Things people would be surprised to know about you

[airdvr 210]

I get skeeved out easily when the conversation even approaches talk about bodily functions.

Please don't dent the planet.

Destinations by Roxanne

[Heatmiser 0]

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I get skeeved out easily when the conversation even approaches talk about bodily functions.

I pass the time while taking a long dump by posting on DZ.com.

What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo

Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

[Squeak 17]

I'm a nice guy

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[flashvortx 0]

I'll let you know when I get off the crapper.

[NWFlyer 2]

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[ryoder 1,590]

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I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[D22369 0]

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy.
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I shot the deputy - sheriff was outta range...

Roy

They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

[Nataly 38]

I am a floutist and I went to band camp, but I NEVER stuck a flute up my pussy.

(The surprising thing being the last bit! )

"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

[wildcard451 0]

I'm shy.

[warpedskydiver 0]

That I am a nice person

[warpedskydiver 0]

Good to hear it was not a french horn or sousaphone.

[AggieDave 6]

I'm a sucker for Pixar films. Even after watching The Incredibles enough to quote it cold, it still chokes me up a bit.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[wmw999 2,447]

Normally the thing that surprises people is that I'm a long-time skydiver. I don't think that's real surprising here

Wendy P.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[AggieDave 6]

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Normally the thing that surprises people is that I'm a long-time skydiver. I don't think that's real surprising here

Wendy P.

Well it's tough being a hard-core biker chick/rocket surgeon.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[airtwardo 7]

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I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy.
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I shot the deputy - sheriff was outta range...

Roy

If id've known they wuz ridin' Shetlands I wouldda aimed lower!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[muff528 3]

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I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy.

"Yes I did, I shot her
You know, I caught her messin' round, messin' round town ,,,,"

[shah269 0]

That I have a very spiritual view of the world.

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

[NWFlyer 2]

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Normally the thing that surprises people is that I'm a long-time skydiver. I don't think that's real surprising here

I took a training class through work recently and as an icebreaker we had to interview the person sitting next to us and introduce them to the class. We were asked to find out something interesting or unusual about that person. I went with skydiving, but I was more impressed with my partner, who is proficient in 9 languages (including four that I'd never even heard of). Of course people were pretty surprised on the skydiving thing even though 9 languages is a hell of a lot more impressive in my mind.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[theonlyski 8]

I'm only 26.

That actually surprises a few dz.commers when they meet me. Weird huh?

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
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[airtwardo 7]

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I'm only 26.

That actually surprises a few dz.commers when they meet me. Weird huh?

Yeah...me TOO!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[airdvr 210]

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I get skeeved out easily when the conversation even approaches talk about bodily functions.

I pass the time while taking a long dump by posting on DZ.com.

We need the puking icon

Please don't dent the planet.

Destinations by Roxanne

[airdvr 210]

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I'm only 26.

That actually surprises a few dz.commers when they meet me. Weird huh?

Yeah...me TOO!

Light years maybe....

Please don't dent the planet.

Destinations by Roxanne

[JohnMitchell 16]

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I am a floutist

I'm sure you've flouted many things in your time, young lady.


Hmm, surprising about me?
As much as my life has revolved around aviation, I've only got about 6 hours of flying time.

Or that as a kid I studied Latin?
Or that I'm really good in the kitchen.

[rnicks 0]

It wasn't so much your age as....well....errr.....you know what I said!

[jumpsalot-2 3]

I'm a Bear Whisperer.

Life is short ... jump often.