Catchy Phrases

[nigel99 466]

What catchy phrases do you know and use?

My favourites are:

"Up and down like a whores drawers"

"The size of a gnats cock"

"Attention span of a lightning bolt"

"Sticks like shit to a blanket"

Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived.

[kbordson 8]

"off like a prom dress."

[nigel99 466]

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"off like a prom dress."

Can you provide an example of it's use? Does that mean quick?

Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived.

[muff528 3]

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"off like a prom dress."

Can you provide an example of it's use? Does that mean quick?

The implication is not so much "quickly" but more like "with certainty". Maybe some combination of both. example: Billybob stayed on the nitrous button a little too long and the blower came off like a prom dress. Generally, the expression does not reflect reality so much as it reflects the imaginations of old farts remembering things that really didn't happen. (I know, there are exceptions)

[jumpsalot-2 3]

Plan the jump, jump the plan.......applies to just about anything that might come along in life.

Life is short ... jump often.

[mutumbo 0]

".......about as useless as an elevator in an outhouse"

"......as useless as a screen door on a submarine"

Thanatos340(on landing rounds)--
Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.

[npgraphicdesign 3]

"...about as useful as an umbrella to a fish..."

[jono 0]

Quicker than a fat kid onto a smartie.

Remember you don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.

[Heatmiser 0]

"...love ya like a fat kid loves cake!"

What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo

Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

[pyrotech 0]

"I'm sweating like a whore in church." (when it's hot out)

"more fun than gang rape" (fun experiences)

"so horny I'd fuck a week-old dumpster baby" (looking for a trick)

"I'd eat the corn out of his shit" (hot guy)

"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck" --My mom used to say that one growing up. It stuck.

[lekstrom10k 0]

One from Charley {captain Smooth} Greenfield "He could fuck up a one car funeral"
Mine is He couldnt find his way out of a closet with both hands on the door knob and the light on".

[JerseyShawn 0]

Make like a tree and get out of here.

Smooth as a babies rectum.





Edit:Smooth as a babies rectum.

[Bertt 0]

"When you get to Hell, I'll be waiting for you, and I'll be pissed."

You don't have to outrun the bear.

[nigel99 466]

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One from Charley {captain Smooth} Greenfield "He could fuck up a one car funeral"
Mine is He couldnt find his way out of a closet with both hands on the door knob and the light on".

that reminds me of another one "couldn't organise a pissup in a brewery"

Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived.

[JerryBaumchen 1,356]

Hi nigel,

A guy in the service used to say:

"I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from."

JerryBaumchen

[JohnMitchell 16]

"Dumber than a sack of hammers."

"Sharp as a new penny."

[Squeak 17]

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Hi nigel,

A guy in the service used to say:

"I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from."

JerryBaumchen

I'd belly crawl a mile over broken glass just to smell one of her farts.



You're dumb as custard, twice as thick and 3 times as yellow.

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[mjosparky 4]

“Sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you”.
“Couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if you wrote the instructions on the heel”.
“If you’re going to be stupid you had better be tough”.
“She’d make a young man weak and an old man cry”.

Sparky

My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals

[freeflynick 0]

"Let's make like a douche, and get the f%*k out!"!!

Hobbes: "How come we play 'War' and not 'Peace'?"
Calvin: "Too few role models."

[Herky 0]

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I'd belly crawl a mile over broken glass just to smell one of her farts.

I believe the phrase you are looking for is, "I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie."

[Squeak 17]

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I'd belly crawl a mile over broken glass just to smell one of her farts.

I believe the phrase you are looking for is, "I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie."

no it's not jerky, the phase i was looking for is the phrase i used

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[sxc 0]

He couldn't organize a f*** in a whorehouse.

He could sell snow to the eskimos.

[mutumbo 0]

he could sell a penthouse to a blind guy

Thanatos340(on landing rounds)--
Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.

[wsd 0]

Talks like a sock puppet.

[airtwardo 7]

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I'd belly crawl a mile over broken glass just to smell one of her farts.

I believe the phrase you are looking for is, "I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie."

I'd suck her daddy's dick just to see where she came from...


I'm so hungry I'd eat the south end of a north bound rhino...


I put my foot so far up his ass, his breath smelled like sweat socks...


If she had as many stickin' out of her as she had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine...


She was so big I felt like a BB bouncing around in a boxcar...


I'll fight ya, fuck ya or hold yer coat...your choice on the jukebox.


It not the bullet in the head that hurts, it's that cold rush of air following it...


He dropped faster than a cheerleaders panties on prom night...

A good friend will help ya move...a great friend will help ya move a body...

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~