piisfish 140 #1 March 30, 2011 seriously what do these people have in their heads (besides fat) ? http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/03/29/obese-ohio-man-fused-chair-sat-2-years/# WARNING, some text details can make you puke a littlescissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #2 March 30, 2011 Maybe he was comfortable."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #3 March 30, 2011 maybe he wanted to look like Jabba ? and what happened to the 2 tons of shit he produced during that time ?? Is he just full of it ?scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #4 March 30, 2011 It MUST have been a Lazy-Boy recliner. Those things sure are comfy!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #5 March 30, 2011 QuoteThe unnamed man lived with two able-bodied roommates -- including his girlfriend The FAT SOB has a girlfriend! No kidding!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #6 March 30, 2011 Quote Quote The unnamed man lived with two able-bodied roommates -- including his girlfriend The FAT SOB has a girlfriend! No kidding! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #7 March 30, 2011 QuoteQuoteThe unnamed man lived with two able-bodied roommates -- including his girlfriend The FAT SOB has a girlfriend! No kidding! Your path is obvious Find a Lazy boy on craigs list Sit in it... the women will come!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #8 March 30, 2011 QuoteYour path is obvious Find a Lazy boy on craigs list Sit in it... the women will come!if after 2 years without leaving the Lazyboy you still don't have a GF, call 911scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stratostar 5 #9 March 30, 2011 QuoteOfficers who responded to the scene said that the man's skin was fused to the fabric of chair and that he was sitting in his own feces and urine with maggots visible. and QuoteThe landlord told WTRF that the man used to be an active person and said she had no idea how bad his condition was since he covered himself with a blanket every time she came to visit. What you can't smell shit and piss mixed with BO? Well maybe he was happy as a pig in shit..... Oh wait he was a pig in shit.you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #10 March 30, 2011 Quote Your path is obvious Find a Lazy boy on craigs list Sit in it... the women will come! What do you think that "fuzing" will do to ones junk? And well....did they have sex? EVER? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #11 March 30, 2011 Quote Quote Your path is obvious Find a Lazy boy on craigs list Sit in it... the women will come! What do you think that "fuzing" will do to ones junk? And well....did they have sex? EVER? Well, it couldn't be any worse than not using it now, could it?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #12 March 30, 2011 Those people can't get that way without the enablers around them. I'd tell him "You want a cheeseburger. Go get it yourself." He could starve himself into mobility again.Jeez, that's just disgusting on so many levels. And it's not the first time I've heard of that. I hate to be that landlord. I'm saying the carpet's gotta go and they'll need a 5 gallon bucket of Kilz. And to think I worry about my tenants' dog. http://www.masterchem.com/masterchem/v/index.jsp?vgnextoid=5679559110f23210VgnVCM1000006b0910acRCRD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #13 March 30, 2011 i'd say 5 gal of fuel plus a couple of matchesscissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #14 March 30, 2011 That would be a tempting option. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,545 #15 March 30, 2011 It's not the first time this kind of thing has happenedWendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #16 March 30, 2011 I used to see this sort of thing on a regular basis whe I was in the Fire Dpet. My personal "best" was 910 lb man who we had to take out the living room wall of his row house in order to evacuate him to the hospital. He died of pnumonia two days later. His family siad he hadn't been out of the house in 20 years. We run into this sport of thing at least three to five times a year. Typically they're on the third floor of a garden apartment though. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkeenan 14 #17 March 30, 2011 Quote The FAT SOB has a girlfriend! No kidding! I think I read that she is a size 6._____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sletzer 3 #18 March 30, 2011 QuoteOne officer said it was the worst thing he had ever responded to. Another told the local TV station he had to throw away his uniform after helping remove the man from the chair. Well that just paints a picture as to how disgusting this must've been. Wow.I will be kissing hands and shaking babies all afternoon. Thanks for all your support! *bows* SCS #8251 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerryBaumchen 1,445 #19 March 30, 2011 Hi Nic, Well, just maybe he was trying to get into music: Wilson spent the majority of the following three years in his bedroom sleeping, taking drugs, and overeating. During this time, his voice deteriorated significantly as a result of chain smoking, drug ingestion and neglect. That's our own Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys. JerryBaumchen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #20 March 31, 2011 This just in...he died http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/03/31/obese-ohio-man-dies-fused-chair-2-years/?test=latestnews Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #21 March 31, 2011 Quote This just in...he died http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/03/31/obese-ohio-man-dies-fused-chair-2-years/?test=latestnews really?! *gasp* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #22 March 31, 2011 I was alsost expecting the chair to be some sort of massive throne that would accomidate two years worth of shit (literally) when they showed that small fabric recliner one would have to wonder ...where did it all go? And no I really dont want an answer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #23 April 1, 2011 wow that is crazy. How do you be a sig other to someone living in his filth like that. I am guessing the gf was having sex with the other roommate. I recently had to pick up a patient who was 700+ lbs. We took that patient from an airport, where I wondered how they got her into the plane to a special rehab for the morbidly obese.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #24 April 1, 2011 Quote I recently had to pick up a patient who was 700+ lbs. We took that patient from an airport, where I wondered how they got her into the plane to a special rehab for the morbidly obese. 463L pallet with top net "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #25 April 1, 2011 Quote Quote I recently had to pick up a patient who was 700+ lbs. We took that patient from an airport, where I wondered how they got her into the plane to a special rehab for the morbidly obese. 463L pallet with top net Crazy thing is they used the standard medical transport plane. I was wondering how they got her in the plane. She was 2 times as wide as the fat person stretcher. I would have loved a rear loading AC on that one. Be awesome to see a Casa fly up here with a huge patient in it.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
