The_Don 0 #26 May 27, 2011 Quote Quote shorts and black socks. That is not a good look! I don't care how cute she is...and she is very cute! http://media.onsugar.com/files/ons1/258/2589280/34_2009/0708d170eb80162f_FEARNE.jpg She could use a cheeseburger. No, no, no! Size 8 rule! remember? I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #27 May 27, 2011 Quote Quote Quote shorts and black socks. That is not a good look! I don't care how cute she is...and she is very cute! http://media.onsugar.com/files/ons1/258/2589280/34_2009/0708d170eb80162f_FEARNE.jpg She could use a cheeseburger. No, no, no! Size 8 rule! remember? Happy meal? Hell, that makes for a cheap date!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrokenR1 0 #28 May 27, 2011 Do you need any help rubbing any creams/lotions/oil on? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Rap is to music what etch-a-sketch is to art. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BikerBabe 0 #29 May 27, 2011 Quote Quote Quote shorts and black socks. That is not a good look! I don't care how cute she is...and she is very cute! http://media.onsugar.com/files/ons1/258/2589280/34_2009/0708d170eb80162f_FEARNE.jpg She could use a cheeseburger. No, no, no! Size 8 rule! remember? dude, that chick could eat one of everything on the McDonald's menu and maybe be a size 4. Scratch that. Size 2. Still well under the Shah line.Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #30 May 27, 2011 Quote How did I know you were going to say TTIWWP??! Sorry dude... The only person who will see the girls blush is my boyfriend (and a bunch of random strangers at the beach!) You don't get more random or strange that Ryoder (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #31 May 27, 2011 Well, I'm a red head fair skinned chap so tend to keep all Slip...Slap..Slopped (as the Aussies say) - but painfully recall the worst sun burn that I ever had was when sailing big boats in the Chesapeake Bay .. I was barefoot and burnt the tops... which was sort of O.K until I went back to work and had to wear my uniform shoes (I was in the RAF on a Trip to PAX River, so had to be dressed proper like). OUUUUUCHHHHHH! (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #32 May 27, 2011 Quote>shorts and black socks. >That is not a good look! I don't care how cute she is...and she is very cute! In defense of European women, it's primarily the guys who do that. And only some of them. I don't generally do shorts anyway, but if I do there'll be no socks in sight! There is definitely a preference for some guys in the UK to wear brief shorts with socks. For some reason I associate it (maybe unfairly) with ex-forces people. If a guy has a big wristwatch, little shorts and socks, it's a shoo-in that he's spent some time in the army. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #33 May 27, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote shorts and black socks. That is not a good look! I don't care how cute she is...and she is very cute! http://media.onsugar.com/files/ons1/258/2589280/34_2009/0708d170eb80162f_FEARNE.jpg She could use a cheeseburger. No, no, no! Size 8 rule! remember? dude, that chick could eat one of everything on the McDonald's menu and maybe be a size 4. Scratch that. Size 2. Still well under the Shah line. Wow you guys sure don't like the cute skinny girls.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #34 May 27, 2011 Quote Quote How did I know you were going to say TTIWWP??! Sorry dude... The only person who will see the girls blush is my boyfriend (and a bunch of random strangers at the beach!) You don't get more random or strange that Ryoder You speaketh the truth.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkeenan 14 #35 May 27, 2011 After living in Florida for some time, I've lost track of the number of "Roasted Brits" I've seen around here. They show up white as a fish belly, and spend 10 hr. in the sun on their first day. You can feel the heat from about 10 ft. away. _____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,559 #36 May 27, 2011 Quote After living in Florida for some time, I've lost track of the number of "Roasted Brits" I've seen around here. They show up white as a fish belly, and spend 10 hr. in the sun on their first day. You can feel the heat from about 10 ft. away. We don't know much about that strange light in the sky, we only know that we want it to love usDo you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #37 May 28, 2011 Sunburn report, Day 4: - Face and arms are a lovely golden colour - no peeling yet - Chest and back are radioactive-red and covered in billions of tiny blisters - Calves/ankles red, puffy, and swollen - hurts to walk Moral of the story: pasty Canadians are not meant for sun exposure!!! Tried to take pics, but I either can't reduce the size enough, or the quality is really shite and just looks like a big blurr.. Perhaps when everything turns into a ginormous blister, it will photograph more easily! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #38 May 28, 2011 For as much as three days after you can soak in a tub of cold water as long as you can stand it. That is basically nothing more than a radiation burn, you need to stop the burning which continues long after exposure. This is why it is worse later at night or even the second day. As with all burns of this nature the first step is to stop it from continuing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #39 May 28, 2011 Yep - just came out of a cool (not cold) bath. Today is the first day I've been able to wear (very loose) clothes - WOO HOO!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #40 May 28, 2011 In a week slide your oiled body between rocks, it will be like a snake shedding its skin. I got burned pretty good on my cock while in Crete at the beach, I had a good tan but not on that. About a week later and after much pain it basically shed like a freakin snake. I will never make that mistake again. A few of the girls were trying to get their inner thighs tanned, lets just say they git their lips a little burned. Sun balm is not just for your face. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #41 May 28, 2011 Luckily a female student nurse from Blackpool was quick thinking and used crushed ice in her mouth to soothe the pain. It certainly got my mind off the pain for a bit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #42 May 28, 2011 Well, my tits were out, but luckily not my bits!! I'm just hoping tomorrow I can wear pants, 'cause I'm running out of food in the fridge and I don't think ppl here would be cool with me going to do my groceries (half) nekkid!! Oh well... I can think of worse things than sleeping and posting on DZ.com all day!!"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #43 May 28, 2011 Quote Today is the first day I've been able to wear (very loose) clothes ... I'm conflicted between being happy for you, and being sad."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #44 May 28, 2011 Quote I'm just hoping tomorrow I can wear pants, 'cause I'm running out of food in the fridge and I don't think ppl here would be cool with me going to do my groceries (half) nekkid!! Just post your grocery list, and I'm sure you can find a volunteer to do the shopping and bring it to your door."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #45 May 28, 2011 Quote Quote Today is the first day I've been able to wear (very loose) clothes ... I'm conflicted between being happy for you, and being sad. I have to say... There are worse things in life than having to walk around in your birthday suit for 4 days in a row! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #46 May 28, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Today is the first day I've been able to wear (very loose) clothes ... I'm conflicted between being happy for you, and being sad. I have to say... There are worse things in life than having to walk around in your birthday suit for 4 days in a row! Like bad sunburns?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
obelixtim 150 #47 May 28, 2011 Quote Tried to take pics, but I either can't reduce the size enough, or the quality is really shite and just looks like a big blurr.. Perhaps when everything turns into a ginormous blister, it will photograph more easily! Unimpressed Just post a picture of a cooked lobster....people will get the gist....My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #48 May 28, 2011 Quote Quote Tried to take pics, but I either can't reduce the size enough, or the quality is really shite and just looks like a big blurr.. Perhaps when everything turns into a ginormous blister, it will photograph more easily! Unimpressed Just post a picture of a cooked lobster....people will get the gist.... Since she couldn't figure the upload, she emailed a pic to me to share. Prob NSFW.What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #49 May 29, 2011 LMAO!!!! Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
