mjosparky 4 #26 May 19, 2011 "There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works. " "Never miss a good chance to shut up. " "If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. "My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkeenan 14 #27 May 19, 2011 Plain as the balls on a dog._____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #28 May 19, 2011 If, you come to a fork in the road... take it! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fossg 0 #29 May 19, 2011 "fucked like a french whore on payday". Or a variation, My nephew used to drown himself in Axe bodyspray... I would tell him "you smell like a french whore on payday" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DSE 5 #30 May 19, 2011 "useless as tits on a boar." "dumb as a box of rocks" "Cross her legs and hope to die.." "Play ball with me, and I'll scratch yours." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MX304 0 #31 May 19, 2011 "Out like the fat kid in dodge ball" "How about you go play hide and go fvck yourself. "Give me that before I hurt yourself with it" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 1 #32 May 19, 2011 QuoteIf, you come to a fork in the road... take it! Chuck Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded. Yogi BerraMost of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #33 May 19, 2011 QuoteQuoteIf, you come to a fork in the road... take it! Chuck Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded. Yogi Berra " The future ain't what it used to be " Yogi Berra ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 1 #34 May 19, 2011 That's fucked up as a football bat. He shouldn't handle anything sharper than a bowling pin. Some times you eat the chicken and some times you eat the feathers. You are what you eat. Try to stay away from turkey and jerky. I couldn't sell fire to an eskimo. (But if that eskimo wanted fire, I could make sure hie got the kind of fire he wanted, when he wnated it, where he wanted it.)Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #35 May 19, 2011 I could sell parkas at a nudist colony... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #36 May 19, 2011 Quote from my 1st jump instructor, right before I exited..."If the good lord wants to shit on ya, this would be the time" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #37 May 19, 2011 QuoteQuoteQuoteIf, you come to a fork in the road... take it! Chuck Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded. Yogi Berra " The future ain't what it used to be " Yogi Berra I get a kick out of Yogi-isms. In regards to a 'sick' pick-up: "That thing couldn't pull a sick whore outa' bed!" A piece of junk: "Useless as a cunt fulla' cold water!" Something really smooth: "Slicker than snot on a door-knob" Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #38 May 19, 2011 If someone is good help: 'You're as handy as a pocket on a shirt!' Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #39 May 19, 2011 She got my dick harder than Chinese arithmetic... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #40 May 19, 2011 Ihaven't heard that in a coon's age! 'I was so drunk, I couldn't get it up with a splint!' Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #41 May 19, 2011 I'm so horny even the Crack of Dawn isn't safe.You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #42 May 19, 2011 Start a non skydiving story off with "No shit, there I was: balls deep in this chicks ass..." "She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch" "Lift the truck, fat chicks can't jump" When people asked me what I did in the military, sometimes I would answer "In flight missile repair", just to see who was paying attention. "C'mon man, it aint rocket surgery!""I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #43 May 19, 2011 You couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #44 May 19, 2011 QuoteStart a non skydiving story off with "No shit, there I was: balls deep in this chicks ass..." "She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch" "Lift the truck, fat chicks can't jump" When people asked me what I did in the military, sometimes I would answer "In flight missile repair", just to see who was paying attention. "C'mon man, it aint rocket surgery!" 'She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!' Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #45 May 19, 2011 Quote Quote Start a non skydiving story off with "No shit, there I was: balls deep in this chicks ass..." "She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch" "Lift the truck, fat chicks can't jump" When people asked me what I did in the military, sometimes I would answer "In flight missile repair", just to see who was paying attention. "C'mon man, it aint rocket surgery!" 'She could suck a golf ball through a 50' garden hose!' Chuck Fixed it for ya."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #46 May 19, 2011 QuoteQuoteStart a non skydiving story off with "No shit, there I was: balls deep in this chicks ass..." "She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch" "Lift the truck, fat chicks can't jump" When people asked me what I did in the military, sometimes I would answer "In flight missile repair", just to see who was paying attention. "C'mon man, it aint rocket surgery!" 'She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!' Chuck "She could suck-start a Harley!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #47 May 19, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Start a non skydiving story off with "No shit, there I was: balls deep in this chicks ass..." "She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch" "Lift the truck, fat chicks can't jump" When people asked me what I did in the military, sometimes I would answer "In flight missile repair", just to see who was paying attention. "C'mon man, it aint rocket surgery!" 'She could suck a golf ball through a 50' garden hose!' Chuck Fixed it for ya. Dayum! ...and to think, I didn't catch her name! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #48 May 19, 2011 Quote Dayum! ...and to think, I didn't catch her name! Chuck With a mouth like that, why would you waste it TALKING?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #49 May 19, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Start a non skydiving story off with "No shit, there I was: balls deep in this chicks ass..." "She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch" "Lift the truck, fat chicks can't jump" When people asked me what I did in the military, sometimes I would answer "In flight missile repair", just to see who was paying attention. "C'mon man, it aint rocket surgery!" 'She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!' Chuck "She could suck-start a Harley!" A good friend of mine used to say that... quite often. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #50 May 19, 2011 Quote Quote Dayum! ...and to think, I didn't catch her name! Chuck With a mouth like that, why would you waste it TALKING? Best question I've heard in a long time. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
