shropshire 0 #1 March 10, 2009 Little Amber was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbour peered over the fence, interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing. He politely asked, "What are you up to there, Amber?" "My goldfish died," replied Amber tearfully, without looking up, "And I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish,isn't it?" Amber patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your f*cking cat." (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #2 March 10, 2009 A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #3 March 10, 2009 YAAAAAYYYY “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #4 March 10, 2009 TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,027 #5 May 11, 2011 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp6U1wGR5to... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #6 May 11, 2011 Nice one (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #7 May 11, 2011 Quote Nice one YUP You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #8 May 12, 2011 That's hilarious! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
