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iluvtofly

Who was the "lucky" person who took Paris Hilton on a tandem?

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Thankfully it wasn't me.

It'd ruin your ears to hear something whistle like that all the way down....
:P



Take her into a sit... no drogue needed!
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Hum....
Skinny? Check.
Well to do? Check.
Not too smart? Check.
You know she's ok in bed.
Yeah I would hit that ;)

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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Hum....
Skinny? Check.
Well to do? Check.
Not too smart? Check.
You know she's ok in bed.
Yeah I would hit that ;)



The question is, would she be awake for it?
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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Don't forget she has enough money to pay her half of the bills. She could probably afford to hire a maid and someone to cook for you. :P


Aint nothing wrong with being a keept man! Nothing wrong with that at all!
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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Hum....
Skinny? Check.
Well to do? Check.
Not too smart? Check.
You know she's ok in bed.
Yeah I would hit that ;)



:S
Google: paris hilton storage unit valtrex
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It matters not, she has already sucked his life from him and disposed of his body...

Much like every thing else in life she's done.
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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Hum....
Skinny? Check.
Well to do? Check.
Not too smart? Check.
You know she's ok in bed.
Yeah I would hit that ;)



:S
Google: paris hilton storage unit valtrex


Not a deal breaker for Shah! :D:D:D:D:D
I am NOT being loud.
I'm being enthusiastic!

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A bit more info with a pre-jump video. Anyone recognize the lucky TM?

http://theclicker.today.com/_news/2011/06/15/6865108-paris-hilton-jumps-from-a-plane-for-the-cameras

The last line: ""I still can’t help but be a little sad that Brooke can’t be here with us,” Hilton explained. “I’m totally going to bring her back and do this again when she gets out of rehab!”" Guess misery loves company?

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Just saw a post on facebook from USPA about Paris Hilton doing a tandem. Apparently it's airing on her new show on the Oxygen channel tonight. So where was it done and who had the "privlage" of doing it?



Doesn't she take that little dog with her everywhere? What was his canopy size?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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