well, so be it. Just go and ask for a wash, tease and blow. That will work for you won't it Andy? I didn't think you got haircuts anyway. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #27 June 17, 2011 Quote I'm afraid to ask this, but here it goes...what is the appropriate outfit? well, i have to jump in here. my wife cuts my hair, typically in a thong, ... that is all. so i don't fall asleep... well, not till "afterwards" like any typical guy. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #28 June 17, 2011 Quote Quote I'm afraid to ask this, but here it goes...what is the appropriate outfit? well, i have to jump in here. my wife cuts my hair, typically in a thong, ... that is all. Photos and/or video or I call bullshit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #29 June 17, 2011 I can't vote...I'm too tall for my hair. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #30 June 17, 2011 Quote I can't vote...I'm too tall for my hair. Well played, sir!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PiLFy 3 #31 June 17, 2011 The short answer: Some guys love that. I've been buzz cutting my hair for over twenty years. So, I'm out of this. A friend of mine was quite a Ladies Man before getting married. Every month, he'd be sure to get a haircut. he didn't do it for the styling. He did it because he enjoyed getting his hair washed by a gal so much. It's a very relaxing/soothing experience for him. It sounds like you found a soft spot he didn't know he had. That, or poor Normiss is working too many hours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #32 June 18, 2011 QuoteBTW, I don't have any hair cutting training, but I'll cut anyone's hair for free if you want me to. I don't care if you walk around with a bad haircut; you get what you pay for. I hate spending $10-15 for a haircut, but my wife won't cut it.....says she'd do a bad job. My argument is "I've got you......who am I trying to impress ?" Got a better argument that would work on her ? Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #33 June 18, 2011 Quote Quote BTW, I don't have any hair cutting training, but I'll cut anyone's hair for free if you want me to. I don't care if you walk around with a bad haircut; you get what you pay for. I hate spending $10-15 for a haircut, but my wife won't cut it.....says she'd do a bad job. My argument is "I've got you......who am I trying to impress ?" Got a better argument that would work on her ? Don With the $ ya save..she can buy SHOES! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #34 June 18, 2011 Quote I hate spending $10-15 for a haircut, but my wife won't cut it.....says she'd do a bad job. Vskydiver checked out a librarybook years ago on cutting hair and she's been doing mine for years. I love it. No waiting in line and I can fondle the barberette all I want. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #35 June 18, 2011 When I was a kid, my mom would cut my hair (to save money). She frequently cut my ears, stabbed me in the head, etc. She was a bit absent-minded and would not pay attention (don't ask about her driving record). To this day, I wince during hair cuts. Having someone else hold scissors that close to my head terrifies me. No way I could sleep. I have seriously considered asking the doctor for a Valium prescription, so that I can get through a haircut without turning into a total stress-ball.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #36 June 18, 2011 Be sure to shave both heads ! smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #37 June 18, 2011 I usually get mine cut, then washed. I will zone a bit during the cut but don't doze off...during the wash is a different story. I'm out like a light unless I make a point to stay awake.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #38 June 20, 2011 Quote my wife cuts my hair, typically in a thong, ... that is all. OK. But what does she wear? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #39 June 21, 2011 Quote Quote WOW you bored him to sleep. That's a talent We weren't really talking, he was watching the local news while I was cutting. If you don't want him nodding off while you're cutting his hair, do it with nothing but a bra and panty on. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #40 June 21, 2011 Nah! Just high heels and a smile, mama. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #41 June 21, 2011 Quote Nah! Just high heels and a smile, mama. ... can I redact my previous statement now that it is morning? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #42 June 21, 2011 Quote ... can I redact my previous statement now that it is morning? Wouldn't matter, we already read it. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #43 June 22, 2011 Quote Quote ... can I redact my previous statement now that it is morning? Wouldn't matter, we already read it. But... but... but it shouldn't count if I was drinking Tequila when posting!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimbrown 0 #44 June 22, 2011 QuoteI shave my head in the shower, and haven't had a haircut in prolly 10 years. Quote Have you seen the Seinfeld episode where the dude who had always shaved his head realized that he was bald???? LMOL!!!! Must see! Peace, Jim B Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
