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So the other day I decided to buy a industrial sized volcanic stone gas run BBQ (60"x45")
the thinking behind it was that on week days when we don't have many clients
and the workers lunch is cheaper than the weekend menu I'd stop lighting the tradicional wood BBQ
and use the gas one.
WTF the shit that came off it I would even give to my dogs. I use only prime
beef and lamb (which are my own and organically feed)
The only way I can see this type of BBQ working is if you smother the meat with some
sort of sauce whilst cooking, thus giving the meat an artificial taste.

The only thing I can see is that it is a product from hell and the people that use them
know F**K ALL about BBQing meat,

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BBQ's like everything elsae, probably come with instructions - read them. Also like all other cookihn requires practice, timing, thermometers etc.

You need to gauge the heat it produces, try various temperatures and cooking times, and writ ethem down.

When you hit a winner, i.e. "rib-eye, 6 minutes per side at this heat setting produces perfect Med-Rare", then you write that down and stick with it every time.

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Gas grills taste horrible in comparision to griling on briquets. If you ever watch any barbequing contest on TV you will never see a gas grill being used also if you will never see anyone using lighter fluid either. I personally do not see why gas grills are so popular.
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has grill will never be as good as a lump charcoal fire. but they are quick. and imho they are like cast iron cookware. they ain't worth shit till properly seasoned in.
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What exactly was wrong with the flavor?



The spelling:P


Bwahahahahahaha! ...this from a culture that eats things called "banger", "digestive biscuit" and "spotted dick". :D If it wasn't for the misspelling I wouldn't have believed you even have a word for flavor.:)

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Cheeky git .. I think that British food will stand up against anything America has to offer.... Even the idiots Jamie Oliver and foul mouthed Gordon Ramsey were hard pressed to improve things over there:P:P:P:P:P


I've had some cracking meals over there (sea food in Maryland .... love Lobster and crab) and some real shite


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Cheeky git .. I think that British food will stand up against anything America has to offer.... Even the idiots Jamie Oliver and foul mouthed Gordon Ramsey were hard pressed to improve things over there:P:P:P:P:P


I've had some cracking meals over there (sea food in Maryland .... love Lobster and crab) and some real shite



:D I dunno ...I was brought up on Italian/Sicilian food. As far as TV chefs go, I liked Justin Wilson, "the Cajun Cook".

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So the other day I decided to buy a industrial sized volcanic stone gas run BBQ (60"x45")
the thinking behind it was that on week days when we don't have many clients
and the workers lunch is cheaper than the weekend menu I'd stop lighting the tradicional wood BBQ
and use the gas one.
WTF the shit that came off it I would even give to my dogs. I use only prime
beef and lamb (which are my own and organically feed)
The only way I can see this type of BBQ working is if you smother the meat with some
sort of sauce whilst cooking, thus giving the meat an artificial taste.

The only thing I can see is that it is a product from hell and the people that use them
know F**K ALL about BBQing meat,



Isn't there a wood chips tray in there?

It really does help, it also will take quite a long time to season the grill.

I have seen people clean the grill so it looks like new on the inside, they must have dead tastebuds.

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Coconut palm logs are good too.

So is the wood of the Macadamia tree.

Most fruit or nut trees are good.

Goat cooked over the coals of almond branches and the hulls of the nuts was great.

We seasoned the meat with olive oil, lemons, oregano, sea salt and cloves of garlic.






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Sounds kinda' good. I guess, you need all that to kill the taste of the goat! :D I've eaten goat (cabrito) cooked over mesquite, of course. :D Here in Texas, mesquite is so darned plentiful and we're just partial to it.


Chuck




Ain't real hard to find a stray goat either! ;)










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Sounds kinda' good. I guess, you need all that to kill the taste of the goat! :D I've eaten goat (cabrito) cooked over mesquite, of course. :D Here in Texas, mesquite is so darned plentiful and we're just partial to it.


Chuck




Ain't real hard to find a stray goat either! ;)


Just ask Johnny Rodriguez! :D


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