shropshire 0 #1 April 6, 2011 (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #2 April 6, 2011 Quote Interesting use of the blow-job-emoticon... "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #3 April 6, 2011 I'm in shock ... that never even occurred to me (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #4 April 6, 2011 this too is sexualBeware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #5 April 6, 2011 Quote this too is sexual I don't know what you mean (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fr33flyr 0 #7 April 6, 2011 I follow a strict 2 kidney rule. None of those one kidney freaks for me. _______________________________ I like life....It's something to do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #8 April 6, 2011 fussy fussy (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #10 April 6, 2011 Innuendo aside. I think as I recall per the list on my kitchen wall; 1) Active, in shape 2) Smart, minimum BS in something 3) STABLE! 5) Not allergic to cats 6) Likes to laugh 7) Likes to travel 8) Likes mom 9) Easy to live with 10) Likes me Yeah this list is on my kitchen wall. It has been there for a year. The only change came from stable to STABLE! I've had various dates over for dinner and they have read the list and not a single one has ever accused me of being shallow. However most have asked why #10 was "Like me" and not #1. The answer was that if she liked 1-9 that 10 was a given.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #11 April 6, 2011 Quote2) Smart, minimum BS in something So those people without a minimum of a BS are not smart?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #12 April 6, 2011 We notice "Likes mom" appears higher on the list than "Likes me". "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #13 April 6, 2011 Quote Quote 2) Smart, minimum BS in something So those people without a minimum of a BS are not smart? yup Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #14 April 6, 2011 Quote Quote Interesting use of the blow-job-emoticon... And you wonder why we like you so much. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #15 April 6, 2011 Quote Quote Quote 2) Smart, minimum BS in something So those people without a minimum of a BS are not smart? yup Well, I guess smarts has nothing to do with landing a great job, making a truck load of cash then... huh?Oh, and an hour lunch. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #16 April 6, 2011 Quote Innuendo aside. I think as I recall per the list on my kitchen wall; 1) Active, in shape 2) Smart, minimum BS in something 3) STABLE! 5) Not allergic to cats 6) Likes to laugh 7) Likes to travel 8) Likes mom 9) Easy to live with 10) Likes me Yeah this list is on my kitchen wall. It has been there for a year. The only change came from stable to STABLE! I've had various dates over for dinner and they have read the list and not a single one has ever accused me of being shallow. However most have asked why #10 was "Like me" and not #1. The answer was that if she liked 1-9 that 10 was a given. I don't think that's a shallow list at all Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #17 April 6, 2011 QuoteQuote2) Smart, minimum BS in something So those people without a minimum of a BS are not smart? Nope, but as stated in the other thread, I paid for my X wifes education. I will NEVER DO THAT AGAIN for anyone! No more "projects". I'm too busy and too old for that shitLife through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #18 April 6, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote 2) Smart, minimum BS in something So those people without a minimum of a BS are not smart? yup Well, I guess smarts has nothing to do with landing a great job, making a truck load of cash then... huh?Oh, and an hour lunch. Well, yeah, anyone can be a prostitute Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #19 April 6, 2011 QuoteInnuendo aside. I think as I recall per the list on my kitchen wall; 1) Active, in shape 2) Smart, minimum BS in something 3) STABLE! 5) Not allergic to cats 6) Likes to laugh 7) Likes to travel 8) Likes mom 9) Easy to live with 10) Likes me Yeah this list is on my kitchen wall. It has been there for a year. The only change came from stable to STABLE! I've had various dates over for dinner and they have read the list and not a single one has ever accused me of being shallow. However most have asked why #10 was "Like me" and not #1. The answer was that if she liked 1-9 that 10 was a given. Serious question, can you post a photo of that list in your kitchen? . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #20 April 6, 2011 Quote I don't think that's a shallow list at all That's what I keep telling people! As for a photo....ahh sure...i guess....Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #21 April 6, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote 2) Smart, minimum BS in something So those people without a minimum of a BS are not smart? yup Well, I guess smarts has nothing to do with landing a great job, making a truck load of cash then... huh?Oh, and an hour lunch. Well, yeah, anyone can be a prostitute You swore to never tell the world my job... Guess now yall know why I can be online all day, but not found at night. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #22 April 6, 2011 QuoteQuoteQuote2) Smart, minimum BS in something So those people without a minimum of a BS are not smart? Nope, but as stated in the other thread, I paid for my X wifes education. I will NEVER DO THAT AGAIN for anyone! No more "projects". I'm too busy and too old for that shit So, what if she has no intention of making you pay for her education, or even if she didn't want to further it?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #23 April 6, 2011 Quote So, what if she has no intention of making you pay for her education, or even if she didn't want to further it? It's taxing. I had no problem with PAYING for my X wifes education. What I had a problem was with what I PAID in terms of time. I cooked, I cleaned, I keept the house and our lives on track so all she had to do was focus on her studies. I cared deeply for her and as such I put her and her studies above my own wants and needs. I was "investing" in my future with her. That investment went bad. And as such I will no longer "pay" for anyones education. She can pay for her own education and wash and fold her own clothes and if she is hungry well....make your own darn meal. What do i look like your freaking butler!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #24 April 6, 2011 QuoteShe can pay for her own education and wash and fold her own clothes and if she is hungry well....make your own darn meal. What do i look like your freaking butler! Amstalder is doing all of that, for her and her 'pretty little princess'. You say it like people can't multi task."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #25 April 6, 2011 Quote Quote She can pay for her own education and wash and fold her own clothes and if she is hungry well....make your own darn meal. What do i look like your freaking butler! Amstalder is doing all of that, for her and her 'pretty little princess'. You say it like people can't multi task. ETA: and he's my pretty pink princess Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
