wildcard451 0 #26 May 9, 2011 QuoteAnd any of you dudes that offers to go to VA and "comfort my wife" or any crap like that and I will reach THROUGH this computer screen and pop your grapes! Any of you ladies that makes the same offer and... well, I WANT VIDEO! What if I am already in VA? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #27 May 9, 2011 Quote 50 or so dead skydive friends.Oh, you said ONE...hmmm, my old Corvette then. I want this back... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #28 May 9, 2011 Quote The rooster lamp my roommate and I bought to furnish our first college apartment. That thing was cool - what was I ever thinking getting rid of it? Well, then...you can look at mine. (Probably not as cool, though) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #29 May 9, 2011 Quote Quote 50 or so dead skydive friends.Oh, you said ONE...hmmm, my old Corvette then. I want this back... I can see why. That is a nice tent.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #30 May 9, 2011 Quote Quote 50 or so dead skydive friends.Oh, you said ONE...hmmm, my old Corvette then. I want this back... yeah, me too. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #31 May 9, 2011 Quote Quote And any of you dudes that offers to go to VA and "comfort my wife" or any crap like that and I will reach THROUGH this computer screen and pop your grapes! Any of you ladies that makes the same offer and... well, I WANT VIDEO! What if I am already in VA? I'm safe: she's seen you with red hair. Elvisio "thanks for the generous offer though " Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 52 #32 May 9, 2011 Sweet!lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #33 May 9, 2011 I don't know..... Maybe that really dumb thought I once had where I thought I had finally gotten lucky.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #34 May 9, 2011 The ONE thing I want back is the time I took to read this thread. Jesus fuck what a waste of time. My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #35 May 9, 2011 Quote Quote The rooster lamp my roommate and I bought to furnish our first college apartment. That thing was cool - what was I ever thinking getting rid of it? Well, then...you can look at mine. (Probably not as cool, though) Yours is pretty cool. If I remember ours was a little bit stouter with a bigger base."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #36 May 9, 2011 My old girlfriend Shelly. I wouldn't fuck it up this time.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 52 #38 May 9, 2011 Why are Alison and Shelly "things"?lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #39 May 9, 2011 Quote I SERIOUSLY don't know how you military types do it. Fuck the bullets and bombs and constant, imminent fear of death and all that crap. You deserve our gratitude for your service just for being away from your loved ones for 6-12 months at a time. That was the hardest part for me. Whats worse is of the 5 trips I had, I left with a girlfriend, 3 weeks later (to the day) I find out they're screwin around on me. ALL 5 TIMES!If ya find one that will wait for you and not screw around in the process, ya got a GREAT one!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #40 May 9, 2011 Quote But my journey is a piece of cake compared to Navy Wives. I don't know how they do it. Their men are never home at all. Answered your own question there. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #41 May 9, 2011 All my old comic books and toys from when I was a kid. That crap's worth a lot of dough now.Wouldn't mind having my twenties back. Got married in my twenties, ya know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #42 May 9, 2011 My '56 Chevy "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #43 May 9, 2011 To help with college I sold my Lionel Trains back in the 70's...wish I had them when my kids were younger. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpoutnow 0 #44 May 9, 2011 My hair. My ass. My sanity. In that order.People are crazy. Cuz there's more of 'em. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #45 May 9, 2011 QuoteWouldn't mind having my twenties back. Me either, but the guy at the fuckin gas station keeps taking em!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #46 May 9, 2011 My days training at the Olympic training center (and track pass)_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meso 38 #47 May 9, 2011 Between dead family members and lost love, one thing is a difficult choice. Tied between father and ex-girlfriend. What a depressing thread :p Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #48 May 9, 2011 Quote What a depressing thread :p Not s'posed to be.. that's why I said Thing (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #49 May 9, 2011 My pants! Has anyone seen them?Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #50 May 9, 2011 QuoteMy pants! Has anyone seen them? hanging on the back of the sheep pen door... where you left them. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
