airtwardo 7 #26 May 17, 2011 I like it...just one MORE place I can attach your leash! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #27 May 17, 2011 Quote can you imagine how good my teeth would feel digging into their cock as they scream in pain? Still single (HINT HINT for all the single dudes), . Remember that thread I had up where I asked "What would you look past?" I have a funny feeling in the sausage fest that is the skydiving world...even traumatic penile injury is easily looked past. Two dudes on the packing mat talking; Dude A "So how is the love life going brother?" Dude B "Well, I picked up some new scars, I have a life time supply first aid equipment on standby every evening and a few units of my blood on standby just in case. Yeah it's going good" Dude A "Yeah you are kind of lucky to have met such a nice chick?" Dude B "Yeah the sky gods have blessed me, I mean in this sausage fest it is really hard to find a down to earth girl who just wants to tie you to a wall and throw flaming sausages at you." Dude A "Word!"Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
