futuredivot 0 #1 February 17, 2010 Have a pal with one scheduled and I need about a three week supply of jokes to harass him with.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #2 February 17, 2010 Just tell him to "take it" like a Man! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #3 February 17, 2010 Is this going to be done in your den? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #4 February 17, 2010 he's also having an upper GI so I've been hitting him with "spit-roasted" lines too.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #5 February 17, 2010 It's really no big deal... I have had several of both. People make too much of it and that keeps others from seeking help or getting screened. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #6 February 17, 2010 It is the only way to remain a perfect asshole, (remember he asked for jokes) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #7 February 17, 2010 That's a good oneYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #8 February 17, 2010 Just shot him an email asking that he give his wife my number-just in case he likes it enough to switch teams and she needs comfortYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #9 February 17, 2010 Tell him to start learning how to sing "Moon River" for his best Chevy Chase imitation. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #10 February 17, 2010 Favorite song. Tube snake boogie? I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #11 February 17, 2010 QuoteHave a pal with one scheduled and I need about a three week supply of jokes to harass him with. Hope this helps... http://tinyurl.com/ycnt8df"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #12 February 17, 2010 Tell him to say this to the Dr. in a serious lisp. "Don't you have a larger diameter one?" "Do you have some gay porn I can watch" "Please make it rough" "Have you ever seen two men one horse?" "Buy me a drink big boy?" "Damn you have nice large hands" "What are you doing after this?" "Oh yeah, give it to me baby!" I told my doc he did a good job,he said thanks I try to be gentle. I then said, "I think I need to go call my ex gf and tell her how sorry I am" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #13 February 17, 2010 QuoteQuoteHave a pal with one scheduled and I need about a three week supply of jokes to harass him with. Hope this helps... http://tinyurl.com/ycnt8df ROFL......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
topdocker 0 #14 February 17, 2010 Ask if he's getting the DVD and stills! topJump more, post less! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #15 February 17, 2010 Will he be going Tandem , or Solo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #16 February 17, 2010 whuffo so that would be lost on him-he is my IT manager if you can come up with geek slanted stuff.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #17 February 17, 2010 Quotehe's also having an upper GI so I've been hitting him with "spit-roasted" lines too. sooo....he's into DP? doooh! ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 1 #18 February 17, 2010 Quote Have a pal with one scheduled and I need about a three week supply of jokes to harass him with. Wow! Hard to tell who the asshole is here. I've been told I will never have hemroids because I'm a perfect asshole. Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MakeItHappen 15 #19 February 17, 2010 QuoteIt's really no big deal... I have had several of both. People make too much of it and that keeps others from seeking help or getting screened. I'm with you on this. People really should not make fun of people that are getting these procedures done. For the life of me, I don't understand why someone would tell someone (especially someone that becomes a PW for jokes about it) else that they are getting it done, but apparently this guy did. I recently got this email from a blood relative that had a colonoscopy QuoteFYI Had my first colonoscopy where they found 3 Large pre-cancerous polyps. Dr told me to inform all blood relatives to have their first @ 40 yrs of age. Sorry it's too late for that but you should get checked. Think it's from Grandpa ------, mom's dad. The test is a piece of cake, the prepping sucks!!!! I don't know how old the OP is, but these procedures and the information gleaned from them can effect several people and not always in a good way. .. Make It Happen Parachute History DiveMaker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pbwing 0 #20 February 17, 2010 Just tell him to remember these 5 words. "There's always time for lube!!!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq1FNIGap-0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #21 February 18, 2010 Agree. No big deal. (I made Bill get his first a couple years ago--colon cancer runs in both our families...) Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beerlight 0 #22 February 18, 2010 Tell him he'll lose his watertight seal! (saw it on Two half Men episode)..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #23 February 18, 2010 QuoteTell him to say this to the Dr. in a serious lisp. "Don't you have a larger diameter one?" "Do you have some gay porn I can watch" "Please make it rough" "Have you ever seen two men one horse?" "Buy me a drink big boy?" "Damn you have nice large hands" "What are you doing after this?" "Oh yeah, give it to me baby!" "My buddy, Shane felt something wiird up there...can you check it out?" "If you see my gerbil, give him a blow dry for me." "More demerol!" "The car keys belong to Shane." "Shane recommended this but his tube didn't have a light on it."My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #24 February 18, 2010 QuoteFor the life of me, I don't understand why someone would Let me explain why you don't understand. I'm guessing that there's a really good chance that you don't know me, or my pal, or understand our relationship, or have any remote qualifications to form a valid opinion of what is or isn't appropriate in the bounds of our friendship. You should have seen the HUGE sign that was hanging on my office door when I got back from my prostrate exam. Please refrain from bringing your baggage to my party.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #25 February 18, 2010 I heard they used to do this in the military: They'd start giving a rectal exam with on hand on the patients shoulder. Another person that was hiding sneaks over and puts their hand on the other shoulder. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
